The Special Boat Squadron:

After just donning my beloved BBC Wild Service T-shirt (Won, not bought)in prep for a hard day down at the old bog-brush factory, I thought to mesen (as yer do) considerin the Hammers have hardly spent any serious money since being promoted, a 1-0 loss against the mighty bankrupts, at home, ain't too Rude really, issit* The thermos is filled to the brim with that old magic elixer of life (NAAFI Tea), great to know nobody will touch it too, as it's got milk in it, innit (Germans don't take milk in tea generally, besides they're all freshly brewed coffee addicts here just like Our Mick).



Fritz von Just like Our Steve and Fredders Logi Baird The Jock, was also well into his Jams & preserves (Wotta Picture)*

Credit cards & Internet Banking/Transactions are for losers,lazy ones at that²***

N.B. Whilst looking at a new product yesterday, just released by our local electronics firm (Must be good, even the Chief swears by it, there again he swears at everything and anything that moves) I considered its merit. A record deck with USB cable to directly digitalise LP's etc. I do have a chicky-mickey programme which is rather complicated for my little head, where I'll eventually need to change over all my old tapes, record collection long gone to younger brother as wedding present. Yes, a tape jobby, in similar style might be just the limp-biscuit I'm after, innit.

Does anybody on here know of any good Music Forums where I'd be able to enquire further on this? I'm only able to post in this Padded Cell (1 thread at a time, lucky you), and most music subjects on here are obviously sent in by folk who haven't got a clue what they're talking about, otherwise they'd be on the music forum, wouldn't they*

I see they still haven't got Charles Taylor then, fellow Africans would never shit on one of their own, not like those nasty money grabbing Yugo-Nationalists, who still think they're fightinhg Cpl Carpet-chewer so that everything they do is justified, innit*

Fritz von Shocked & Awed*

There's a rumour being bandied about that Our Adam's gonna rename this forum *Songs of Praise!'


Fritz von Where's Arry?*

As many on here may know; the Christian Science Monitor, is about as believable, and journalistically credible as Berlin Fritz, Fox/Sky News, Mick Parry, The Sunday Sport, The Sun & Times, and a Bush/Blair speech on sincerity, as we the people, all rolled into one. Therefore I think that today's 'Miraculous' release of Yanky Journo-Hostage Carrol (even though another unfortunately died earlier) stinks of a fake, fake, fake, time obviously wont tell*

Fritz von Remember last week that British Political parties stated, are not prepared to actually name financial doners? I do! ID cards, Highly trained Borg Percy Sugden CSO's filming your every move, invasion of privacy a thing of the future, and, naturally 'PRIVATE PFI FIRMS WILL BE SUPPLYING THE HARDWARE, JUST LIKE GROUP 4, wasn't too long ago in UK when film & photos were not admissible as evidence in court, Know wot i Mean John!*

I ain't sayin Nuffin*

£11 Billion present annual police bill if you er, forgot*

As a very young and avid reader, I agreed with my Mother earlier that by teaching me before school age to read (4)(in 1963) I actually was disadvantaged, becuase I had to hold back the whole time, and I don't think I've ever caught up since actually. Whils't luxury public school chaps like Our Fredders mused over their favourite inventors, I was perfectly happy with Alison Uttleys Sam Pig, which I still fondly remember reading under my bed covers with torch (ever ready powered naturally, until it leaked acid through the mattress), and ltzer Biggles too. That was last year though, and now I'm really going to make an effort and have a go at 'Der DaWinci Code' cos I simply adore Arry Beffalonte and all that Deawoo stuff, (big in the DDR I hear) innit:


Fritz von We#re Not Gonna have a Revolution*

A good Batman beats a handbag anyday dunnit Erik?:


Who's read the Capillan of Malta then?*

After just enjoying some rather nice Equadorian Dark chocolate (90% Cocoa) with a glass or two of Tarragona Reserve (mentioned afore, bit old though at 2000)(€3,99) I contemplated my lunchtime attempt to formulate a basic Sermon for me mate Dave's bird for next Sundee, wunnit. In the Orthodox chirch 'Nike' has a Christian symbolism, not too directly related to the Greek Goddess, though they have many boutiques and employees around the wild, innit. As I'm sure you all know (those that are proudly now wearing them) ADIDAS is an abbreviation for Adi Dassler, Adi being short for Adolf (I wonder why he changed it then?)


