The Special Boat Squadron:

Talking of pretend ex-Officers, I was always rather impressed by the old Indian trick of injecting half a dozen Rattlers with adrenalin, and leaving them in the destined car, the victims, male and female were soon to be bloated pieces of meat in the summer sun.


Fritz von aah innit nice*



Off to sleep now, but my minders are looking after my back (as per always)*

Garage music is the thing*

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:

quote:

Then Mary's mother would be Jesus' grandmother!

Yes, after careful consideration I believe you are totally correct in this respect at least.

Keep it coming Joe.

Regards,

Erik

Sounds like he's nicking my er, ideas to me John!*

Regards,


er, Dan

P.S. The above post referring to rattlers is part of a brilliant book by, the, er, way, by, er, Truman Capote, for anybody out there who can see further than the end of their remote control, and, er , red buttton*



Fritz von I didn't know that Jack Straw's gonna be Britain's next Prime Minister, I mean nobody's even voted for him, innit*

Sign in a Norwegian lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

I, Berlin Fritz am the Son of God



Fritz von And I'll humbly point out that every other Human being on this planet (even Scousers) are children of God too, innit*

Whilst makin plans for Nigel, I thought to mesen, how can such a world expert on cider and apples talk so much old 'religious' egoistic cobblers, innit*


Fritz von I know it makes sense*

Nice one David.

quote:

Originally posted by Fisbey:
Nice one David.

Cheque's in the post Grand Master*

Regards,

Fritz von Specialist 1st Class

quote:

Originally posted by CPeter:
Mr Smith

Wouldn't it be nice if for once you contributed something positive to this forum. So far in the vast majority of your posts you are being negative and/or moaning about something.

And as for Pete Namlook... well...

Some people eh?


Fritz von Just ain't no pleasin some folks, innit*

In a quiet moment at work last week, I thought to myself, Stone me! today would have been my old man's 69th birthday, well I suppose at least that's another 55 Cent stamp I've saved then, innit*


Fritz von 'Great little' record shop round the corner to me actually, and I've often thought that when I buy my next one, instead of playing it, I'll discuss it for weeks on end on an internet forum instead, though I ain't ain't sayin nuffink John, you know me!

N.B. Fried totties and Thai sweet-chilli sauce, downed with ice cold Beck's makes for an excellent hangover breakfast (bigfat in Laos), pub opens soon too, gotta allow the barman a bit of the old kip, innit*


The streets of Rome are filled with Wrubble, wot a Bore!

Lea & Perrins does actually taste bloody good on chips, tasted good in my ex Polish girlfriend's belly button too, you know me*


Fritz von Did Lucan buy his knighthood, with a rubber cheque?

I wonder why stuck up superior ponces always take a drink from the people they're looking down on, though never buy one back, have they no self respect?



Fritz von I'm sure many folk have noticed this, even internet doctors, innit*

There's a circus parade through a sleepy little mid west American town. All
is going well, the crowd is happy and the circus beasts magnificent. The
mood is spoiled however when the elephant reaches down and picks up a turtle
that has just emerged from a storm drain. The elephant flips the turtle into
the air and then drop kicks it 200 yards down the street. There is a stunned
and shocked silence. The mahout asks the elephant "what did you do that
for?"

"twenty years ago" says the elephant, "when we last visited this town, that
turtle came up the same drain and bit me on the trunk. I was just getting my
own back."

"twenty years ago" says the mahout "and you remembered all that time?"

"yes" says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

quote:

My question is not remotely personal, nor have I taken offence, I’m just puzzled.

I think this whole arena is deeply puzzling and it is easy to clutch at what appear to be certainties. The strange thing is, as much as I am deeply suspicious of blind faith in chritianity, Islam or even in Buddhism I secretly envy those who have it.

All the best Milo,

Erik[/QUOTE]


Fritz von It's not very bloody secret now though, is it John?*

ST. LOUIS � A St. Louis radio station wasted no time firing a talk show host for using a racial epithet to describe Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on his morning show Wednesday.

