The Special Boat Squadron:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 23 March 2006
As we all know on this forum; the special air service are incapable of doing the real bizz, and need Navy jobbies to save idiot Civvies who are deemed important (for some fuckin reason?) to government for smartie points, etc, and putting their brilliant lives and training at risk in the fuckin meantime, cos they're basically, I ain't sayin nuffink!
Fritz von I'll be bloody happy when this old shit is sorted, I can tell you, innit*
Sooner rather than later, ie, yesterday*
Fritz von I'll be bloody happy when this old shit is sorted, I can tell you, innit*
Sooner rather than later, ie, yesterday*
Posted on: 27 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
N.B. What with today's biggest Public Workers (Caaaancil) Strike since 1927 in UK, one wonders if Our Mick would have them shot at dawn, or if in fact fact anybody will actually notice any difference (barring the greedy PFI interest gobbling firms that is?). The recent report regarding the four burley sober professional policemen accidently killing a tied up black suspect on camera in a cell, and still denying it, has been around for a few years in my little world, as with quite a few others too (far too many in fact), but I didn't want to upset Our Andy, innit. Just goes to show though, how four burley sober highly trained UK coppers, are much harder than a black tied up, tired & emotional, er, ex Para, dunnit, they must be well flushed, I mean it's usually six against one at least.
Fritz von Just imagine if he's been ex SAS and wiped em all out with one blow of his little finger, and above comment relates to being a Sky News Commander, if anybody was wonderin, innit, Wotta Headline eh? Four Policemen Murder SAS man in Cell, SAS Man kills four coppers in self-defence, even though he's black*
You know me, G'day Chums* don't forget to put yer dustbins out where they can be seen, build more green Godesses, that's what I say.
Fritz von Just imagine if he's been ex SAS and wiped em all out with one blow of his little finger, and above comment relates to being a Sky News Commander, if anybody was wonderin, innit, Wotta Headline eh? Four Policemen Murder SAS man in Cell, SAS Man kills four coppers in self-defence, even though he's black*
You know me, G'day Chums* don't forget to put yer dustbins out where they can be seen, build more green Godesses, that's what I say.
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Going by what Our Mick's told us all on this forum, he must be well pleased on his full pension, and a good number on the side as an, er, con-thingy too, innit*
Fritz von Public workers, bring in the Poles & Czechs, that's what yer want*
Fritz von Public workers, bring in the Poles & Czechs, that's what yer want*
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Good old French Coppers, that's the way to deal with the lazy good for nothing Commie scumbags, not all this poncey form filling out (when they actually decide to arrive that is, when the make-ups just right for the telly camera's innit).
Fritz von I'd let them check my new drivin licence anyday John, real coppers for the real 21st Century *
Fritz von I'd let them check my new drivin licence anyday John, real coppers for the real 21st Century *
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Baton charge em onto the spikes, that's the ticket, that'll stop em whingein allright, innit Jacques*
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by 7V:
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
Blake
Blake's 7up even! though what exactly is the point of all this?
Fritz von Bending light as per usual*
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by 7V
I think it's a pantheist thing.
Regards
Steve
Regards
Steve
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
That's allright then, innit*
Goodnight
Goodnight
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Pity certain governments aren't putting as much effort into the capture of war criminals Karadich & Ladich, as they seemingly are on Charles Taylor, innit*
Fritz von Obviously another clear cut case of Double standard Bigley-Kember hypocrisy*
N.B. Who saw any reports about Brtitains biggest strike since 1927 yesterday, in between journos taunting er, security gaurds dressed as coppers in Paris then, cos I'm sure as damn it, I didn't?*
75 Years Berlin Radio (Rundfunk) first ever tv broadcast here too, as I'm sure nobody learnt at school in-between their logi Baird Nationalism* (as I did )
Fritz von Obviously another clear cut case of Double standard Bigley-Kember hypocrisy*
N.B. Who saw any reports about Brtitains biggest strike since 1927 yesterday, in between journos taunting er, security gaurds dressed as coppers in Paris then, cos I'm sure as damn it, I didn't?*
75 Years Berlin Radio (Rundfunk) first ever tv broadcast here too, as I'm sure nobody learnt at school in-between their logi Baird Nationalism* (as I did )
Posted on: 28 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Well done the Gunners, though I think it's impotent to Congratulate Reading Big-style as well, innit.
Fritz von Hammers - Mancs tonight, should be a grin too*
Welcome to the 'Haus Des Rundfunks' innit!
Fritz von Hammers - Mancs tonight, should be a grin too*
Welcome to the 'Haus Des Rundfunks' innit!
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Look's like certain pilots are still on Irish winter time dunnit?