Goodnight*

For any er, who may be at all at all, er interested, I mentioned on here a few weeks back the cold blooded murder of a DCI on Berlins streets after a routine drug check of an individual. The area's normal murder squad of 9 was immediately raised to 30, as also was after two days the initial reward for help (State not Private as in UK) from €10,000 to € 20,000 plus (guaranteed immunity, if not personally involved), as was given to local 'Grey' business's for their help too. 3 suspects were aprrehended a few days ago, and will be duly 'independently' processed. The Olympic Stadium showed off it's brilliant new safety World Cup measures yesrerday (12 Police controlled moats) €2 million, and cheap at the price, each takes 10 seconds- to bridge the gap, and can take 40 people en-mass, and in panic (as was proven yesterday on filum) you've got to give these folks their due, they are Fuckin Good Chaps*


Fritz von watched the cops dog patrols in training yesterday for world cup hooligans, all I can say to any dosy Brits, getting pissed and having a larf is no problem whaztso'ever, but God help any that truly get out of line in an organised way, cos they'll be hammered, as well as wishing they could stay here, innit*


Innit*


Ahh innit nice*

Who would have thought that Independence Day would have influenced Bin Bag and his Chums so heavily, maybe the Director etc, should be Jailed?*

Incitement to Detstroy American Freedom innit*

quote:

Originally posted by Paul Hutchings:
Hungryhalibut - just a personal thing I suppose.

I know it will cost me slightly more overall, but as a principle have I missed something totally obvious?

Paul

Only that in three years time you will be hating the whole affair, and have a totally different mindset regarding your priototies in life, maybe in three months even? there again you could pay the interest up front with your savings, innit*


You know it makes sense, and you'll totally ignore it Son*


Tarquers will be proud of you, cos you guys make his world go around, innit*


Nos Da, as the Irish say*

Glad to see Our Erik has finally blown his cover. Of all the Officers I've known throughout the years (irrespective of rank) I'm 100% sure that none of them (and I mean none of them) would have made the comments made earlier on an internet forum, so I rest my case, and bid you goodnight.

Full of shit the lot ov yers*

quote:

A good Batman beats a handbag anyday dunnit Erik?:

No Batmen in the army these days Fritz old chop, nor has there been since many moons ago. There are Mess orderlies who bring tea around in the mornings and keep the place clean and tidy but thats about all. They will clean kit if you ask them nicely and pay out of your own pocket. I was woken up by an Mess orderly once with 'Good morning sir, what would you like tea, coffee..a blow job'? I took the tea.

Breakfast and lunch is largely self service (the food is the same as the other ranks have but is slightly better presented and we are trusted with metal cutlery.

Dinner is served by orderlies in some Messes. Special dining nights have orderlies serving all courses and there is wine of course. Most people expect mess silver in abundence and candlelights, oil paintings, old leather furniture and servants but sadly those days are long gone. It's all very corporate in an under-financed penny pinching carpet tiles sort of way.

Out in the field my radio operator would make my meals if I was decyphering batco or preparing or giving orders but I prepared my own otherwise. British army rations are quite good compared to the muck the americans have, 'MRE - Meals Ready to Eat' or unofficially 'Meals Rejected by Ethiopians'.

One of the joys of rank is not having to shout all the time and I could instruct my platoon sergeant do that for me as in 'Sarn't, shout at the men will you while I have a brew'.

Erik von those were the days innit*

quote:

Fritz von watched the cops dog patrols in training yesterday for world cup hooligans, all I can say to any dosy Brits, getting pissed and having a larf is no problem whaztso'ever, but God help any that truly get out of line in an organised way, cos they'll be hammered, as well as wishing they could stay here, innit*

Police dogs are like stealth missles...

I was just looking at the Troll under the bridge thread, and thought to mesen, Stone Me Fritz, you're on the wrong bleedin forum John?*


Fritz von Steven De Toy's talkin Italian*


Talkin of shite, I wonder if anybody on here has ever used biodegradable nappies for their kids, the usual pampers take longer than Tchernobel to break down apparently?

Mind you, financing half a dozen packets of the things would probably buy yer a couple of Nuceler Power stations innit, George*


Fritz von Cos Froday's i Is in Lerve*

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:

quote:

Fritz von watched the cops dog patrols in training yesterday for world cup hooligans, all I can say to any dosy Brits, getting pissed and having a larf is no problem whaztso'ever, but God help any that truly get out of line in an organised way, cos they'll be hammered, as well as wishing they could stay here, innit*

Police dogs are like stealth missles...

Especially in a dog-fight Our Andy, innit*


Off t'me bristles I go, G'day playmates*

quote:

Originally posted by Steve Toy:

quote:

My take on amber is: when stopping, you should stop on an amber light unless to would cause a danger to other roads users not to

This is precisely what I understood. However, it is always a split-second judgement call, otherwise there would be no amber light, only red and green. So did I actually commit an offence that could stick?