KTRS president and general manager Tim Dorsey came on the air to announce the firing shortly after talk show host Dave Lenihan used the word "coon," a racial slur, instead of "coup" in describing her attributes for the post of NFL commissioner.

Dorsey and Lenihan both called the use of the word a "slip of the tongue," but Dorsey said the utterance was nonetheless "unacceptable, reprehensible and unforgivable."

Prior to the utterance, Lenihan was heaping praise on Rice, a big football fan, who has frequently said she aspires to run the league one day. But as recently as Wednesday, Rice ruled out applying for the job of NFL commissioner after Paul Tagliabue retires.

After taking several calls from listeners, Lenihan offered this on the air:

"She's been chancellor of Stanford. She's got the patent resume of somebody that has serious skill. She loves football. She's African-American, which would kind of be a big coon. A big coon. Oh my God. I am totally, totally, totally, totally, totally sorry for that.

(Story continues below)

Fritz von Should Charlie Sheen be sent to Camp X Ray?, and if you don't know what I'm on about (Who does) check out for yourself, innit*

I bet Special Agent Scully or Our Andy don't believe it, innit*

They'll be firing sattelite tracable darts from police car radiator grills into the speeder next, then just lay off, I epect it wont catch on as too many lives will be saved, and everybody knows that Coppers are the best drivers on earth, next to taxi drivers of course, innit*

Fritz von Bloke got blitzed here last week doing 157k's in a 50k area on his motorbike, four points on his licence in Flensburg, automatic 'unnegotiable' four months ban, and a �450 fine, well then I thought*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
You are joking! I have never seen so many cars with dents on them!

and the air....

Still, the food was to die for, and the people are sooo freindly...

Especially to other peoples wives!

I ain't sayin nowt though lad*

Fritz von It's not very bloody secret now though, is it John?*[/QUOTE]

This was not covered by the OSA. (not that I ever read it)

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz von It's not very bloody secret now though, is it John?*

This was not covered by the OSA. (not that I ever read it)[/QUOTE]

That's really quite neat Erik, has Our Fredders been giving you the old wit coaching Squire?

I didn't know that Rollers & Bentleys weren't 4 wheel drive jobbies?*

quote:

Originally posted by erik scothron:
Fritz von It's not very bloody secret now though, is it John?*

This was not covered by the OSA. (not that I ever read it)[/QUOTE]

LOL. Nor did I, but I signed it.

]

This was not covered by the OSA. (not that I ever read it)[/QUOTE]

LOL. Nor did I, but I signed it.[/QUOTE]

No one does.

That's really quite neat Erik, has Our Fredders been giving you the old wit coaching Squire?
[/QUOTE]

Fritz old chop,

You know as well as I that we have previously had some banter re. the Act and I am only repeated an ongoing joke. BTW you never answered my question about whether you have ever been defrocked by the church.

Every street in my neighbourhood has recently had new cables laid (even in the thick of winter), and new junction boxes are in place and ready all over the shop too, to cater for the new Super DSL service.


Fritz von I wonder how long this would take in the UK? Though since the wall coming down the whole of the ex GDR has been completely rewired to modern telecom standards (British firms in there too), could we think like this for infrastructure modernisaton in Inger-land, I think not somehow, too much greed and back-handers involved, PFI, wots that then? innit *

Can't say too much at this stage Erik! Have you seen the new Qatar Airways channel, it's disguised as Sky News*

Who's Derek Speilburg John?

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Who's Derek Speilburg John?

I dunno john and I ain't saying nuffin*

Fritz von I ain't got me specs on innit*

Beethoven's Ear for Music then!*


Fritz von I wonder if all members of Mossad are Jewish?

One is not defrocked by the church, one is unfrocked.

That's really quite neat Erik, has Our Fredders been giving you the old wit coaching Squire?

[...].

Dear Fritz,

I nevr coach anyone! I could not. I know nothing, so how could I?

good lcuky on Holy Saturday. I am working on sunday so that cannot be Holy can it?

Fred

PS: Tired and emotional again. This must stop!

quote:

Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
One is not defrocked by the church, one is unfrocked.

I stand corrected, you are of course quite correct.