Gay Rabbit

I think a rabbit will hump anything. A friend showed me a rabbit putting him in the female cage. After about 20 seconds of rapid action he just keeled over like he was dead.

Are you sure it was a male rabbit?

Sister xx

Can a female rabbit hump anything without a strap-a-dick-to-me opperation?

ATB from George

I thought a Rabbit needed batteries......

Tony

Just what I was thinking. The issue of lesbian relations in the rabbit community has been vexing me for some time.

Sister x

Hey Siss [also my grandmother's name],

We don't often meet on the forum but all the best to you for rainy Worcester!

Look at the New Wodka thread for some japes!

ATB from George

PS: I have a new domestic pet. Since I put my dog down in 1997 nothing but I have a Guinee Pig called Winston [ie. Churchill] for the last two days! All black except for one brown foot!

Hi George,

I've noticed you're new polish thread. I liked the pictures of your new friend, he looks quite tasty,

All the best,

Sister xx

Dear Siss,

Now now! I have known Pawel for more than five years, and we are not Biblical! However our friendship runs to complete confidence.

Strangely, as a 26 year old, he was taken to task buying Wodka and many Piwa in a Polish Carrefour for his age, and so produced his driving licence - born 1984! the lady almost died with embarrasssment. His humourous reply was that it would be a complement if the situation had applied to a female! And there was I actually carrying the booty!

Aged 48!

ATB from George

Dear George,

I am glad to hear you are so close and yet not like Samson and Delilah, if you want to be Biblical! I do not dare touch vodka again after developing a fondness for it many years ago. It is too easy to drink a whole bottle of it and then regret one's actions in the morning.

All the best,

Sister XX

Dear Siss,

I must be unusual to be born in the UK and yet find that a bottle of wodka does nothing to loosen my control on a situation, except walking to the loo may be a small piece of humour.

But life can be a laugh without extra complications, and truth is that for me true friendship is not about being biblical at all. The deepest and most emotionally initmate friendships can so easily be ruined by that course.

My greatest friends mean far more to me than words or actions could make more sublime ...

Best from George

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Dear Siss,

I must be unusual to be born in the UK and yet find that a bottle of wodka does nothing to loosen my control on a situation,

Siss......George is telling porky pies. I have seen him reelin' on Vodka

No Geoff, you have seen a photo that Stuart erroneously titled as being the result of my having allegedly drunk a bottle of Wodka, but which in fact had been shared by three of us at about eight in the evening followed by a good dozen cans of beer, and music listening till the wee small hours, and that after an eight hour drive from Worcester for me. I got caught in a jam related to the "stack" for three hours on the M20. I was more tired than inebriated.

I feel that I must make it clear that Stuart's infamous photo, as so often with photo journalism, gives the reading that the publisher of it intended [as a joke - if not a very funny one - as it happens] rather than the truth of the situation, but in fairness Geoff you have never shared a bottle of Wodka with me, so you are in no real position to know the truth of my assertion above. Maybe this one is for the future, though you are not allowed to stop till the bottle is gone of course!

We have of course shared a drink or two at Frank's, but drinking straight Wodka is very different. To mix it in an evening with wine as we did at Frank's is a complete catastrophe, as is any combination involving mixing drinks derived from the grape and from the grain.

I hope you don't mind me giving a few additional pieces of information on this!

ATB from George

PS: Though in Poland we spent most of the drinking time with beer, last Friday and Saturday it was an exclusively Wodka Party [under cover of being a Halloween Part!] except for a few bringing their own beer. Put it like this, I went home at 9 am next day, and returned for part two at 3 pm! Then two of us shared a fresh Wodka bottle till about 7 pm! Sunday was fine for all concerned! And I rode the bike home without even a wobble!

I will support George on his recollection. On that occasion, we had all partaken and it had been a very long day.

Dear Julian,

Have you still got the photo of us three listening to the music via the Royd Minstrels?

If you posted that one here it go a treat! Three pairs of feet, two SBLs, and two Minstrels!

It was a great evening/night!!!!

ATB from George

What? This one?

Absolutely! Thanks!

ATB from George

So this was the prize after a while on the afternoon after the Party mentioned above!

Next day Russian wodka is fine enough! And this was Russian Smirnoff not the Turkish or other version!



Two of us shared it. Guess who? Not saying if you cannot! The day after was fine!

ATB from George