As an aside, in France for example the sequence is as follows:

red, green, amber, red. There is no red/amber.

The Slovakian method's good I hear! Pay up, or I'll shoot you in the hard shoulder*


Regards,


Fritz von Trusting this helps, innit*

Only in Nottinghamshire*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Only in Nottinghamshire*

A good different way to face life, i think.

Ciao Fritz!

quote:

Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Only in Nottinghamshire*

A good different way to face life, i think.

Ciao Fritz!

Especially if you're a hedgehog Our Luigi*


Whils't pondering over a comment by Our Fredders yesterday on the old songs of praise thread, regarding Jews becoming Christians, I just happened to stumble over this in my lunch break, which some may well find interesting if not downright surprising, I know I myself was well shocked & stunned and not a little amazed too, innit. The general gist of this is taken from a German National Daily, dated 31.10.05.

"Today being Reformation Day, one particular church (in this Manor) has decided to celebrate both the work and influence of Martin Luther, in a rather different manner than is usually the custom. During his life Martin Luther wrote many complimentary pieces about Judaism (or Jewry as Our Fredders still likes to call it, as did my old Grannie too), and which were all well documented. What 'unsurprisingly' isn't so well known though is (we're not talking academic history or religious clever dicks students with an agenda here by the way (ie, there's nothing to discuss), we're talking yer average Adam's, Berlin Fritz's and Mick Parry's, innit. Without needing to go into too much detail or translation (I know Fredders would just find German soooo Bassoooney) but Martin Luther wrote in later life, with a newly found vengeance and er, (extreme anti-Semitism, culminating in 1543) that the Jews and their Lies should be dealt with, that Synagogues should be burnt to the ground, and that strong young Jewish men and women should be forced to do hard labour for their own goods. Surprise surprise this was avidly taken up in his home town of Wittenburg some time later by the turd Reich, including full on museum etc, to justify their God given task.

Berlin's current Jewish leader commented that it was good that finally Protestants finally had a chance to actually take in Martin Luther's anti-Semitism, and the Evangelical Bishop (who I've had a beer with some years back) expressed similar sentiments, and complimented this particular church for bringing out into the modern open, a very dark old truth from the vaguer bits of the er, Reformation, innit.

I learnt yesterday too, that the Star of David symbol, although having been around far longer than Pink Floyd even, has only been adopted by the Jewish faith for some 300 years.


Fritz von Well I'll be beavered! I thought to mesen, and although like Düsseldorf, Berlin is esssentially a Protestant toon, Cologne and Munich aren't, innit*



N.B. I'm orft daan the auld boozer, so I'll leave you chaps to talk about the weather, goonnight.


Regards,



Fritz******* *

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Especially if you're a hedgehog Our Luigi*

Sometimes i do.
Goodnight Fritz.

Ps: religion is a fake.

Dear Fritz,

Not annoyed by it, but you will look in vain for any use of the word 'Jewry' in any post of mine. Neither will you find any reference to such rather unpalatable terms as 'The Jewish Question.'

I am not sure if the word 'Jewry' has unpleasant connotations (which 'The Jewish Question' definately does in some uses), but not knowing, I would always avoid it!

Regards from Fredrik

Fwedders old son, I never for a moment even in my wildest dreams even suggested for a moment that you meant anything other than your original Jewry comment, and meant nothing otherwise by it, (In fact you are wasting my precious time with your even suggesting it again)


Regards

Fritz von get your act together son or learn the bassooon*



Fredders, Wake up Matey*

quote:

Originally posted by Steve Toy:

quote:

It's hard to decide what stance to take as we weren't there to witness alleged offence.

Unlike this thread's resident troll you can go on the basis of what is written. It is important to understand the cultural context as he fails to do at every turn in his tiny global village inhabited by nobody other than himself, a world where all authority figures are angels.

Ricoworld is rarely balanced though.

Reconcile

your inability to negotiate in such a situation.

with

You 'got off'. result.

and see how his accusations start to become more than a little contradictory.

I must say it's not often that our andy agrees full on with our steve, but this time I reckon
they're full on, innit

Fritz von Nice one Our Steve*

quote:

Originally posted by hi fi fo fum:
You guys ever watched the movie "Team America"

I've decided THAT I'll make a brilliaNt Caddy foR parry, though I've no time for those salisBury eGoists, innit*



Fritz von and no Charlie ether