New Pope Vote

Steve

If that is a genuine article, it just proves that Bush was the best man. Thank goodness the American electorate made the right decision.

Regards

Mick

Zimbabwe fails the Bush "Oil for salvation" test and Mugabwe is endhorsed by Boney Prince CHaRlie in a bout of sweaty, pre-nuptual nerves.

Any chance of finding oil in Rome to ensure a fair and free ballot there too?

Nime

I hear the UK re-publicans were licking their wounds when the Royal approval rating shot up 273% following the Old Nick Witchall gaff.

Please explain! Who is old Nick Witchall?.

Ask Mick. I heard he's practically family.

Calling Mick.

Lomo

Each year the Royal Family headed by Charles go skiing at Klosters.

Each year the Royal Family have to sit like poodles answering the daftest question from oily and obnoxious reporters.

This year Charles and the two Princes were sitting ready to answer the usual pointless questions when Charles made some comments that Witchall (Royal correspondant for the BBC) was "a bloody awful man" to the Princes without realising that the microphone was picking everything up.

Charles had obviously made an error but such is the oily and snide personality of Witchall, that Charles's reputation, in the eyes of the pubic, actually went up.

Witchall has a reputation of being such a obnoxious creep that a fitting end to his life would be to have his head stuffed up a dead cows bum.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Witchall has a reputation of being such a obnoxious creep that a fitting end to his life would be to have his head stuffed up a dead cows bum.

Aaah...good of Mick to remind us of the gentlemanly way they deal with miscreants down Swindon way......

... my understanding was that all the questions were approved by Mr Windsor, or by his aides, beforehand. So the lack of penetrating insight or intellectual challenge from the (manifestly oily) Mr Witchell is perhaps excusable.

Bruce

quote:

quote:
Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Witchall has a reputation of being such a obnoxious creep that a fitting end to his life would be to have his head stuffed up a dead cows bum.


Aaah...good of Mick to remind us of the gentlemanly way they deal with miscreants down Swindon way......

Mick's standards must be slipping... I thought the cow would be alive!

Regards
Clive

I love the rational deep thoughts MP gives to all his replies. Is that how you used to respond to stupid questions from your superiors,or just the underlings. Don't say the superiors never asked stupid questions either.

Howard

LittleH47

After 22 years I managed to get rid of all the gormless underlings. I need people like you to remind me what they were like and to confirm I did the right thing in shifting them out.

Regards

Mick

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Lomo

Each year the Royal Family headed by Charles go skiing at Klosters.

Each year the Royal Family have to sit like poodles answering the daftest question from oily and obnoxious reporters.

Mick

Sorry. That's totally inaccurate. Even the thickest Poodles have IQs a factor of 10 higher than the brainest Windsor.

mp. The only little thing here is your mind.

Really

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Originally posted by HTK:

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Lomo

Each year the Royal Family headed by Charles go skiing at Klosters.

Each year the Royal Family have to sit like poodles answering the daftest question from oily and obnoxious reporters.

Mick

Sorry. That's totally inaccurate. Even the thickest Poodles have IQs a factor of 10 higher than the brainest Windsor.

'Brainiest even !' I'm hardly one to talk regarding bad spelling, but I think in the context of this lovely mistake, it's worth pulling up, innit John !

Fritz Von I wonder why clever people follow idiots throughout history ?

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry

After 22 years I managed to get rid of all the gormless underlings.

Mick

Would somebody please be kind enough to ask Mick what he meant by this? Is he talking about his family? Should the Swindon constabulary be informed?

Well spotted Fritz. It's this goddamn cheap keyboard.

probably.

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Originally posted by Nime:

quote:

Originally posted by Mick Parry

After 22 years I managed to get rid of all the gormless underlings.

Mick

Would somebody please be kind enough to ask Mick what he meant by this? Is he talking about his family? Should the Swindon constabulary be informed?

Nime,

According to ancient Wiltshire folklore, Mick shoved each and every one of said hapless underlings up some cow's bum. Whether the cow was alive or dead during said shoving is immaterial.



Cheers,

Jon

And he's been doing this for 22 years?
Blimey, I didn't know there were that many cows in Swindon. No wonder it's a ghost town. It was bustling 22 years ago when I last visited.

Another thread that's starting to smell a little off.
They must be dead.
Who?. The Popes of course.