The Special Boat Squadron:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:

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Originally posted by bob mccluckie:
One is not defrocked by the church, one is unfrocked.

I stand corrected, you are of course quite correct.

Glad to see you Chaps are not skirting the issue then, innit*


Fritz von Shore-Leave Holy Saturday is that before Easter Sunday?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
I have a noisy neighbour who plays crap music very loud each night. Mostly I put my ear plugs in, sometimes I complain and sometimes I just sit and put up with it, listen to my own music with ear phones or turn the TV up or astral travel to Tibet where I have a weekend home in a cave.

The thing is what can one do short of taking a baseball bat to said neighbour's hi-fi? A couple of years ago someone did this and the Judge let him off.

Does anyone have any suggestions re. police, local council, or suppliers of baseball bats?

Thanking you in anticipation of illumination.

You could always invite the Swindon Flodders around Our Erik*


Regards,


Fritz von cats are very dodgey wirth dead birds*

I just watched an amazing report on CNN about dogs sniffing out people with Lung & Breast Cancer, check it out if you aren't aware of it, innit, quite incredibly high rates of success.


Fritz von Lots of smoking going ón in Glasgee tonight I reckon, as it'll be banned as from tomorrow.


N.B. You'd think the British Army'd thank that geezer in Iraq for letting them save him, wouldn't you?


I ain't sayin nuffin further on the matter*

PPS: As an afterburner, I would also repeat what I've mentioned before on occassion, that as with 'Independent Peace Activists' getting caught in war zones, Ex British & European Soldiers who work as professional mercenaries (many do) in various theatres, should be made to taken on either a temporary local Citizenship/contract, and not automatically expect (as they do) to be eventually brought back to their own European Country, etc, just because they have a Passport from it, innit.

Wether the British, German, French, Dutch, Polish, Yank, S.African, etc, Government of the time actually 'unnofficially' agrees with the side these chaps happen to be fighting for is neither here nor there, as far as I'm concerned, and this will inevitably weed out the wheat from the chaff, in that only Pro's will be there in the first place (Foreign Legion etc). Some 40,000+ Wallys are running about with guns in er, Iraq at present (armed Civilinas 'Security' ex-military or not, and they simply should not be there, British, Yank, and otherwise, because they are not simply taking their chances, they're taking their chances under the auspices of Our Nations Names, and invariably at our expense, know wot i mean John?


Up the Hammers*

When the EU has a serious combined force for its own basic security (Not Wars), and Africa does the same, ie, South Africa (as a possible leader) plus many other developed ones of the 50 ish countrys within it, innit, and debts from nations like Britain, France, etc, being finally wiped off the board, and serious financial 'transparent' structures put in place, wether Christian or Muslim orientated, things will move ahead. Africa's biggest problem, is Corruption and lack of self esteem. Gordon Brown (Under Blair) harps on about Africa, but has all but bankrupted UK through 'invisble greed', so basically I see no difference there on the corruption-keep the boys happy brigade, it's just how you want to percieve it!


Fritz von Annan, as a Ghanean knows about the 'world' raping and abusing his Continent for Centuries, and the blame game should stop. UN is massively under financed, US being the biggest debtor, and will never be taken seriously, and let's face it, Why on Earth should it, I tend to agree with the American stance on this one (note I say American not Republican or Democratic) ?*

Sharia Law in essence can be very good for some of these Countrys, the Murdoch press western paranoia about stonings etc, are just miniscual flange, India is not Communist, and China will soon be Socalist-Market orientated, like it or not, will they abuse Africa though?

Hobbs is all very fine & good, if anybody actually listens to him, and acts upon his, and other thinkers in these fields advice, innit, otherwise it's just all pie in sky, innit*

I can't help but ponder upon the fact that after the tragic death of Ken Bigley in Iraq awhile back (A British Civilian Engineer, who like many others, was there to help rebuild what had been er, destroyed, as well as earn a few tax-free bobs to-boot)the PM (A 'Devout' Christian) as well as his wife, and many other dignitaries attended a Nationwide broadcasted memorial service in Liverpool, not to mention a minutes silence across the land, at football matches, etc. Today's latest hostage returned alive, to scorn, mainly, and critisism, anybody care to tell me the difference between the two men?


Fritz Von then Bushy said God told me to do it*


Am I making all of this emotional-band wagon jumping on of up then, or is i fick?*

Fritz!

Good point, well put, if you don't mind me saying so.

All the best from Fredrik

You're certainly not fick, Fritz. A constructive argument well put, enjoyable to read as well.

I wonder if Human kind will ever outgrow religion, and whether the world would be a better place without it.

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You could always invite the Swindon Flodders around Our Erik*


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I was thinking more on the lines of inviting me old Gurkha mates around our Fritz. Scary little buggers and they always follow orders to the letter (except when they ditch their SLR/SA80 in favour of their jolly sharp knives which of course they do when they get within spitting distance of an enemy)- I'm happy to buy them a curry after their visit which is more than one old fool I could mention would do.

