why are we so **** at sport
Posted by: scottyhammer on 13 November 2006
hi all,
our footie team is crap our rugby team even worse and as for the ashes coming back with our cricket team,dont make me laugh !
we are really going to show ourselves up when we hold the olympics as were crap at track n field also.
so heres the question...why?
heres my reasoning SCHOOLS yep we dont play enough sport at school. what reasons do you think why we are so pathetic at sport.
scotty
our footie team is crap our rugby team even worse and as for the ashes coming back with our cricket team,dont make me laugh !
we are really going to show ourselves up when we hold the olympics as were crap at track n field also.
so heres the question...why?
heres my reasoning SCHOOLS yep we dont play enough sport at school. what reasons do you think why we are so pathetic at sport.
scotty
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by Bob McC
Yeah, but he's not ENGLISH.
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by Nigel Cavendish
What annoys me is the amount of lottery funding that is paid to losers and no-hopers and yet enables them to live a very good, well paid life.
On the professional circuit, with prize money at stake, they do far better than at the Olympics.
Lottery funding for sportsmen and women should be more like a loan with conditions attached. Continued payment is dependant on success; when they make a good living, they should pay the loan back.
On the professional circuit, with prize money at stake, they do far better than at the Olympics.
Lottery funding for sportsmen and women should be more like a loan with conditions attached. Continued payment is dependant on success; when they make a good living, they should pay the loan back.
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by scottyhammer
it wouldnt harm these overpaid and overated players to incur non payment of wages for underperforming. i mean if i dont bother to turn up for work then i dont get paid! simple as that. they are on so much money the desire has gone, footballers anyway.
just pulling on an england shirt should be enough insentive.
scotty
just pulling on an england shirt should be enough insentive.
scotty
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by Bob McC
I believe it now is. If you've not a realistic chance of a medal you don't get funding.
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by Big Brother
Lucky you, for being crap at sport.
We, on the other hand, waste tax payers money and valuable resources building unnecessary sports arenas while our inner cities crumble, and homeless walk the streets.
Cheers
Big Brother
We, on the other hand, waste tax payers money and valuable resources building unnecessary sports arenas while our inner cities crumble, and homeless walk the streets.
Cheers
Big Brother
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by scottyhammer
sounds just like stratford
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by joe90
quote:There is no doubt that the standard in the Premier League has improved as a result of attracting the best players (wherever they are from).
No doubt.
And I can see how many World Cup/European Cup victories for England stem from this league.
England soccer victories are about as numerous as French military victories...
Posted on: 14 November 2006 by Richard Adams
quote:
England soccer victories are about as numerous as French military victories...
No. No. I can't think of any French military victories but there was one English football victory. Though it was a while back...
Richard
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by Steve S1
quote:England soccer victories are about as numerous as French military victories...
Can't argue with that.

But lowering the standard in the Premiership won't help. We have to get more of our kids good enough to compete for selection.
Regards,
Steve.
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by Rasher
English football is not so much about sport, but more about getting your hair done at Toni & Guy, promoting "mens cosmetics", shopping for clothes and being seen with a blonde bimbo in gossip magazines. If they spent half as much effort on playing football instead of imitating Dannii Minogue, maybe they might do better.
I think the reason there is so much diving is that they are upset about having their fake tan ruined.
I think the reason there is so much diving is that they are upset about having their fake tan ruined.
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by scottyhammer
aahh diving! tell me about it. for the first time ever i found myself changing channels during the recent world cup. just couldnt stand to watch any more acting. bloody pathetic!
scotty
scotty
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by northpole
Yep - refs should be armed with those electric shock guns - any lip from the players or anyone approaching within 5 yards - zap!!
Diving and mouthing off / intimidating refs is a major part of the problem football has at the moment. Unfortunately it's also why we desperately need the fourth official to have more powers - it really doesn't do any more for the cameras to cover the blatant abuses from several angles and the ref misses it - he needs to enjoy the same level of information as the viewers. Initially, it would slow matches down, but as soon as the players realise the consequences, hopefully three match bans, the tom foolery should desist. I mean they can't be that daft, can they??
Why do the FA continue to live in denial on this point?
Peter
Diving and mouthing off / intimidating refs is a major part of the problem football has at the moment. Unfortunately it's also why we desperately need the fourth official to have more powers - it really doesn't do any more for the cameras to cover the blatant abuses from several angles and the ref misses it - he needs to enjoy the same level of information as the viewers. Initially, it would slow matches down, but as soon as the players realise the consequences, hopefully three match bans, the tom foolery should desist. I mean they can't be that daft, can they??
Why do the FA continue to live in denial on this point?
Peter
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by scottyhammer
they cant be that daft "can they"
i used to go into a cafe near a well known london football ground and some of the players used it and i can honestly say that you couldnt wish to meet any thicker people in your life.
absolutely unbeleivable! they would be mugging old ladies or on drugs if they werent footballers.
scotty
i used to go into a cafe near a well known london football ground and some of the players used it and i can honestly say that you couldnt wish to meet any thicker people in your life.
absolutely unbeleivable! they would be mugging old ladies or on drugs if they werent footballers.
scotty
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by Stephen Tate
quote:Originally posted by rackkit:
Tv, computers, PS3's/Xbox'x, MP3 players, mobile phones, school runs, Maccy D's, Coca Cola...
erm... is a ps3 out then?
Anyway i definitely agree on our diet, we are just not an olive oil, fish, fruit eating country. We are not only bad at sport these days but we also lag on the hardwork front aswell, try employing a decent hod carrier these days... we now call them spot board attendants, they just have no go in them even when the money is good.

