Famous last words
Posted by: Deane F on 24 March 2007
I've always liked these. Some classics:
"What's that noise?"
"Quick, hide under the bed."
"It's never done that before."
"I know every inch of this road."
For the modern age:
"Hold the steering wheel, I've got a text message..."
"And then, just as I fall unconscious, release the pressure on the belt and..."
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by Chillkram
Nah, she'll be right mate, stingrays are harmless!
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by acad tsunami
Oops!
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by BigH47
King Harold.. "I spy with my little eye some thing beginning with A"
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by NaimDropper
... in many parts of the USA ...
"Hey ya'all! Watch this!"
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by Deane F
"Who died and made you king?"
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by NaimDropper
"But honey, I love YOU!"
Posted on: 24 March 2007 by Stephen B
C'mon then pal...
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by JamieWednesday
"I told you I was ill"
(Spike)
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Ian Hughes
That's it, I've got the system I want - no more money on the hifi
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Deane F
"Is he friendly?"
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chillkram
"Yeah, that ice'll take my weight."
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Stephen B
I'll just have one more.
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Deane F
"Is that what I think it is?"
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Deane F
"I saved hundreds!"
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chillkram
"As head coach, I can assure you that England will qualify for Euro 2008"
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chief Chirpa
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur"
Marie Antoinette, having accidentally stepped on the executioner's foot on her way to the guillotine.
I'm not making this one up, by the way!
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chief Chirpa
"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here"
Nostradamus - well that's at least one he got right then.
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Basil
Whose last words were these?
"Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub."
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chief Chirpa
Horatio Nelson
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by JamieWednesday
Oh that's a nice big cross, thank you.
What are you going to do with those nails?
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Stephen B
That's funny, I can't feel my pulse.
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Basil
quote:
Originally posted by Chief Chirpa:
Horatio Nelson
QI?
I don't think that's a real bomb.
You're quite sure the powers off?
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by long-time-dead
"How's the picture now, Emu ?"
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by long-time-dead:
"How's the picture now, Emu ?"
Funny!
Posted on: 25 March 2007 by Chillkram
"There are never icebergs this far south"
