Prime Minister Soon To Resign II

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Originally posted by andy c:
Fritz,

not sure is my initial answer, as these issues are usually dealt with by the Immigration folk.

Seeing as you asked nicely, I'll find out. I have a feeling it will be to do with registration/monitoring as a result of convictions for certain naughty offences.

By Thundering Cracker-Barrel Our Andy, I only asked you for some light laymans Intel, and you go and sack or reshuffle the whole Bally Hard working English Cabinet, no compunction (it's not on castors you know John!). Respect where it's due though afterall, you chaps really do have some power, innit*


Fritz von Will the Met Guvnor stay though, you know Lord Thingymebob-whatsitsname?*


Thanks for your kind help*


Bobby Sands MP died exactly 25 years ago today*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
BIN DRINKIN

Bin workin', unlike some...!

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
BIN DRINKIN

Bin workin', unlike some...!

"I'm not an Optimist,
But I'm full of hope"


Seamus Heaney*

Hmm, you see I don't suffer from optimism...

..OR hope!

"We can't have that bint as Home Secretary!" said Alisdair to Tony earlier this moaning whils't giving him his orders, she's the first too I believe?


Could be wrong though?

J.S. "I'm the leader I'm the leader I'm the leader of the Hoose I is"


I think it's important to sell Britain by the pound as soon as possible, inbit*


Goodnight, I'm orf daan der auld bauzer with Gordon, & he's payin*

N.B. Of course in future we wont see unifoamed Bobby's in front of number 10 anymore, they'll be inside running the show instead., just like Our Steve seems to desire for some reason, as in the good old Bratislava days*


I didn't know that Robert Peel was dead!*

"Good people are hard to find. If anyone on here is a SAS analyst do let me know.."

Just borrowed from the old Pink Salmon show from a highly experienced top peoples head-hunter's post, come-interviewer of der old dogs bollocks!

'an SAS analyst' Shoreleave?


Fritz von I thought you left the room yonks back, I ain't playin with that bloody froogy apple stuff tonight Oh Know, Boy did I learn my lesson last weekend, I'm definately stickin to the old broon Tequila's toneet Jim*


Exeunt³:

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By Thundering Cracker-Barrel Our Andy, I only asked you for some light laymans Intel, and you go and sack or reshuffle the whole Bally Hard working English Cabinet, no compunction (it's not on castors you know John!). Respect where it's due though afterall, you chaps really do have some power, innit*

Well, you did ask...

i IS jus sayin is all*


iS iT Cos i IS Racsist?*

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Originally posted by 7V:
I'm just saying is all.

Regards
Steve

1. London

All year round, it is the European capital with the worst cuisine, worst traffic, highest prices and most unwelcoming natives, as well as being burdened with a service industry that has only the most tenuous connection with the concept of service or, indeed, industry. Don't go there. If you hanker after the London experience, sit in a bathful of your own sweat in a room full of exhaust fumes and pale sneering people in shorts, and burn twenties with a lighter.

Dream on, and I larfed�*******

Fritz von London/England is about as European as Cavendish's Strongbow is Swiss, innit***



He was a good lad Our Mick, but he got in with the wrong crowd**

Whils't just enjoying some classic loud "Long Train Runnin" By, well if you don't know, you'd better not ask, I thought to mesen I bet Our Mick can play that riff already the clever old git, innit*


Fritz von When you do eat salt make sure it's got iodine in it, innit*


Jod auf Deutsch* (usefull for the World Cup)

God I hate ice cold Bud, but it has gone mídday, and it'll be monday soon

I expect the families (who are probably 'hopefully' just being informed of their loved ones being shot down in Iraq with no obvious survivors) are thinking which 5 Minute WANKER² will be Defence Minister next month then?

