We need a new Fritz!!

Posted by: cunningplan on 13 May 2005

As Fritzy has gone AWOL we need some brave volunteers to fill the void.
Please could any prospective canditate apply forthwith to the above forum, where I'm sure Adam can sort out the wheat from the chaff. Winker

Regards
Von I don't want the job coz I'm fairly sane innit
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by Stephen B
We need a sidekick too, seeing as Mick seems to have disappeared as well.
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by 7V
Accept no substitutes.
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by Nime
Fritz and Mick have eloped?

"Former railway man falls for former postman?"

Nah. That is too wierd.

Perhaps it was Mick's bike that turned his head?
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by cunningplan
quote:
Fritz and Mick have eloped?


Oh dear lets not go there, it's the stuff of nightmares!! Eek

Clive
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by Nime
Opposites attract! Smile
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by John K R
Are Fitz and Mick one and the same, an alter ego created to play devils advocate each to the other. Perhaps only existing in the mind of one, but which one??

John.

Your never alone with a schizophrenic.
Posted on: 13 May 2005 by Stephen B
Perhaps Fritz was a ghost?
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by BigH47
Dr Fritz and Mr Parry I feel a book coming on!

Howard
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by cunningplan
quote:
Dr Fritz and Mr Parry I feel abook coming on!

Howard


Thriller, Horror, Murder Mystery, or Love Story? Winker

With those two in it I suppose it would have to be FICTION!

Regards
Clive

Regards
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by HTK
quote:
Originally posted by John K R:
Are Fitz and Mick one and the same, an alter ego created to play devils advocate each to the other. Perhaps only existing in the mind of one, but which one??

John.

Your never alone with a schizophrenic.


A construct of the Mods IMO. I mean, Swindon? Come on, who's gonna fall for that. Basingstoke would have been too obvious.

I think in reality there are only about six people in here.
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by 7V
quote:
Originally posted by HTK:
I think in reality there are only about six people in here.

Four. I'm the same as two others.

7 Up
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by HTK
I did wonder...
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:
Originally posted by cunningplan:
As Fritzy has gone AWOL we need some brave volunteers to fill the void.



You mean Fritz has left the forum?
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by bhazen
I propose a "Eulogy to Berlin Fritz" thread.

He was unique, a one-off; like Queen Victoria, he cannot be replaced.
Posted on: 14 May 2005 by long-time-dead
I say that the Old Fritz (The Existing Fritz ?) must return.

We don't need a new one...............

"Free the Berlin One !! "
Posted on: 15 May 2005 by mtuttleb
Maybe he will publish all the threads in a new book called the Padded Cell and try to make some money out of it.

Then the success story continues with....

Return of the Padded Cell
Padded Cell 2
The Padded Cell strikes back

The list is endless Roll Eyes
Posted on: 15 May 2005 by Nime
Quote: "I've just been told in no uncertain terms to cut it out, so it's goodbye from him, and it's goodbye from me, Goodbye, till the next time, innit.

Fritz Von I cannie say too much at this stooge"

This message raised some concern whether he'd been asked to "take a hike" by Naim GHQ.

Anyone care to speculate what he meant by this?
Adam seems to have denied holding a gun to his head. (Fritz'. Not his own)
Posted on: 15 May 2005 by JeremyD
The search is over! New Fritz

Of course, the real Fritz would say youwannaasubtractormateinnitmeoldson??!! Confused
Posted on: 15 May 2005 by JonR
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Quote: "I've just been told in no uncertain terms to cut it out, so it's goodbye from him, and it's goodbye from me, Goodbye, till the next time, innit.

Fritz Von I cannie say too much at this stooge"

This message raised some concern whether he'd been asked to "take a hike" by Naim GHQ.

Anyone care to speculate what he meant by this?
Adam seems to have denied holding a gun to his head. (Fritz'. Not his own)


Yes I remember seeing that post - it would indeed be sad if he'd told in no uncertain terms to, as it were, take a hike Frown
Posted on: 15 May 2005 by Adam Meredith
quote:
Originally posted by JonR:
Yes I remember seeing that post - it would indeed be sad if he'd told in no uncertain terms to, as it were, take a hike Frown


"Anyone care to speculate what he meant by this?"

I imagine you'll have some takers.
Posted on: 19 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by John K R:
Are Fitz and Mick one and the same, an alter ego created to play devils advocate each to the other. Perhaps only existing in the mind of one, but which one??

John.

Your never alone with a schizophrenic.


It would be nice for you to tell the world what you actually think schizophrenics plus their bits and bobs actually are, innit ?

Fritz Von You're obviously a 'Q' Cool
Posted on: 19 May 2005 by JeremyD
Perhaps what he meant to say was "You're never alone with an unusually severe case of dissociative identity disorder", which would be equally amusing Roll Eyes (to utter a Fritzism).
Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Nime
I wonder which one turned up again? Confused
Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I've heard that Saddam Hussain is going to be Mr June as centre spread in Playgirl magazine, well I'll be beavered.



Fritz Von An utter disgrace humiliating him like that Cool
Posted on: 20 May 2005 by Nime
I heard he and Milosovich are forming a singing duo when they both get off. I think they are calling themselves "The Spectacles" and doing covers of popular pop numbers.

Favorite for their debut album is "We Were Only Following Orders". Tune as yet undecided but probably sung to Lennon's "Imagine" Cool

Apparently they are already lined up for appearances on the really important American chat shows. (allegedly) Roll Eyes