Angela Merkel Soon To Resign:
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 22 November 2005
'Peace in our time' 
Talking of patents, do you really think it's wise to post on here after you've obviously been at the cookin sherry again, Nime, me old organic margarine slurper? 
But you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink John
But you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink John
Yes, definately lunchtime methinks, innit
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Talking of patents, do you really think it's wise to post on here after you've obviously been at the cookin sherry again, Nime, me old organic margarine slurper?
But you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink John
It must be the fever. I didn't think it safe to mix real ale with the penicillin. So not a drop has passed my lips.
The penicillin isn't working anyway.. so perhaps I'd better open a bottle of Holy Grail before the sell-by date? Just to be seen to be making the effort...?
I need all the house points I can get right now. Do you think Bishop's Finger might be misconstrued up there?
If the British Speed limit was 'immediately reintroduced' to it's original rate of 12 MPH across the board 'without whingeing time wasting discussion'; straight away many thousands of lives would be saved annually throughout the land, thousands of traffic coppers wages could be saved, or could be re-employed as park-keepers cum parking attendants, and green house gases from the UK would be well within it's promised Kyoto guidelines.
Though I suppose saving loads of lives with obvious moves like that is a bit daft really in this human age of logic and fair playing fields, especially now that England's in Europe too, innit
Goodnight:
Though I suppose saving loads of lives with obvious moves like that is a bit daft really in this human age of logic and fair playing fields, especially now that England's in Europe too, innit
Goodnight:
2 + 2 = A good hiding and a custodial sentence without due charge
'Yes! I think it's important to realise; that at the end of the day, violence is indeed the answer to everything, innit'
'Yes! I think it's important to realise; that at the end of the day, violence is indeed the answer to everything, innit'
Into S&M too, are you?
quote:Originally posted by Nime:
Into S&M too, are you?
Do you refer to me, or the Prime Minister, dear boy?
For those gung-ho Chaps out there I can whole-heartedly recommend some good Christmas reading in the classic 'True Story' 'The Capillan of Malta' by Nicholas Monseurat, if I remember correctly? which I was just reminded of strangely enough whils't watching Adam interviewing the great leader himself down Valletta way on the googlebox, innit.
Of course Lord Paddy Ashdown was a Marine Officer of high regard! I expect that's why so many people vote for the Liberal Democrats these days too, innit
I used to camp in Rockly Sands, and what fun it was too:
Up the Hammers
Of course Lord Paddy Ashdown was a Marine Officer of high regard! I expect that's why so many people vote for the Liberal Democrats these days too, innit
I used to camp in Rockly Sands, and what fun it was too:
Up the Hammers
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Do you refer to me, or the Prime Minister, dear boy?
Not much sign of discipline in either.
Looks like Our Honourable member for Brighton, AKA Getting a nice Council Cheque refund for his illegal parking ticket might have started a rather large new trend? innit
Hopefully
You Wanna Watch Them Catholics John ! Wot's dicipline then, summfink to do wiv diciples innit?
Hopefully
You Wanna Watch Them Catholics John ! Wot's dicipline then, summfink to do wiv diciples innit?
It was nice to see the 'Toffees' giving some respectful applause for George Best earlier; though personally, I've yet to meet a Scouser who could shut the fuck up for 30 seconds, never mind a whole bleedin minute, so it was probably a good option, wunnit
Goodnight:
P.S. As sad as it was in respect of losing the ex British Rally Champ, I'm afraid I don't class driving (any vehicles) as 'sport', so that's that then, innit
Goodnight:
P.S. As sad as it was in respect of losing the ex British Rally Champ, I'm afraid I don't class driving (any vehicles) as 'sport', so that's that then, innit
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Amazingly enough Markus me old �uro-Phile, I did actually consider very recently starting such a similarly named thread myself, but thought better of it. Firstly I couldn't possibly feel responsible for leaving all of you avid free-thinking Cell prisoners out there without a real woice for the uniwersal cause for truth at your disposal, as well as not inadvertantly getting up the hopes of a no-doubt very small minority into the bargain as well of course , innit.
Yes! If I answer you seriously in respect of Dr Merkel, I'm hopeful that she'll be an excellent Chancellor, and am already hearing good reports from all sides of the street. As you may be aware, Germans generally don't gamble on the stock market, or take mega daft financial 'Quick-Fix' risks like 'certain' other
lands, so their infrastructure is mainly very sound indeed (and is a priority to maintain in good working order). The ability to work in political coalition is nothing new either, as I'm sure you're also well aware, the general good of the Country being the ultimate goal, with power being juggled here and there to suit everybodys aims, as far as is possible, but always with realistic intelligent compramise waiting in the wings I feel.
I assume that you are a German national, and therefore cast a vote in the last general election? and as I unfortunately couldn't do, (UK neither) my opinion is meaningless in the general scheme of things (nothing new there then). If you yourself did in fact excercise your Democratic right & privelege (I'm not interested in who you voted for) I'm very pleased for you, but on the other hand if you didn't, I feel like me, you have absolutely no say on the matter 'morally' and you should ask yourself why?
But being German, I'm sure you did anyway, unless of course as with me, you've been outside for too long to be eligible anymore, innit
Tschu�, Fritz von Weihnachtsstolle
Hi Fritz,
I'm German, I live in Germany, and I did vote in the last election, but it turns out my opinion was just as meaningless as yours.
Please be assured I wasn't suggesting that you resign from this board, I quite enjoy your stuff.
You two last Gentlemen posters could get Our Nime very worried methinks, especially with all his latest talk of sado-thingy-stuff and suchlike?
P.S. The Cheques are in the post Grand Master
P.S. The Cheques are in the post Grand Master
Is the Phritz and Freddy Show available on DVD yet? 
Yes! It is called Beauty and the Beast, but we are animated as in reality neither of us is photogenic. Only joshing, Fritz; you maybe handsome for all I know. I am not!
Indeed having a distant laugh can be fun, can't it dear Great Dane?
All the best from Fredrik
PS: Whatever will Fritz make of that!
Indeed having a distant laugh can be fun, can't it dear Great Dane?
All the best from Fredrik
PS: Whatever will Fritz make of that!
quote:Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
PS: Whatever will Fritz make of that!
Well, he usually makes it up as he goes along. Except for what Private Eye tells him to say when he's wearing his cooking-foil helmet.