Dear Administrators

Alex,

I'll do it for £ 325! One-time offer!

E-mail me privately! Don't talk to Nick: he's bound to make it a two-week course!

Herman

I'm quite fond of my nom de plumage.

Paul

You need to modify your statement to

I would like to move from Paul D to my full title Paul droneonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanon about mana and mana mana and mana and mana and mana and mana mana and mana and mana andmana and mana mana and mana and mana and mana and mana mana and mana and mana and mana and mana mana and mana and mana and jaw dropping performance and jaw dropping performance and jaw dropping performance and jaw dropping performance and big grin on my face and big grin on my face and big grin on my face and big grin on my face andbig grin on my face.

And that is just for one day.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Paul

You need to modify your statement to

I would like to move from Paul D to my full title Paul droneonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanon about mana and mana mana and mana and mana and

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Mick,

And yours should be changed to "drink, feck, women" given your resemblance to a certain character in Father Ted. Allegedly.

Regards
Steve

Just go there. Unfortunately, you'll have to talk nicely to Mr Stephenson if you want the grimace removed from your face following that fateful change in wind direction.

Regards,

Steve.

Let your ears do the talking, let your remote control do the walking...

Thanks, Steve! You're a real pal. What were you thinking? You could have mailed Nick and me for a cut in the gross, provided you'd keep silent. Really, Alex is the ideal prospect. All he thinks about are his boobs - I'd do too if I had any.

On a more general level I'm very much against disboybanding. Look at the facts. The change is usually not for the better. Did anything happen when Stallion went Marco? I dont think so. That's why I'm calling him Stallion.

Exhibit # 2: Sproggle > JeremyD. Not exactly a stunning improvement either, in fact I feel Sproggle was much happier being Sproggle, apart from the fact that Sproggle is a great name. A name is a destiny. That's why I prefer to call him Sproggle. It's good for him.

Herman (one n)

Nick,

You owe me £350 for not emailing you privately about Mana.

Herm,

Ditto.

Nonetheless, I've sent you a year's supply of Tipex (should keep you going for a week or two).

And BTW Paul,

What on earth makes you think I don't take the Forum seriously? I take it as seriously as I take Steven, and you know how seriously that is.

Alex

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Originally posted by Alex S.:
Herm,
I've sent you a year's supply of Tipex (should keep you going for a week or two).

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What for?

Herm,

Please don't tell me you don't sit in a dusty room, in an Amsterdam attic, books scattered, with an old typewriter infront of you. . .

Alex

"Please don't tell me you don't sit in a dusty room, in an Amsterdam attic, books scattered, with an old typewriter infront of you. . ."

Perhaps I do, perhaps I don't Alex. But there's just a whiff of a suggestion that I make mistakes and corrections (not necessarily in that order) that would call for Tipex.

In reality the only typewriter in the house (as far as I know) is Rosie's antient Corona: her granddad emigrated from Andalucia to Chicago, worked in the meat business, and came back with enough money to become mayor of the ancestral village. (Three shilling, give or take.) According to family legend he boxed with Hemingway, and Rosie sometimes avers (Latin people, once you get them started there's no stopping 'em) the typewriter he brought back from Illinois was originally Hemingway's.

I prefer pencil and big hardbacked lined notebooks, with custom cloth. Perhaps, as a form of compensation for the loss incurred today, you can post some more family pictures sometimes: I liked the one with your daughter (Katya?) looking up at the tree wondering what her dad was doing there.

(In reality I live in Leiden, and my study ain't too bad either, harboring the 1st system.)

Herman

Shouvi: Please don't tell me you don't sit in a dusty room, in an Amsterdam attic, books scattered, with an old typewriter infront of you

Course he does, but he doesn't need Tippex because everytime he makes a mistake he just tears the page from the typewriter, crumples it up and throws it in the corner, where countless other misbegotten fabrications lie, gathering Amsterdam attic dust. Oh, and he shuffles his feet and mumbles incoherently when he goes to inspect the failing light of his oil lamp ...

Thomas

I use tipex, thing is I have used so much on the screen I can't see what I am writing any more, plus it dosn't seem to fix anything.

OK, you win.

Alex and Thomas: It's two against one, so I guess you're right.

I'm sitting in a Amsterdam attic as I'm posting this. I can hear the screeching street cars, deep down in the streets. I'm covered in dust and cobwebs. My girlfriend left me for a tipex salesman with a boybander name. I'm thinking of joining the foreign legion, but I'm not sure it still exists.

I'd delete my previous lying post if I weren't so bummed out.

Herman

My grandfather, shocked at being peniless and displaced, was filling out the forms to join the Foreign Legion when a ravishing Russian princess entered the room, shredded the papers, swept them up, threw them into the fire and then swept my grandfather off his feet. . .

Alex

PS I think he later regretted the decision and died of alcholol abuse rather young, about a week after he first saw me actually.

Any thoughts on tipex, Paul?

Foreign Legion is OK, too.

My boobs seem to have crashed!

Damn, I've not downloaded that piccie yet, and now there's only an X.

I'm sure Fiona has met Schouvs, no? In which case she actually shook the hand of a man who UPLOADS X-rated pictures! I am but an innocent victim of my instincts ...

Thomas

But my profile picture was an extremely tasteful affair involving shagpile and a football.

Anyway, I'm now feeling myself again profile-wise.

Alex

Just waiting 24/7 for that Sh*g of the Century!

Frankly I liked Buffy better. (Especially the black gloves are a little too kinky for my innocent arrested-teenage tastes. And what was the photographer thinking? Every ph.g. tells you, when you're sitting (yes, I know, can't help it, it's just this attic of mine is a real draw), to part your fingers a little bit so as not to get a hump of meat at the end of your arm (one once memorably told me clasped hands turn out on camera as "a nest of dogs dicks") - but with these black gloves it's really very unappealing.)

But what bothers me most is this mention of "Friends". It's ok to have friends if one must, but to like "Friends" is really borderline iffy...

Herman

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The plastic surgery was a mistake. I no longer fancy you.

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Not a mistake in my book I'm afraid.

Alex

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Originally posted by Stallion:
I have always been Marco.

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A short memory is a friend indeed.

Herman

I have to agree about the gloves but felt my 'clutching a nest of dog dicks' collection was inappropriate for a family forum. Also, I didn't want to draw attention to my false right arm.

Alex

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Also, I didn't want to draw attention to my false right arm.

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Or your 24 inch willy.