Martin Luther King Jr:

P.S. As a note to inform Our Illustrious 'Mary Whitehouse' from the Post Office 'Sortin Section' My supposed Blasphemy of late was actually nicked by me from no other than the Worthy Mr Anthony Hancock Esq, later also used (often) by Sid James etc, as well as Ronnie Barker, Rambling Sid Rumpo, and Eric Morcombe, fine company indeed*


G'Day*


And cheers to those I forwarded the original thingy to*


End of Discussion*

One thing I do like about the hypocritical double-standards caring-good taste Murdoch 'Gutter Media' is that as soon as Hamster comes out of a coma, the film is shown on the internet of his crash (owned by Guess who?) so, what happens when he relapses then (hopefully not) do they get done for Bad taste? will we soon be seeing the Steve Earl death link on here soon too, or is that somehow different, and we want to protect an innocent fish?



Fritz Von I seem to recall all and sundrie on here recently being shocked & stunned at the picture of a young Downs lad winning a race and having it quickly removed (as I would on my own website or Blog) innit*

If the picture had been without text, would it have remained I wonder?

P.S. I'm not in any way qusetioning Admins judgement here, just Our Own as members of this illustrious forum, I'm also aware of quite a few regular viewers of it who would never dream of posting here let alone registering (I expect many of you are too, innit)*


Chesterfield made extraordinar�ly good chocolate cigarettes I thought*


Why do folk keep saying innit all the time it's sooooo olive draaaab*


innit*

I personally think the dealer location issue thread is the Twaddle-Tosh of the YEAR.


Fritz Von My pipes get fixed on the Isle of Man, Cos that's what I choose*

Fritz Von me old Briar,

I went into an old traditional tobacconists’ today in town (established over 60yrs and has a good following from all over the country) and enquired about that briar pipe. Well the upshot is that Briar is not a brand, but rather a type of pipe, made from Briar wood!
And it’s made by numerous companies, I.e.; Dunhill, Petersons of Dublin being just two of them, which was all news too me!

Anyhow, the lady was quite informative when I mentioned the European connection; she also told me, that the company in Laxey that made them does not exist anymore.

She did give me an address for which they use for pipe restorations, all restorations are done to a very high standard (good as new).

Not on the Internet though and to be kept to ones self so to speak.

So you can have the address via email, and phone yourself to ask (it’s a mobile number), or, send the pipe to me, and I’ll take it to the old dear in the shop who will send it away for us. Bit convoluted the last way me thinks, but the offer stands.

I’ve also got Petersons of Dublin contact details as well.

Beano says, we’re all just extras in everyone else’s play!

Cheers for that Our Beano, that's why my friend's getting his pipe repaired on the Isle of Man by Laxeys that does still exist there (cost is no object, like as with all Naim owners too) the letter & pipe are on there jolly old way John, Cheers anyway. You know that Our Mick was recently boasting about his new PFI job! (this means 30% of taxpayers money goes to any project over 30 years, regardless of efficiency etc, and a future Govt will have to buy them all orf, hospitals, schools, libraries (who remembers Public libraries then? especially in Brighton? the lot in fact.


Fritz Von Australia will soon start it's brilliant new concept (largest Solar power Station on Earth) and just imagine if Our Mick and the Wemberlee crew get their mits on it, the Sun would have burnt itself out before it ever got a'beamin even, innit*


I ain't sayin nuffink though, you know me*


I didn't realise that present day Humanity is potentially a future insect pile of the Cosmos?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:


I didn't realise that present day Humanity is potentially a future insect pile of the Cosmos?

You reading that Paul davis Fritz? Hows it going?

Acad

I was actually born in London's Royal Free Hospital (Pre PFI Obviously), I don't know if I could face it now though?


Fritz Von Remember that brilliant Snake repellent in Ireland, and that anti-crocodile spray in Surbiton (all worked fabtastically), let me put this one past you though Chaps! Imagine if there really wasn't any AQ stuff in Iraq all along??? and Bushy was Joking us all along? perhaps Sadders should be allowed to speak then sod oft to South America like all those Nazis etc did.


Just imagine if all the Yankee and British recent War widows said, we don't need to avenge our loved ones deaths, we want all the rest back NOW (Would they all be anti-Patriotic?)



Basic psychology works every time innit* Invent a non existant problem, work on it, justify it (Pay Our Mick & Pals tolts of public dosh), and low and behold the Civil War that everybody knew about in Iraq 18 months afore becomes suddenly visible to the Whitehouse and number 10!



Reid Says he's in Charge` God help us all, I'd rather be in Iraq*

'Take this one in slowly Chaps!' As previously mentioned on here, many Berliners/Germans refer lovingly to the Brits as Island Monkeys (Insel Affen) and is not in any wave shape or form Racist and is on a par with them being called Krauts roughly. So when certain young English footballers (who I respect greatly) thinks they are being racially taunted, they are not, it's Mat & his Gutter Press Buddies upping the ante for the sheer hell of it*



Fritz Von You read it here first, and I trust any (Real Germans on this forum?³) will say like-wise, or be forever silent; this is 2006 afterall, innit*



I do hope that Trevor's being very Clever at present!!!

Glad you got the pipe sorted, gota go smoke alarms telling me the teas ready.

Beano

A rather beautiful piece of camera work I thought depicting British Kids being taken out of danger.



Fritz Von Possibly taken with a Brownie Reflex 35mm with Ilford 12x12ft, 4 Million Pixels per Acre!


Durin Der War! Nah I never talk abaat it John*


Where's Parry then? I don't know, but I reckon that could well be his runner next to the little girl with the case, his bag being full of prize Gobstoppers, ready to sell and make his first fortune on the road to early retirement and success in the cut throat world of commerce and postage stamps.



Walker, I've told you before about these black market arrangements of yours, now get that whisky out of my office at once!

Right O'Capt M***



Do you think that's wise Sir?



Goodnight*



Stupid Boy.