Angela Merkel Soon To Resign:

Just got in? I woke up about an hour ago. My sleep patern is shot at the moment. Right pain in the neck.

Fredrik

Morning Fredrik! I hope that bugger Phritz doesn't come along and spoil our thread again.

Dear Nime and Fritz,

Another week's work starts. So of I go! Fredrik

Let's Go Dutch Here's some fine work from an old mate of mine of who'm I'm particularly fond of

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Nime and Fritz,

Another week's work starts. So of I go! Fredrik

I was standin next to a mountain

an Jammim an Jammin An Jammin ********* innit


Talkin of Ballit, I went to see Giselle many years back with me Mum and her mate Nancy at the Garden, and bloody good it was too actually, though the poncey prawn & mayo sarnies cost an arm and a leg, and I couldn't wait to get a decent pork pie and a pint down me neck afterwards, after droppin orf der ladies naturally, innit.

Hello Good Evening And Welcome, innit: I always thought one of the Greatest 'Construed' minds of the second Millenimumumumum was Mahat-Macoat Ghandi

This one may well tickle Our Fredders methinks?

Q: Which song composed by Edward Elgar is traditionally used to close the last night of the Proms?

A: Auld Lang Syne

National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1

Borrowed from PE, issue 1146 wunnit:

'I think there's a mutant nano-robot running amok inside my new digital camera'


P.S. I can't possibly think of any other reason why my pictures are such shite of late, innit?

You little tinker you.

Posted Tue 29 November 2005 13:19
Great to see Denmark's on the ball with the latest news as per usual


I didn't know that John Peel had passed his mortal curl?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

I can't possibly think of any other reason why my pictures are such shite of late, innit?

PHRITZ NAMED AS NEW PHOTO CRITIC FOR NAIM FORUMS!

"One's duties are not particularly odnorous!" Phritz laughed dismissively while entering the Komische Oper on the arm of a young and beautiful East European diva.

That's very kind Our Nime I must say, though it's all very fine & good continuing to work free of charge as I'm well used to, but I wouldn't mind some expenses at least on occassion to buy me a meagre crust, innit.

Amazingly enough, on exactly that very subject, I was just shocked & stunned to see the brave leader Mr Blah himself being rushed into an ad.-lib CBI meeting using nothing else but a mobile phone to get his free speech across. Let's get this clear for all those pinko wingeing Commie Greenpeace bastards's out there, if they'd had to guts to come down to speak from their batman act, they'de have been immediately arrested, and beaten up (sorry wrong script) free speech, Democratic fair playing fields for all (who can afford them). Nuclear energy (whatever one may think of it) will 'generate' mega profits for it's share-holders. Mick & his mates using top-rank ad companys etc (all paid for by you the grateful taxpayer, as well as some very interested private concerns naturally), so will this debate ever be properly discussed from all sides at government level, I think not!


Few silly smartie points for Blair though wunnit! Please send all comments and proof that all of this isn't financed by the British tax payer to Mr. I'm allright Jack Esq, Fairplay House, The Lodge, Swindon, Wilts, Ingerland, (nowhere near sizwell A or B) issit


N.B. Should all large scale Private interests promotion be financed by the taxpayer to personal friends of the Chancellor & PM?

Should Rupert Murdoch be King of the World?

Should Berlin Fritz get his head seen to for sprouting such obvious nonsense?

Should Roy Keane be allowed to play in the all Ireland George Best Memorial Match against England/UK?


"I think it's important to remember that SKY NEWS & The Currant Bun run the Nations conscience and 'opinion' guidance systems in this country, and ***********

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Originally posted by Willito:
A few years ago I turned successfully to the forum for help in finding my son a drum teacher in London. Same question, different location: does anybody know where we can find a drum teacher in Hong Kong? Any and all advice most welcome! Thanks, Will

House music presumably John?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Posted Tue 29 November 2005 13:19
Great to see Denmark's on the ball with the latest news as per usual


I didn't know that John Peel had passed his mortal curl?

Is there supposed to be an image in here somewhere? I can't see anything except your text with a couple of line spaces?

Some years back a good friend & then colleague of mine had just applied to become a Royal Marine Officer Cadet, after just having finished his Degree at a UK Uniwesity. Like many 'brats' I'd got to know (Service-personells kids of all ilks), he had at the time 'unfortunately' a very cold & strained relationship with his father! (who doesn't?) who was a long serving career RN Officer, and I suspected (like many do) he was out to prove something by becoming a Marine, which I suppose 'on the face of it' is fair enough, innit.

After passing through the physical & intellectual tests etc with flying colours, he was finally short-listed, and was up for a make or break interview with the Top Brass decision makers who would ultimately decide how his future could go. To cut a long story short (as is my want) he got rejected, and was to put it mildly, totally devastated. If we put this into context, by getting as far as he'd got mean't he was certainly no failure in anybody's books, and was readily going to be accepted by other branches of the Services (including Navy Chopper training) which can't be bad in anybody's eyes now can it? He wasn't given a reason why he'd not made it (they don't have to give one either), and many were surprised by this result, none more than my then boss (Lt Col. Brandy for breakfast MBE). Reading between the lines and a bit of unofficial detective work, it transpired (unnoficially naturally) that the main (only credible) reason was because my mate didn't ever drink alcohol (couldn't be one of the lads in other words) (His father being a raving violent pisshead, like my own RN career Grandfather was too in true Navy fashion). He's moved on to higher things since, and I wonder what today's attitude (Real attitude) to tee-totalism in the Military is? as the recent 'unsurprising to me at least' Sunsational nudie pics certainly would raise an eyebrow or two methinks, if those jolly sailors had all happened to be stone cold sober at the time, or do I er, err?