Expect to read about in your local Rottingdean newspaper Fritz von have you written this weeks sermon yet? Tomorrow is your big day innit*?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I just watched an amazing report on CNN about dogs sniffing out people with Lung & Breast Cancer, check it out if you aren't aware of it, innit, quite incredibly high rates of success.

Up the Hammers*

After an evenings rather deep invetigations, I've also become aware (first hand) that this rather wonderful concept also applies to epilepsy as well, innit.


Goodnight*

As you all deeply know Man created God, innit*


Fritz von Who wants to draw coral anyway?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
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You could always invite the Swindon Flodders around Our Erik*


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I was thinking more on the lines of inviting me old Gurkha mates around our Fritz. Scary little buggers and they always follow orders to the letter (except when they ditch their SLR/SA80 in favour of their jolly sharp knives which of course they do when they get within spitting distance of an enemy)- I'm happy to buy them a curry after their visit which is more than one old fool I could mention would do.

Expect to read about in your local Rottingdean newspaper Fritz von have you written this weeks sermon yet? Tomorrow is your big day innit*?

Never mind buying them a curry, get the spices in, and make them one yourself, wafting the delicious pungent smells in your neighbour's direction, a decent bit of home 'Kukri' is always good for the old humour, innit John*


Fritz von I think it's impotent to remember that unlike all the moronic 'British Civvies' running around armed to the teeth playing at being the A-team, and causing havoc, since Democracy took hold of the Nation of Iraq. Mr Kember (British Citizen) and around 100 of his team's group have been there for over 7 years (Yes, that's 7 years chaps), and they're just one group amongst many, I expect you'll all be against OXFAM, and Doctors without Borders next, (not to mention all the independent journo's & cameramen & women killed, often by er, US bullets) (non-imbedded you see, worked it out yet?)) the guy's are not there to preach the Gospel, they're there as 'professional' carers, just like Mr Bigley was. *

N.B. My Sermon earlier, related to Christ's having a pop at folk for just looking on, and sitting on their arses watching big brother, as part of the Gospels he spread, the 'British' chaps who executed his release, live & Die by the mantra of winning only by daring (Some mistake shorely), then the barman kicked me out*

Bloody lucky fellow Christian Blair's not about wunnit!

Where exactly is Wigan?

Whilst just enjoying a little chat with my favourite long-handled wooden brush, Heiniken, a few thoughts came to mind, as they do. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, which turned out to be dirt in my vitrous humour, not a Bath Party at all, at all, dinnit. As we all know the Great big outpouring of National grief for the tragic death of Ken Bigley, was inspired quite a lot I feel by Cherie Blair & Sky News. She being a 'devout' Catholic!, and Our Tony being the Scottish born, Catholic lad too, unlike his Presbytarian Chummy, Gordon. Liverpool mourned a lost 'Catholic' son, unlike the hero's welcome home the Baptist (like Bush & Clinton) Professor Kember got (and probably didn't want anyway). I think this 'religious' aspect does play a part, and remind folk (as often mentioned) that today Germany, & in a few days too, Israel vote in local & Major election, the both being 'in my view' the two most Democratic Nations on Earth. Wether one believes in PR or not, as they do in British Northern Ireland for instance, as well as the Lib-Dems, and that other lot too, er New Labour, afore they got into power, and decided proportional 2 Jags postal voting was more betterer more students, is neither here not there, it will arrive one day.

Who remembers those harrowing wartime pictures of the Yanks liberating nasty death camps in 45 then? I don't know if ther've ever been any Jewish US Presidents? (any wise-Yanks out there?) (Wotta question eh, though which one, I hear you not ask?). Well! A while; 4 years later, one certain country changed the rules for it's leader to be a practicing Jew if elected, and Guess what Chaps? that Country WAS good old Blighty, there's religious freedom for you, eh.


Fritz von Note M Howard didn't play the card, and even though he did look a good alternative to this motley crew, he's still an ex Tory HS, and don't forget it, Jew or no Jew, I wonder if a practicing Muslim will ever make President or PM?

P.S. Ex British PM Benjamin Disraeli, had to renounce his religious faith, if yer was wonderin like, now yer in Europe that is*

I wonder how many illegal Scottish smokers there are this evening then?*

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Gurkha

You'd think as non British Mercenaries from overseas, they'd be bloody happy at getting 50% of a British Squaddies wage wouldn't you, and after all we've done for them too?

Fritz von Why is John Reid such a Prize Plonker?


Hammers Man U next wed, should be interesting!

You know me Alex!*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

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Gurkha

You'd think as non British Mercenaries from overseas, they'd be bloody happy at getting 50% of a British Squaddies wage wouldn't you, and after all we've done for them too?

Yep, scary liitle buggers and ungrateful too. What to do?

So what about the Ruby making then Erich?


