Freemasons On The Dole !

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 08 June 2005

Should they still be elligible for the stealth tax breaks and priveleges afforded to other working Jonnies ?


Fritz Von I believe you dropped this £50 note officer? thank you Sir I did, & get your speedo fixed as soon as you can please, you're obviously not aware of how fast you were actually drivin, innit Confused

P.S Thank you most kindly; and Ill See you next friday at the lodge Grand Master:
Posted on: 08 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder if Our Mick's still stuck in that tunnel, or maybe he just prefers the lesser limp handed squib Sunday School mentality of the Pink Salmon Show, innit ?


Fritz Von respect Our Mick you have earned it, & don't foget to water yer garden gnomes either
or Mrs P will have that Orkney frying pan onto yer again, and you know what that means Eek
Posted on: 08 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I took the liberty of breaking the law and nicking this piece of internet garbage to remind us all that behind that shy cloak of intellectual humbleness lies a real Sex Monster & man of action, known to journo's throughout the filelds of Yang- Mills & Boon as the Cat Cool

matthewr
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Sam is toast. They all hate her and she will get nommed and evicted this week unless some kind of eviction twist from Endemol saves her.

Also her 'sex kitten' angle is not really working as everyone was at it like mad last night (ok, I exaggerate) and none of them took the Sam option.

Matthew

Fritz Von I wonder which kind of jellymeat whiskers he prefers ? Big Grin
Posted on: 08 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I wonder if they have to pay less subs a lodge meetings ?


Fritz Von Our Mick says he gives to charity regular as clockwork like, maybe that's what he meant, innit ? Cool
Posted on: 08 June 2005 by JonR
Fritzy old chap,

As the man himself announced on "The Pink Salmon show" Winker a few days ago, Mick has packed himself and his other 'arf orff to the sunny Costa Brava for a cuppla weeks, following which on his safe return he will no doubt be squabbling with you here once again...as per usual, innit Big Grin

JonR von shocked and stunned as evah! Smile Cool Eek
Posted on: 08 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
I do hope that he doesn't get burnt !"!! Smile
Posted on: 10 June 2005 by Chris Kelly
It's witches what gets burnt, not Masons!
Posted on: 10 June 2005 by cunningplan
quote:
It's witches what gets burnt, not Masons!


I hope you're not referring to Mrs Mick as a "Witch" Winker

Regards
Clive
Posted on: 10 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Talking of witches; starngely enough I've just this minute recieved paperwork from my Pension Insurance people witch really suprised me, innit. For years I tried to get my UK N.I. contributions acredited (Via Newcastle amusingly enough, coal and all that) to my German stuff as fron 81 here, but it was a nightmare and some years back I finally settled on what they'd landed me with, even though I was three years minus, even though proven with paperwork. Although I left school at 18, I paid N.I. from 16, working for years daily in a London pub (part time) doing the cellar and bottling up etc, bit ov drinkin too, as it appens. Well. top cut a long story long, I've just out of the blue been informed by the powers that be, trhat I now have a complete 30 years worth of paid up pension, instead of much less, with current figures etc, quite a suprise I can tell you, especially as I'm only 46.

Fritz Von Watch out Our Mick, Fritz's on his way over John Cool I'll bring the suncream, innit:
Posted on: 10 June 2005 by JonR
Awww Fritzy...so you and your new mate Micky can swap pension-sweet-nothings on the beach....how romantic! Big Grin
Posted on: 10 June 2005 by Berlin Fritz
Thanks Jon, though I thought first Our Mick could show me some basic Consultancy ropes, so we could sort the question of NHS funding and it's miss-management by non professionals out; and get a straight answers, instead of the usual, 'but our Doctors and nurses are lovely', avoiding the issue entirely, and surviving another day in "Profit Street" at the tax payers expense, innit.

FRitz Von When the profit goes so will all the caring non-medical money-grabbers, though that should really be in the TRUE TRUTHS THREAD INNIT Big Grin