Another chap I knew got to the final stages of Pilot training at Cranwell (His lifelong dream realised) and one fine day whils't flying along in his Jet Provost, he sneezed badly; awakening a newly found Hayfever,( which unfortunately promptly ended such a prospective brilliant young career), and it took him many years to recover from, ending up as a teacher of all things, though they do say 'stranger things happen at sea' innit

P.S. Just in case this went totally amiss?

Many Folk in London refer to their place of abode as their drum, innit

Nime: There is no image there Clive:

Now that England's in €urope at last, it'll soon no doubt be blaming it for this winters soon to be Gas shortages and possible horrific tales of frozen Grannies across the land. I mean without sounding cynical or sarcastic here! surely winter is always the cold part of the year, a bit like spotting the sea from a Torquay hotel room window really innit, between the land and the sky Madam:


Trust those bloody Frogs & Krauts to pull off a shabby trick like looking after their own domestic power supplies as a priority, before letting Our Micks mates get their 'fair-playing-field-investing-little-mits-on-it', I mean isn't the first rule in business and insurance/Banking to 'take as many totally dangerous unneeded high profit making risks with other peoples/tax payers money as is humanly possible in the shortest period of time & then scarper to Spain or The House of Lords?'


Talking of Archers, I could go a nice pint of Strongbow right this minute:

N.B. Of course some would even question such actions as bringing essential National services into serious danger as being tanatamount to wreckless government, bringing societies very fabric into peril, but you know me, I ain't sayin Nuffin

Dangerous Waters ! British Gas ! No Sweat, I'm a Marine, innit

Who can tell the difference between Labour & Tory then?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Who can tell the difference between Labour & Tory then?

That's easy! One just starts off looking horribly greasy from a hundred meters. The other gets greasy from the constant back-slapping, brown-nosing and dribbling over their bank statements and property portfolios.

When does deliberately depriving your elderly population begin to look like genocide when you deny them a proper pension, warmth and home insulation year after year after year? Too strong? Then let them eat cake.

Q: How much CO2 is produced building and maintaining a nuclear power station at a remote location?

A: How many brown envelopes does it take to make a skid-mark?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
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Q: Which song composed by Edward Elgar is traditionally used to close the last night of the Proms?

A: Auld Lang Syne

National Lottery Jet Set, BBC1

Borrowed from PE, issue 1146 wunnit:

Oh dear! Schooling has gone downhill since my days it seems! All The best from Fred.

I quite agree Fredders, I mean everybody know's that it was the original version of 'Sailing' , just after 'We are the Champions' Bloody obvious, innit


Farewell then to Mickey Howard who'll enjoy his last PMQ's later today, and a hard act to follow I reckon! though Davis (If he wins) is the only sensible future for the C.Party at present, the other waller couldn't sell the Nation a second hand motor with a straight face

N.B. Nime, me old nosher, I'd firstly say it's a big mistake to assume that all old people are poor, though I do think pensioners after 65 (and not the ridiculous 75 of today) should get free telly licences (soon to be internet connection licences, telly or not), and that I've personally never considered putting envelopes in my shreddies to test that one, though, as mentioned afore, millions of poor women in Zimbabwe have to daily use newspapers as makeshift tampons etc, causing infections and God knows what else through their silent suffrance in a modern educated society, perhaps Britain should juszt send them millions of old OHMS envelopes for Christmas?

With regard to present day Iraq, I'm slightly at a loss to understand why on earth British (and other) soldiers should be put at high risk in order to attempt to rescue independent civilians roaming around the country with their own various little agendas, after being caught by opposing militia groups? If like the very ironic situation now happening where Japanese Engineers/Soldiers are actually being protected about their work by Brits (as their Constitution allows them no military active role) for instance, or indeed civilians on military contracts/imbedded Journalists etc, that's another situation entirely, and goes with the territory in a Warzone cum Civil War scenario, obvious, innit

Mick Jagger used to be an avid Margarine man if I recall corrrectly, and he's looking pretty fit on it too, innee?


I'ma Stork I'ma Stork I'ma Stork ****

Just got in some nice mint sauce, so it looks like Iraq of lamb for dinner, innit

I think it's impotent as per usual to get things into perspective regarding possible changes over future UK pensions. The time scale is the reality here, and the usual me me me brigade, Why should I? I've paid in Jonnies, are just muddling an already unsurprisingly cloudy issue, designed to get even cloudier by the year, innit.

Amazing stuff on the old French face lifting grafting operation I thought, efficks have nothing to do with it whatso'ever in my opinion after listening to the preps that are put in place first, by the Pro's. So wether Our Mick and his mates made a killing on the Danish Telekom sell-off rip-off, or S'enor Brando really did use butter in the Last Tango in Paris, we will no doubt never know, innit?

Look's like the Yanks are pulling out then afterall