Fritz von It's the fresh coriander wot duzz it, innit*


P.S. What are those knives called again?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
So what about the Ruby making then Erich?


Fritz von It's the fresh coriander wot duzz it, innit*

I think it's a good idea Fritz old chop, I don't do nearly enough cooking. I often think I should buy some cook books and get stuck in but whenever I have looked at cook books it becomes quickly apparent that I lack many of the utensils necessary. I only have KFS and mess tin. I had an Indian gf who made me a curry once and we ate it with our fingers in the traditional way and it was truly delicious. Unfortunately she was a bit too hairy for my liking and so my curry adventures have been reduced to my local take away. Can you recommend a good curry cook book?

Khukri knives ain't for khookeri our Fritz they is for tickling the enemy innt*

I've had scary curries, but never a hairy one?

Fritz von Ghandi was arrested in SA as a lawyer I believe, bloody do gooders eh*

I wonder why England doesn't use CET as well then?*


Fritz von I see Blair's getting eveybody's hopes up by a change of leadership is being questioned then, either way the next PM wont have been voted in by the British people, good that, innit*

N.B. Erik, I'd suggest you try Our Mick on the old Rubys Old Son, I'm afraid my recipes are top secret (covered by the OSA), he's very adept at a rhubarb Vindaloo apparently, or some such other culinary delights, and don't forget the coffee afterwards either, innit*

When the mind-mannered broody Presbytarian Preacher Our Gordon, announced last week as part of his next Golden Cycle, that the Police will train over 130,000 new Percy Sugden CSO's to make Britain a seriously 'Nosey' asap (sorry, I mean safer place), and considering that in recent years, not one UK Police force requires any entrance qualifications whatso'ever (To be seen on any police website, don't take my, er word for it) it makes yer wonder what's going on really, dunnit?



Fritz von Bit like the foreign doctors, nurses, teachers, etc, that'll all apprear from nowhere to make you all feel more betterer*


Glad winter's over, it really has been a long one, and rather chilly too*

I've just realised why Our Nime's not posted for so long!



Fritz von He's waiting until he's got something positive to say, obvious innit Tom*

Mind you, he's got a point the lad, innit*



Fritz von What colour wrapping paper should I use on my parcel to the Galapagos Islands, I've insured it for 15p, and it'll arrive there tomorrow, all being well, or latest early wednesday moaning?

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Fritz von What colour wrapping paper should I use on my parcel to the Galapagos Islands, I/QUOTE]

A nice shade of chameleon?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
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Fritz von What colour wrapping paper should I use on my parcel to the Galapagos Islands, I/QUOTE]

A nice shade of chameleon?

Cheers Erik, That's the ticket, I can just see it now, I'll hopefully find some, innit*



Fritz von I knew I could rely on the padded cell to solve my problem*

N.B. I suppose that when Man invented God then, he knew it was a case of faith & superstition bringing order and good to the world, bloody good way of not answering a lotta awkard questions really too, innit?*


I ain't sayin Nuffink:

Look what just landed in my postbox then:

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

My name is Gulmira, I'm 40 years old , I live in Russia and I have two children - Nazima 11 years old and Gulnar 12 years old. The situation is very difficult in our family, because my husband leaved us and I have to work very hard and do everything for the family alone.

Due to the crisis in our country, authorities closed the school in our small village and now my children don't have possibility to study anymore.

The only solution would be to study in another village, which is bigger than ours and the school works over there. But the problem is that this village is located 14km from our village and it is not possible for the children to go everyday by walking for such a long distance.

There is no any bus which goes from our village to the other villages. Therefore I think of possibility to buy a car which would enable me to bring my children to this school every day and they will continue education. The cars in our region are very expensive and I cannot buy it for my small salary.

I heard that a big quantity of Russian people buy the used cars in your country because they are less expensive than in Russia. I hope one day, may be within 1-2 years I will collect the necessary amount to buy the car and my chilren will continue the education, which is necessary in our world.

I decided to appeal to you with request to be so kind and advice me, if you can, any information where I could buy a car for a cheap price which would be in a good condition and not criminal.

I thank you in advance for any information from your side.

With best regards from a Russian province,

Gulmira Ageeva.


Fritz von Should I advise her to get a black BMW, or a Honda Civic?

If Saddam & His regime had been Christian, I wonder if he'd still have had his Sovreign Territory invaded without reason, like-wise if UK & US were Muslim orientated?



Fritz von Apparently Blair has vanished into the Australian Outback, and there's talk he may well later seek Political Asylum?*


P.S. If Professor Kember didn't hold a UK Passport, not one word would have been said about him on this forum, likewise the recent bad press the British Military has been getting, I think if I were a Commander the best way to help matters would be to first bring up 1st World War shell shock affairs all of a sudden, that have been on the back burner for decades, and free a British hostage using special forces successfully, enabling the er, media to mention the er, SAS every ten seconds, innit*