Micro Credit:

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 11 November 2006

Chaps! This is a subject that has fascinated me for some years now and I think in essence highlights one of the finer traits in human nature. I believe it originated in Bangladesh, having progressed now to many other Asian & African regions bringing real hope, dignity, & self -respect to millions of people on the ground (NOW). Bill Clinton to Sir Bob have mentioned it on occassion (noticably not Brown etc though). Don't confuse this with the Muslim Banking methods which do not allow interest to be involved (God forbid literally) and obviously the likes of Our Mick and other IFA's would be terrified of them because they'd have absolutely no control over their victims (sorry clients), innit*



Fritz Von A subject that should be investigated I feel, as in reality as the Majority of the Western World gets poorer in its greed to compensate others having clean drinking water and a bit of rice now and again, such micro-credits or variations upon the same theme many may well 'have' to be utilised in Our little world too, the obvious and unfortunate alternative being what until now mankind has always adopted, namely, WAR*


Happy Days*


P.S. Great to see that Our Deano & his mates will always have a bed on Hyde Park Corner from today on innit*
Posted on: 16 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Steve S1:
quote:
but seriously after a few glasses do you really care?
scotty


Scotty,

Does that mean you bung in a Musical Fidelity and after a few CDs you don't care?

If you can't tell the difference you obviously don't bother. Hi Fi forums are the wrong place to suggest that small differences don't matter. Winker

Steve



Couldn't agree more Dave, and you know me, once a school custard fan always a school custard fan (especially chocolate and sponge cake)*


I loikes sponge does i.

But are cheap wine drinkers all plonkers then?
Posted on: 16 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Fortunately relatives (relations) are relative, innit*


Fritz Von Time takes a cigarette*

But did Big Brother vote?
Posted on: 16 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I think it's quite important to remind certain comfortable people sitting on their comfortable arses smoking their pipes listening to fine music on top of the range record players that George Bush's old Pal ie, the Boss of Enron has just gone down for 5 ( Have we seen it in the media Chaps? Have we FuckSmile and has ruined by his GREED thousands upon thousands of lives financially a subject close to your hearts seemingly.


Fritz Von Sorry to bore you Gentlemen out there, but here it is in a nutshell*
Posted on: 16 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
American servicemen here are exempt from Filipino law. Yep, none of the buggers, pedos, rapists, thieves and murderers can be prosecuted under Filipno law for any crime. They just get shipped back to gaols in America for 5 mins or given medals. Of course any crime commited against an American serviceman by a local whether real or imaginary, with or without proof, is dealt with harshly. Of course we would all speaking Japanese if not for the heroism of US troops in WW2 so we must be grateful for their evil presence here or do I mean they actually legged it during the war because the fighting got too fierce and only came back after the bomb was dropped on Japan and that they killed more locals than the Japanese did? Sometimes I get so confused.



He's just been sentenced to 90 years in jail, eligible for parole after 20 years (no death sentence) looks like you're right again Acad Old bean.


Fritz Von Sorry to talk Old Crap, I'll do my best in future Chaps, honest*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz Von Sorry to talk Old Crap, I'll do my best in future Chaps, honest*


Present company excepted of course.

Mike
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Chillkram:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fritz Von Sorry to talk Old Crap, I'll do my best in future Chaps, honest*


Present company excepted of course.

Mike


Most kind, you could be the very kernel of my fan base John!



My trusty Ciggy tin, innit*


Fritz Von It seems I didn't react to my ex boss's offer quick enough as she's just told me she wants it pronto and has sent it on to somebody else, aaah well, I''m probably better off without all that 'No is not an answer Crap' anyway' Parry will larf though, but what does he know?

Nuffin²!
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
So once again with the Murdoch psychology machine telling us continually that British Prisons are full of nasty public money grabbing junkies and that John Boy Reid is letting (sorry trying to prevent, to make him look good) serious offenders getting out too early, if at all at all, somebody might like to ponder the following thoughts, innit? A large percentage of prisoners are inside for minor financial offences, ie, non payment of fines/Council taxes etc and little things like that. They cannot possibly repay society inside and numbers MAKE PROFIT for private firms (and the sooner you lot wake up to this fact the better (socially orientated community work is a good option for soft inmates, Reid is currently looking for yet more privatization in his own sphere, and it's utter Madness (at your cost). Prince Charles & Blair have just secured the release (and commuting of a death sentence for a British national in Pakistan) a convicted murderer (nobody denies), why isn't he staying in the nick for a usual sentence that would be given there (probably life?) Why isn't he continuing to be in a British Nick at your expense, he is British afterall like that twat of a Liverpool yob who goes crying to the powers that be in Rumania/Bulgaria (it's well known on the street that he's been boasting about his offence, people are so bloody daft, ask Our Andy) that's what the CID do when you can find them that is?


Fritz Von Breakfast time*


Things that do not actually exist*

International Law.
A full wallet in Parrys pocket when out boozing.
A Freedom of Information Act in the UK.
A Written Constitution in the UK.

and lots more things too, but it 's breakfast time, so I cannie be arsed anymore* Brrrp:
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Wow! Doesn't Time Simply Fly By Chaps!

Fritz Von I'm glad I'm not business orientated actually*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by acad tsunami
Dear Fritz von blogger,

How does one become a director of your think tank and why isn't Mr.Parry on the board?

