Insult of the Day.
Posted by: tonym on 01 November 2009
Don't let your mind wander.
It's far too small to be let out on its own.
It's far too small to be let out on its own.
Posted on: 03 November 2009 by Chief Chirpa
The biscuit line is Zimbabwean number eleven Eddo Brandes' instant reply to Glenn McGrath, having missed several deliveries in succession from the Aussie.
McGrath: 'Why are you so fat?'
Brandes: 'Because every time I f... your wife she gives me a biscuit.'
Another classic sledge is Ian Healy's comment on a particularly hot and humid evening at the SCG. An exhausted Arjuna Ranatunga asked for a runner as he had 'sprained' something. Clear as a bell, the Channel 9 pitchside microphone picked up Healy's reply:
'You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c...'
McGrath: 'Why are you so fat?'
Brandes: 'Because every time I f... your wife she gives me a biscuit.'
Another classic sledge is Ian Healy's comment on a particularly hot and humid evening at the SCG. An exhausted Arjuna Ranatunga asked for a runner as he had 'sprained' something. Clear as a bell, the Channel 9 pitchside microphone picked up Healy's reply:
'You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c...'
Posted on: 03 November 2009 by fatcat
Posted on: 04 November 2009 by JamieL_v2
Thanks Chief Chirpa, I must have heard Shane Warne relate the story.
Arjuna Ranatunga may not have been a sprinter, but boy could he hit a ball a long way. Ian Healy had a point though.
Another favourite. Margot Asquith to Jean Harlow correcting Harlow's mispronunciation of her first name — "No, no; the 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow'.".
I also found this, patchy, but with a few gems, especially one by one of my favourite authors Hunter S Thompson:
Famous insults.
Arjuna Ranatunga may not have been a sprinter, but boy could he hit a ball a long way. Ian Healy had a point though.
Another favourite. Margot Asquith to Jean Harlow correcting Harlow's mispronunciation of her first name — "No, no; the 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow'.".
I also found this, patchy, but with a few gems, especially one by one of my favourite authors Hunter S Thompson:
Famous insults.
Posted on: 04 November 2009 by Bob McC
Tommy Docherty of Ray Wilkins
"He can trap a ball further than I can kick it."
"He can trap a ball further than I can kick it."
Posted on: 04 November 2009 by Mike Dudley