Fritz von Happy Birthday er, Prime Minister*



I think it's er, important to get British Service personell out of Iraq asap, the greedy bastard Civvies out their running around pretending to be hero's (some 20,000+ if you er, didn't know) can either leave too, or lose their FCO connections (whatever that means)*


Madness, utter fuckin madness, no direction 'shown'*


HQ must be going fucking apeshit³, and I don't bloody blame them either:

I may well be working here soon, though of course one cannie fly choppers in atom bunkers, innit*

What I'd personally like to see (NOW) is Our Ken Livingstone, and Our Georgeous George Galloway, as well as others with influence like them, speaking out LOUD & PROUD that they want nothing to do with recent nationalist ballot victories in their 'Manors' and explain to the 'lost' WHY! & EDUCATE THEM EL PRONTO:


Fritz von you read it here first, I've not even sent the first draught to my editor yet (oops wrong script) I mean ***

3 liters of milk (skimmed)
5 Toblerone Bars
10 packets of family sized snickers
an orange


Got people coming round you see* (though not to my way of tinkin)

That's obvious though Tom, innit*

Can the Hammers win next weeks er, FA Cup Final Without Rooney though?


A Right Card


I love Scousers me, and the Beach Girls, though not like Our so-called 'Jock' pretendin to be a beak in the smoke, innit*


Y'nah Moir*

I think it's jolly marvellous that a bleedin great wooden heffalump (paid for by the taxpayer I may add) will be trumpeting through the streets of London, and he'll show you something to make you change your mind, innit*

Fritz von We're the Sultans of Swing:



London Town, but arry doesn't mind, even though Our Mick does know more chords, ee's gotta daytime job ee's doin allright!*

Why do British Folk put up with being totally ripped off by (Illegal) made up Bank Charges? (Nobody else in �urope does) there again maybe they've got more sense than money, innit*



Ever read the Book of Jon? (you need a lorra patience)

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:




He was a good lad Our Mick, but he got in with the wrong crowd**

The best outgoing stuff for fast buck, Graham.

I wonder what just a ticket sounds like then?


Fritz von Shocked & Stunned

Don't know Graham.
But those who make money just lean of people wishes and those who can't just invent a new wish to lean on.

I see Swindon's going down where it belongs then!*


Fritz von Excellent stuff from both Saafend & Colchester who'll soon be playing with the big boys (Oooer) not to mention a fantastic performance too by the amazing Leyton Orient, innit*


Few heavy heads around those places I reckon, just normal Sunday in Swindon though I expect, but you know me*

I read recently that Britsh and European orchestras that have regularly visited the States over the years just can't be arsed anymore. The cost, and the 'security' paranoia, not to mention the pathetic, and dehumanising way US visitors are now treated by so-called immigration er, Officers, at airports etc. I bet even Our Mick wouldn't put up with that stuff, and he's as WASP as they come (One would imagine, innit), just imagine if Spain did all that old pallarva*

An old music teacher friend of mine agreed about the orchestra problem with the US. He's a trombone player of all things and has recently made a recording with a chap on the double bass, an interesting combination I thought, innit.


Fritz von I mentioned Our Fredders to him too, I'm sure the both of them would get on together well well, not to mention the great Baremboime debate*



What's a Yachter?

Fritz my old malingering, gobstopper sucking, fellowing brasso drinking mate,

A yachter is west country slang for a chap who steers a yacht.

I have also given up going to the USA because of the bloody offensive treatment dished out by their bird brained immigration officials. Those morons have severely damaged thier tourist industry. That is a pity because nearly every American that I met or spoke to were genuinely good, friendly and decent people. On top of that they elected George Bush so they got good sense if nothing else.

Swindon will rise again, have no fear of that.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

3. Set up a website to advertise it.

Can anyone explain to me how I would do this or is it better to employ a professional ?

Any advice would be most welcome.

Regards

Mick

Mick, me old light tanky, The brilliant way that you've promoted yourself & your fiscal successes on here over the years, one seems surprised that you would even venture to ask such a simple question. I'm sure you're not a braggard, and I'm also sure that by giving back something to the Lodge that got you where you are today (for instance an auction of two free weeks in your gaff, with the proceeds going to the RNLI) and you get tax relief to-boot, would be a nice arrangement allround, innit*


Fritz von type in Blog in google and make your own site up for free, I dare you*



Yours Aye Aye,


Fritz

NB To answer above post (which I simply knew you wouldn't resist), you could always do a straight swap with Swindon Town managment for the new 'Cheaper' season tickets, and two weeks in your pension Villa Bella II*

PS: I've never heard a West Country Jonnie say Yachter, you must be referring to the Welsh connection I feel*

Fritz my little low tech technocratic bean,

If you set me up a super duper website, I will send you a cheque for 5 Euros.

Regards

I want to stay rich Mick