I ain't sayin nowt John*Ü
I ain't sayin nowt John*Ü
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Nice one Tornado Aircrew, what a lovely bit of timing for Our Tone, and Gobshite Reid then eh?
Fritz von As neither good nor evil exist any more than time does, it's really just being a material girl, obvious innit Tom, I mean er, Sir Tom naturally Boyo, and there's luvvly too, avenue*
Our Andy & Steve were/are right, Speed camera's are just tooooo goood to keep up with, innit*
They'll be bringing in German made ID cards at five times the European price next, and even though their Lordships have said a resounding NO, you're still all gonna get em, great, innit*
Freedom of Democracy Act 2005, made up until, the next people get in our way*
Fritz von As neither good nor evil exist any more than time does, it's really just being a material girl, obvious innit Tom, I mean er, Sir Tom naturally Boyo, and there's luvvly too, avenue*
Our Andy & Steve were/are right, Speed camera's are just tooooo goood to keep up with, innit*
They'll be bringing in German made ID cards at five times the European price next, and even though their Lordships have said a resounding NO, you're still all gonna get em, great, innit*
Freedom of Democracy Act 2005, made up until, the next people get in our way*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Pity certain governments aren't putting as much effort into the capture of war criminals Karadich & Ladich, as they seemingly are on Charles Taylor, innit*
Fritz von Obviously another clear cut case of Double standard Bigley-Kember hypocrisy*
N.B. Who saw any reports about Brtitains biggest strike since 1927 yesterday, in between journos taunting er, security gaurds dressed as coppers in Paris then, cos I'm sure as damn it, I didn't?*
75 Years Berlin Radio (Rundfunk) first ever tv broadcast here too, as I'm sure nobody learnt at school in-between their logi Baird Nationalism* (as I did )
Mind you the way Britain treats potential world beaters in the field of supporting great inventions is legendarily disgraceful to put it mildly, so we wont mention Logi Baird, or clockwork radios, or Mr Sinclair, or even Sir Frank Whittle in fact will we, to name but a few, innit*
Great though innit, makes yer preally proud, Dunnit*
PFI Greed inventions LTD, that's more like it*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I suppose that when one thinks of the thousand years of Jewish history that is the Old Testament, and then the New Testament to-boot, along with all the other major religions paperwork & interpretations and variations upon the same theme, they must be all a little bit more believable than today's Sky News, or Private Eye, obvious, innit*
Fritz von I'll be accused next of generalising*
Fritz von I'll be accused next of generalising*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Steve Bull:
According to my software updater, "iTunes 6.0.4 addresses stability and performance issues related to Front Row."
Steve.
Phew, Thank Gawd for that Son, I was well worried*
Regards
Fritz von Seriously relieved with everything John*
Credit cards & internet transactions are simply madness for private individuals³*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
I fink the worstest film that you'rd watched recently was Broken Tin. Anybody slightly interested in British politics in this place can't go too amiss by watching this evenings BBC Hardtalk, with those two old Dons, Tarzan & Woy (no tiger), pity they aren't still in power, excellent stuff weally, innit*
Fritz von I ain't sayin Nuffink though*
Fritz von I ain't sayin Nuffink though*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Best mega-quote going nowhere thread I've seen for ages Our Erik, innit.
Fritz von When my mate's mate was seconded to the Black Watch Regiment a wee while back they used a failsafe financial method, that worked a treat every time*
Pay up Pal or else!
I ain't sayin nothing Jim*
Fritz von When my mate's mate was seconded to the Black Watch Regiment a wee while back they used a failsafe financial method, that worked a treat every time*
Pay up Pal or else!
I ain't sayin nothing Jim*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I suppose that when one thinks of the thousand years of Jewish history that is the Old Testament, and then the New Testament to-boot, along with all the other major religions paperwork & interpretations and variations upon the same theme, they must be all a little bit more believable than today's Sky News, or Private Eye, obvious, innit*
Fritz von I'll be accused next of generalising*
A point i've already made our Fritz old chop. Fritz von it's hard to keep up innit*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I suppose that when one thinks of the thousand years of Jewish history that is the Old Testament, and then the New Testament to-boot, along with all the other major religions paperwork & interpretations and variations upon the same theme, they must be all a little bit more believable than today's Sky News, or Private Eye, obvious, innit*
Fritz von I'll be accused next of generalising*
A point i've already made our Fritz old chop. Fritz von it's hard to keep up innit*
Which point is that then Captain? That you've accused me of it, that I'll be accused of it, or that you're just filling the pages with so much guff like any decent self-employed unqualified IFA would, that the punter'll sign the bottom line eventually er, regardless, just to get a bleedin break, then two months later when the first small print rises arrive, it'll be Wot's That Then John? ?
