Kylie's 16" waist

I think that the 16" measurement was actually taken at an average waist height - rather than it being her actual waist size - which in Kylie's case would probably put it at neck height. It isn't even an accurate neck size, to be honest, because she kept spinning around and distorted the result.

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Originally posted by graham55:
Still, as long as she doesn't smoke (or does she?).

Properly lubricated, she shouldn't smoke .....

The last two postings were really bad. How do I go about yellow carding an Administrator?

G

I apologise for mine - last time I'll fall back on the obvious - missus!

Adam, I thought you'd become a travellor or something ?



Fritz Von BBQ in Micks garden with Gypsy rosey Lee & Clan

Sorry - been away in another world.

Back now - whose been selling?

Adam

Presumeably the Tardis has been washed and waxed since your return?

Deane

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The last two postings were really bad. How do I go about yellow carding an Administrator?

I hope there's been a deletion of some sort because otherwise this "last two postings" reference would include mine. I will admit to having a bad sense of humour but I trust I didn't offend anyone. I was only being silly, after all.

Adam, the cad, has deleted his, which was to the effect (as I recall) that he hadn't had the pleasure but that, if La Minogue were smoking, one should slow down.

G

I'm not apologising. Graham started it with the leading line to an obvious joke !

Imagine having the nerve to be critical of rude inneundo when you are telling us :

"I mean, if (as seems inevitable, to me at least) she asks me to make passionate love to her soon, I'd be afraid of breaking her."

<exits to find the pot and the kettle>

Oh well, now I've been rumbled!

............(extracts tongue that has been firmly wedged in cheek).......

G

If your only 3 feet tall and weigh 4 st you will have a small waist.

Howard

Howard

That may well be true, but Ms Minogue, although tiny, is a bit bigger than that, I believe.

But the neck size thing does rather put it into perspective.

And does anyone know whether she's a slave to nicotine?

G

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Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
Back now - whose been selling?

Not me, guv. I've only been buyin', and its cost me a bloody fortune lemme tell you!

Anyway, who or what is this 'kylie' ..?

Well, Jon, that puts you at the back of the queue.

G

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Originally posted by graham55:
Well, Jon, that puts you at the back of the queue.

G

or should that be...

?

The latter, I think!

G

*crying now*



J

What IS all the fuss about Kylie for anyway? I never did get that one...

Give me a real woman like Joss Stone or Kate Winslet any day over her

That said, I'd not say "no" if Kylie was offering - he he he...

16 inches though - that's just under HALF my waist size, and you can see my ribs and spine. 16 inches CAN'T be healthy - even for a woman as small as Kylie???

Apparently the 16" was when corsetted. It'd take more than a corset to get mine anywhere near approaching twice that size, though I won't try it.

Jonathan

PS domfjbrown, at 17 Joss Stone is barely a woman is she? Maybe I'm getting old

Ohhh.......
I thought you mean't Kylie's 16" waste!!

Maybe someone will start a new thread about Kylie's sublime arse!

Graham

Apparantly if this were true you would just be able to balance a cup and saucer on Kylie's tummy.
However there are other areas which may take a bread and butter dish. As Kylie knows on which side her bread is buttered I would assume she is having a lend.

Can't stand her, to be honest, you guys can have her! Useless scrawny short-arse Ozzy bint that she is!

Nice little bum though I must admit...!!

EW