True Truths 6

This early Braille teacher was actually referring to his lack of talent I suspect?

You're Fired Punk:

P.S. I honestly would have been seriously worried if he'd not been replaced earlier by the very 'able' Clarke, especially during the 7/7 period, as I don't think he'd have cut the mustard, period, joking aside, it's a deadly serious business, innit

Marvellous to hear that the old 'currant bun' editor managed to use her SAS training to palm orf her viscous hardman husband, who let's face it, is a Beastender afterall! What with all her tireless campaigning against domestic violence, and her selfless crusade to tell us how it really is, without cynically trying to push more HM Gutter Press 'truth' on the gullable, sorry, switched on caring hardworking-Taxpaying British public, out there in the real world.

Our Matt! (an ex P.Cell S.Member & big on 'talkin' sport, who once actually went to upton Park with a Sun cameraman) is unavailable for comment at this stage.


Did you know that Dicky Littlejohn gets about £1.4 Million squid salary in his new job, you couldn't make it up could you, beats workin I suppose too, and I should know, just ask Our Nime, innit

P.S. Excellent news to hear that all 7 accused soldiers have been totally cleared at Court Marshall of pretty serious acts in Iraq, innit

After an enjoyable marathon telephone conversation with my Mother in London earlier today, I amongst many other things wished her good luck on her moving house in the morning ( a big occassion in anybodys book). As I have known that address as my only place of abode in the UK (I rarely visit, though unlike some may still freely do so) it seems strange to lose it so to speak! I was pleasantly surprised though that she 'theoretically' will take the same phone number (in my head for some 25 years) with her to the new house. I trust I'm, not being 'too negative' here once again for some people! but BT have promised two weeks before it's re-installed, and me not 'fortunately' being a gambling man am still exceptionally sceptical to the fact, and will be very surprised indeed if it actually so transpires, (Let's see how good British customer service for its Capital City really is shall we?) Watch this space, innit

Tears of joy have openly flowed in Egypts'Proxy Torture' capitol, Washington DC, after extensive laboratory tests have resulted in 'fart-free' Arabian onions, a Scienctific report announced early toaday.


One holidaying Brit, interviewed on a very sunny beach was quoted as saying; 'I'm afraid I can't say too much at this stage' though many insiders see it as a great 'breakthrough', and feel it could actually mean the end of smelly, airless, unventilated pubic school dorms as we know them in the free world!


Why are modern Torys clueless oiks?

Of course the one great privelege of US Presidents upon leaving office, is the right to give certain 'fortunate' individuals complete immunity from any legal redress and prosecution for incidents that may have transpired during his or her watch, innit


Lest We Forget


Father I have sinned

quote:

Originally posted by Gianluigi Mazzorana:
If you buy the october issue of "Linux magazine" you'll find the free, complete distro of SUSE 9.3 Linux for desktop users.
This distro includes all the stuff you need to run common softs like Realplayer, Adobe, cd-dvd burning softs.
I think that makin' a partition on your HD just for a trial is worth enough.
And Sony can spy someone else.

Great advice Luigi, and if I may say so, your English today is marvellous, I too am the same, bad days and good days, unfortunately I don't speak Italian though, innit

quote:

Originally posted by Steve Toy:
It's not because he's blind that he lacks vision.

Well spotted Our Steve, though I think it's his deafness that's actually caused his downfall finally, innit

If I didn't know more betterer, I could have sworn a new thread has just appeared from nowhere, and cheekily pretending it's been there all the time?


I saw a Norwegian Blue sneezing earlier! is this a sign?


N.B. I wonderered if it was prudent for unemployed folk on this forum to generally Bragg about their Naim kit, in fact should it be mentioned at all, that is the question I fawt, innit

16.12.2004.

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Great to see the Law Lords upholding 300 years + of Justice & Democracy today in the House, Our Tone must be most peeved, chárging people before locking them up for years, how uncool, maybe he should re-sit his own Law exams ?????

Fritz Von WelldoneMelordsinnit

One trusts their Loadships will soon repeat the excercise with yet more vigour!


Goodnight


Don't forget that Faulkner was Blairs Boss (and still seemigly is):

I expect IFA's in the UK are qualified people in their field, and have a higher echelon of fellows too, to support them, so they're answerable legally to dissatisfied clients one would imagine, and thus their need for top-notch professional indemnity to-boot. I can't help but being reminded of that British Citizenship question regarding solicitors, and the right 'first' answer/question to ask is not what their qualifications are, but how much they charge, which I personally find ludicrous, a bit like asking a surgeon after he's operated on me for his card, to check if he's actually a Doctor or not, or do we just blindly trust, and believe everything we're told at face value, cos let's face it, after our health (possibly?) the most important thing in peoples lives (especially on here so it seems) is good old Dosh, innit:


N.B. I don't know what the score with advisors is though? Here in Germany there are 'Tax Consultants' on just about every corner, many of who'm I personally wouldn't touch with a bargepole, (don't require full-level qualies to practice), then there's the IFA equivalent (fully qualified graduate accountants belonging to a recognised National body) who are obviously more expensive, but one has some confidence and backup (if required) when one smells a rat so to speak, quite logical really I suppose! Local Tax offices provide Free advice and help as well, a service which strangely enough is seldom used! perhaps folk have too much financial bumpf to hide then, eh?