Yes, I think that's what you really mean, in other words you haven't got a bloody Scoobie Doo what yer talkin about, just repeatin somebody elses 'phils' innit*
Regards,
Honest Fritz
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Talking of Casper Weinberger! who died yesterday aged whatever? In American, Pissed means the same as Pissed off in Queens English for anybody oot there who maybe doesnee know this, especially in New Hampshire! Weinberger, predessesoir to Dannie Rumsfeld (unless you don't know) was Pardoned by President Bush 'Senior', not for selling US er, Missiles, to er, Iran (Eye-ran in American), but for supposedly using the profits to help those nasty Contra Chappies, innit, or is it Chappas?
Fritz von Imagine UK being dependant on another country enriching it's nuclear fuel? Madness²! you'll be telling me next that UK's not 'legally' self sufficient in Gas, Water, Electricity, and food even next, never mind the potato famine, innit.
Goodnight Playmates.
Fritz von They drank Brasso you know*
Fritz von Imagine UK being dependant on another country enriching it's nuclear fuel? Madness²! you'll be telling me next that UK's not 'legally' self sufficient in Gas, Water, Electricity, and food even next, never mind the potato famine, innit.
Goodnight Playmates.
Fritz von They drank Brasso you know*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:quote:Originally posted by erik scothron:quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I suppose that when one thinks of the thousand years of Jewish history that is the Old Testament, and then the New Testament to-boot, along with all the other major religions paperwork & interpretations and variations upon the same theme, they must be all a little bit more believable than today's Sky News, or Private Eye, obvious, innit*
Fritz von I'll be accused next of generalising*
A point i've already made our Fritz old chop. Fritz von it's hard to keep up innit*
Which point is that then Captain? That you've accused me of it, that I'll be accused of it, or that you're just filling the pages with so much guff like any decent self-employed unqualified IFA would, that the punter'll sign the bottom line eventually er, regardless, just to get a bleedin break, then two months later when the first small print rises arrive, it'll be Wot's That Then John? ?
Yes, I think that's what you really mean, in other words you haven't got a bloody Scoobie Doo what yer talkin about, just repeatin somebody elses 'phils' innit*
Regards,
Honest Fritz
Keep ya hair shirt on our Fritz von senior member of Opus Dei innit* I pointed out on the swine thread that people will readily believe (barely credible) stuff in the bible from 2,000 plus years ago when we can't believe a bloooooming word we read in the press or see on tv about events that happened yesterday. I can't comment on the rest of your rant as it is incomprehensible to me. What does IFA mean Fritz old chop?
All the best,
Erik
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Over to Tarquers methinks Our Erik*
Fritz von Bon Soir as the Italians say*
Goodnight to Luigi too*
Fritz von Bon Soir as the Italians say*
Goodnight to Luigi too*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by long-time-dead:
Las Vegas, kid-free.......
Personally I'd go for Free Las Vegas Kid, but I wouldn't want to sound too Prime Ministerish here!*
Wanna Buy an Ex Council House Guvnor? Hard Luck Cos they've all been sold orf or knoocked down Boom Boom*
Shirts*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by erik scothron
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Over to Tarquers methinks Our Erik*
Ok Fritz von the pfennig has dropped innit*
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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75 Years Berlin Radio (Rundfunk) first ever tv broadcast here too, as I'm sure nobody learnt at school in-between their logi Baird Nationalism* (as I did )...
Dear Fritz,
The real expert in UK TV developemenat at the time was AD Blumlein, who worked for EMI, and strange as it may sound was a hero of mine from the age of eleven!
It was he who set the standard for 405 lines on theold VHF broadcasts in black and white, which continued well into the 1970s.
And no I was not taught that: I read it, and was fascinated.
All the best from Fredrik
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75 Years Berlin Radio (Rundfunk) first ever tv broadcast here too, as I'm sure nobody learnt at school in-between their logi Baird Nationalism* (as I did )...
Dear Fritz,
The real expert in UK TV developemenat at the time was AD Blumlein, who worked for EMI, and strange as it may sound was a hero of mine from the age of eleven!
It was he who set the standard for 405 lines on theold VHF broadcasts in black and white, which continued well into the 1970s.
And no I was not taught that: I read it, and was fascinated.
All the best from Fredrik
Posted on: 29 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
That's great Fredders, he improved on a brilliant idea, that if hadn't have been there in the first place neither would have his additions to quality have been, innit. (But do not adjust your set).
Fritz von EMI probably financed things nicely too, or maybe I'm wrong here*
Fritz von EMI probably financed things nicely too, or maybe I'm wrong here*