Acad von just curious
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
One thing that certainly doesn't exist (especially on this forum) is original constructive imagination*


Fritz Von Existence! is purely a Man made word like God, Parry & Naim*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by acad tsunami:
Dear Fritz von blogger,

How does one become a director of your think tank and why isn't Mr.Parry on the board?

Acad von just curious


Parry is Lady Maggot's Butler Old Chap*

You may send me cash in a plain envelope if you wish and I'll consider your application proposal immediately Squire*


I see a 20th Century Economic Guru died yesterday then Great Man (Even Hilda thought so)*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Beano
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
One thing that certainly doesn't exist (especially on this forum) is original constructive imagination*


Fritz Von Existence! is purely a Man made word like God, Parry & Naim*


Or, it could be the Past, Present and Future.

Beano
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Beano:
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
One thing that certainly doesn't exist (especially on this forum) is original constructive imagination*


Fritz Von Existence! is purely a Man made word like God, Parry & Naim*


Or, it could be the Past, Present and Future.

Beano


But only if you vote Our Beano; like Great Political Sage Mandarins such as Big Brother for instance who if they didn't, their Great words of Political & Human wisdom would be totally worthless, in fact non-existent even.

Regards,


Fritz Von I've just recieved an amazing PPS (800kbs-ish) file from Bolivia of all places would you believe (which I'll now send to you via e-mail, cos you like driving motors an stuff if I recall correctly John?) send it on naturally as is your want too.
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by dave brubeck:
1. No one is forced to take drugs.
2. Everybody has a choice.
3. Everybody knows hard drugs are illegal and dangerous.
4. If you take drugs you open up a whole world of possible sh*t.
5. You know this.
Accept what you are doing is wrong and be prepared for any consequences that may result. 6. Hard luck.



1. Oh Yes they are John, in Hospitals/Prisons (mental) and in the Military for instance.

2. Oh No they don't inmates and sectioned people have no legal rights whatso'ever.

3. Rubbish.

4. Like drinking only when you're skint, street junkies do not finance multi billion pound industries.

5. No I don't.

6. It's hard luck being caught and not being a Freemason.


Regards,


Fritz Von My word counts as much as yours and I've just contradicted everything you've preached John-Paul:



P.S. By scorching the earth again to satisfy a few daft voters where then will the worlds Legal Heroin requirements come from? (Kent perhaps)*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Beano
Thanks for that Fritz,

I've never seen anything like that, truly amazing, and I bet those lorry drivers say a tearful goodbye to the family when leaving for work.

Can you imagine going on holiday and booking a coach trip!!!

Highly recommend it to others its well worth watching.

Beano
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Yes barring some of mine, I put forward Our Cavvers last post (unbelievable) as the daftest words of stupidity I've ever seen on this forum, and there've been a few, Oh Yes.

Fritz Von I know why I bother, but I seriously find it hard to savvy why some of you do, boredome at work I suspect?
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Big Brother
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Fortunately relatives (relations) are relative, innit*


Fritz Von Time takes a cigarette*

But did Big Brother vote?



Yes, Squire, I voted.



Keep fighting the good fight, huh.


Peace Cool

BB
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Congratulations for doing your Democratic Duty BB, so now along with Our Fredders, Deano, & Myself that's a big four on this forum to have actually admitted to voting, though many more deem themselves worthy to ramble upon all things political all the same, and so they may! but I for one find their arguments without substance or creedence for this very reason.


Regards,


Fritz Von Not often I agree with Bush, but even he couldn't screw that simple statement regarding doing one's Duty up* (or could he?)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fisbey:
Quite simple.

It is making a huge assumption that everyone is the same and understands/percieves things the way you do. Not everything is black and white....

You're not Mick Parry are you?[/QUOTE]


Phoaw! That's a bit below the belt Our Fizzer, you don't pull your punches when aroused do you old Son!


Regards,

Fritz Von Even I wouldn't go that far & you know me John!*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Fisbey
yes indeed.
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Beano
Its Five page two IDF thread Cool

Beano
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Beano:
Its Five page two IDF thread Cool

Beano


Sorry 5 voters in all, I forgot Our Beano.

Fritz Von Maybe we should start an all vote for voters party?*
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
As dogs regard their masters as God, I wonder if they're religious then?


Fritz Von Perhaps dogs should get microcredits too?
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Reckon I might have to get me a highly trained Doorman Bodygaurd then?


Fritz Von Did you see those two young lads who chased down A Rapist? I hope they didn't have too long to wait for the cops to arrive at the scene!


I ain't sayin Nowt:

Apparently Alisdair Campbell's gonna be England's new top Spinner, you have to watch them you know. Here Spinner is a term of light insult meaning a person who'se not quite with it, etc (Spider literally).


Salisbury's good for spiders at this time of the year I hear?
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:
Nothing means nothing. It doesn't become something just because you've realised you can give a name to it. It doesn't become a philisophical question just because of the mechanics of our language. I do believe however that if you believe in something, then that thing takes on an existence as an idea. That's why Santa exists, because to many children, he does exist - simple as that. Things can exist as a concept. In my world they can anyway.
I'm off home soon in my Aston Martin to my wife, Monica Bellucci, who might have the champagne on ice for me. Razz



One trusts that it's Pink Champagne Son!

Fritz Von And dont forget the Scotch Eggs with Chutney Ferrets and English Mustard.
Posted on: 17 November 2006 by acad tsunami
I vote. Can't imagine not voting. Millions died to give me the right to vote. Not voting is extreme stupidity, ignorence, cowardice and folly of the worst kind.

A 'Maxwell' is in the post to you (geddit?)