Years ago alot of hod carriers(when they were real) was like watching poetry in motion.
regards
Posted on: 15 November 2006 by Chillkram
Well there's an evening of torture ahead, for those of us of a masochistic nature, watching 'England' play the Dutch tonight.
I wonder if we will be able to keep the score below three.
Then there are the rugby 'matches' against South Africa over the next two weekends and, if you really want some punishment, the 1st Ashes test starts on November 23rd.
Mark
I wonder if we will be able to keep the score below three.
Then there are the rugby 'matches' against South Africa over the next two weekends and, if you really want some punishment, the 1st Ashes test starts on November 23rd.
Mark
Posted on: 16 November 2006 by rackkit
quote:Originally posted by Stephen Tate:quote:Originally posted by rackkit:
Tv, computers, PS3's/Xbox'x, MP3 players, mobile phones, school runs, Maccy D's, Coca Cola...
erm... is a ps3 out then?
regards
No but when it is released, it's gonna to make the problem a whole lot worse.

Posted on: 16 November 2006 by Big Brother
YOU GUYS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU ?
Here in the US, sport teams only play each other.
so we avoid...............
**INTERNATIONAL HUMILIATION**
You think we let the Japanese play in the World Series ???!!
BB
Here in the US, sport teams only play each other.
so we avoid...............
**INTERNATIONAL HUMILIATION**
You think we let the Japanese play in the World Series ???!!

BB
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by scottyhammer
aahh yes the universe that is america
Posted on: 23 November 2006 by scottyhammer
see weve got off to a flying start in the 1st test,some things never change-so why ARE we so crap at sport ? especially ones we invented!!
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by scottyhammer
bloody hell, dont think ill bother to even watch the cricket anymore - bloody embarassing!
what odds for a whitewash ?
what odds for a whitewash ?
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by Guido Fawkes
hmmm .. I think Austalia has a slight edge, but it can all change in the next three days - an honourable draw would set us up nicely.
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by ROTF:
hmmm .. I think Austalia has a slight edge, but it can all change in the next three days - an honourable draw would set us up nicely.
That's cricket I suppose - that a draw is "honourable" (or even possible) when one of the teams is clearly terrible at playing cricket.
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by Chillkram
If only it could be the same for Rugby Union, eh, Deane? 
Mark

Mark
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by Deane F
Mark
I hate rugby (having done too many standing transfers and messy bowel cleanups with a c5/6 fractured front-rower) and I love it when the All Blacks lose - especially at Rugby World Cups.
Deane
I hate rugby (having done too many standing transfers and messy bowel cleanups with a c5/6 fractured front-rower) and I love it when the All Blacks lose - especially at Rugby World Cups.
Deane
Posted on: 24 November 2006 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by Deane F:
Mark
I hate rugby (having done too many standing transfers and messy bowel cleanups with a c5/6 fractured front-rower) and I love it when the All Blacks lose - especially at Rugby World Cups.
Deane
Ah, a medical man, same outlook as my wife, who's a nurse. Still, I'm surprised at your view. I love watching the All Blacks.