The Naim Forum Awards Ceremony

At each annual BBQ extravaganza (for surely this must become an annual event) I think there should be an awards ceremony. I should like to post a few potential categories:

The Tom Sharpe Trophy.

This goes to the person who wrote the most miles of turgid rubbish with the occasional whiticism hidden therein.

The "I Can't Believe Its Not Bruckner" Bronze Medallion. Sponsored by David Hobbs-Mallyon.

This goes to the person who wrote the most miles of turgid rubbish with the occasional note of something interesting hidden therein.

The Frollicking in the Fields Foto Journalist Surrealist Genuine Gilt Plastic Foto Frame

For the best picture.

Slapstick of the Year nominee.

Whereby Paul Stephenson gets to meet the bloke who pissed him off most with inane Fraim comments and slap him with a stick.

And finally, the most coveted Trophy of all: PRaT of the Year.

This would probably go most years to Mike Hanson, but, since he would often be across the Atlantic, we could nominate people to accept it on his behalf.

More or other category ideas would be much appreciated, as would some candidates.

[This message was edited by Alex S on FRIDAY 10 August 2001 at 15:27.]