Quick! Hide your stash! Here comes Terry!

One fine day in my odd past I was listening to one of my favourite, ultra-rare, limited edition discs. Jerry Garcia was about half way through his guitar solo and I was about half way through a bag of Monster Munch, when suddenly my old mate Terry pulled up in his car outside the house.

Terry mistakenly fancies himself as a bigger "Dead-Head" than I. Although he does have a better motor than me, I'll give him that.

My friend is as honest as the day is long, but I know if he asked to borrow that particular L.P. I wouldn't see it again! Or maybe it would be returned scratched.

To cut a long story short, I hastily removed the vinyl from the turntable before Terry had the chance to see it and ask to borrow it. In my haste I didn't wipe my fingers, and now have finger marks left on the edge of the platter, which no amount of wiping with a cloth will remove.

Is there any way to remove these finger marks?

My friend prefers salt and vinegar crisps. My preference is for cheese and onion.

Nobby