An island-bound logic

Posted by: Steve Toy on 25 February 2005

The following are a series of phrases or expressions (or just plain-silly notions imho) that are peculiar to the British Isles. They perhaps say much about the counter-intuitive mindset within the confines of our foggy shores:

It's too cold to snow.

You're so sharp that one day you'll cut yourself.

Too clever by half.

The more roadspace you create the more cars will come along to fill that space.


There must be more, and those of you who don't live in the British Isles could provide examples from the country where you live.

I note that the Germans have one strange notion:

If one wheeltrim falls off your car the rest must be removed immediately before they are all eventually replaced.
Posted on: 01 March 2005 by Steve Toy
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May I borrow your baseball bat to 'educate' the twats when you've finished with it?


Yes of course. I only intend to use it to smash the misused lamps though, and not the misusers thereof.

Mykel,

Is it ever too cold to snow on Earth?

quote:
Only one of my lower "fog lights actually" works. Do I only get half beaten up?


You don't get beat up at all, but I smile at cars that only have one of them working because the driver is obviously in need of only half a penis extension...

If you don't misuse it, it won't get smashed.
Posted on: 01 March 2005 by BigH47
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You don't get beat up at all, but I smile at cars that only have one of them working


It's too bloody cold to scramble under the car to change a bulb.

Howard