Should Jerry & Tarquin get Pissed Together before their Wedding?

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Correct

I told you that you would lower to my standards Mick, Tut Tut.

Just watched 'Meet Joe Black' for the first time, good movie, innit:


Goodnight Cruel World:

I suppose by diverting speed camera funds (not on the M4 in Wiltshire) by local authorities (I don't think the police even get a look in?) to pay PFI interest off for a few more years, for partly finished hospitals and schools is one answer in the real world of New Labour!

It's been suggested that as Osama B still hasn't been apprehended, they send out one of the ex spice girls to cheer him up, then let the papparazzi off of their leads (Problem sorted pronto)

Just think LA is getting pretty bored with no Celeb trials at present (there's even talk on the streets of broadcasting real news there, God forbid). Wouldn't it be nice for the Saddam trial to be moved over there! now that'd be a fair trial and a half! plus he could turn up to court in his pyjamas if he so desired, exercising his human rights in public to the full, innit.

I was impressed that New Orleans will bravely still have a Mardi Gras Celebration, though I hear they won't be serving the famous 'Hurricaine' cocktails in the bars for fear of being insensitive this year, so soon after Katrina anall. They've replaced it with another one called the 'Fema', it's really very strong actually*************



and hits you about a week later

Nob:

I wonder how long it will be before Britains Divorce Courts (Gay/Single Sex Section) will be getting regular business just like their heterosexual cousins?

Nice to see the new 24 Hour-Rehab centres packing out nicely too, innit

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Originally posted by Rasher:
It might be difficult for some to understand why Jeremy feels hurt, but the fact remains that obviously he does. So why can't we have the respect for each other to just apologise rather than argue about it? It makes the world a better place if we can repect differences of opinion. Argue the point by all means, but let's not upset each other.

Not wishing in any way to be seen to be taking sides here, I'm afraid I think you're talking absolute Bollocks Rasher old son. Firstly if 'people' are 'STUPID' enough to get emotionally involved on a virtual internet forum, they are even sadder than folk no doubt deem me myself to be? I recall Nime's comments about lending books to a 'friend' that ended up being abused and used for something else entirely. My view there would have been, replace them please, or fuck off for good, as I was pretty sure that guy was having a grin, and taking Nime for a ride basically (having had my own 'good nature' also abused unfortunately in the past) with the abusers naturally thinking I was some kind of naive easy touch, then move on to the next one, though I do believe in what goes around does come around, as daft as it sounds.

Nobody should apologise here, as it gets nowhere, unless you are face to face drinking fine wine, and talking hifi, while everybody else around you is having a good time & fun listening to Our Micks joke telling. This is purely a childish power-struggle, egoistically fuelled with no possible winner, and begging to differ, and carrying on, or leave the forum in a virtual tantrum fit, and lose your credibility, as well as your mind

There's always the old Pink Salmon Show don't forget! they put up with virtually anything, those 'Mods' let them get away with moider so they do, reckon they're stoned and sleepin most of the time, except when they're directing traffic & driving mini cabs in their day jobs naturally

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'm afraid I think you're talking absolute Bollocks Rasher old son.

Fair cop guv. It did occur to me at the time that it was probably bollocks, but then I'm not about to change a habit of a lifetime just yet Fritz, me old spar.

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Originally posted by Rasher:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'm afraid I think you're talking absolute Bollocks Rasher old son.

Fair cop guv. It did occur to me at the time that it was probably bollocks, but then I'm not about to change a habit of a lifetime just yet Fritz, me old spar.

No sweat Squire! besides I only spotted it as bollocks as it smacked so much of my own daily waffle, innit


Maybe we should start a new political party that only speaks total Bollocks?

Sorry but I beg to differ (up to a point) winding people up is one thing (as you well know Mr Fritz) but deliberately setting out to offend/upset someone is another. Whether it's an internet forum or not, people still have feelings....

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Originally posted by andy c:
Interesting how y'all are talking about political correctness, and yet no-one has mentioned equal opportunities yet?

All fine and good Our Andy, but should we give them to the people who don't bother to vote?

The New Talking Total Bollocks Party


I don't think it'd ever catch on personally

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Originally posted by Fisbey:
Sorry but I beg to differ (up to a point) winding people up is one thing (as you well know Mr Fritz) but deliberately setting out to offend/upset someone is another. Whether it's an internet forum or not, people still have feelings....

Fizzer Old Chap, you destroy any semblence of argument in my book by starting off with 'Sorry'

Just to repeat, I have no agenda political or religious, I do not look to acquire egoistic smartie points by one-upmanship, and every situation is different, and subsequently dealt with by each of us (with varying capability & experience) in the way we deem fit in our respective environments, I concur John :


P.S. I try to use humour/without sarcasm aimed at a 'point'; and winding-up as you put it, is an art which I personally only get any satisfaction out of, if the other recipient, gives back the same, and in the same spirit.

The Tarquers & Jerry Show is tiresomely wasting time by going over the same old ground in ever increasing circles, and is basically boring & childish, which any local Court would chuck out, giving them both as clip around the ear for wasting Public time & money, but you know me, I ain't sayin nuffin

PPS: Besides Fizzer Old Chap, Our Mick & I didn't get where we are today by having 'feelings' innit:

Having just returned from a rather windy shopping trip (it's blowing a force 7 out there,'What About equal-opportunities for sparrows then' I ask myself?)(Blustery day, Pooh). I thought I'd mention an amusing situ that happenned literally ten minutes afore. Got mesen two fresh Bagguettes (non chairleg variety) then went next door to my local wine shop which I only go into to have a wee chat with the lovely ladies who work there! (honnist John). Whils't choosing a nice bottle of French plonk for dinner, I noticed a case of blue looking bottles near the door, to which I jokingly commented upon (you know me) "They look like the old Austrian Wine of old, you know the stuff with Anti-Freeze in it, innit?"
to which one replied "It is Anti-Freeze actually", I mean I was truly shocked & Stunned; (A Glaswegian dream, they don't fuck about these Germans do they!" Fritz for once was speechless

PS:

On the dog earlier I was informed by my friend who's just replaced her beloved fox-terrier (lost last week in the OT) Luna, with a new little fresh jobby, who's she's brilliantly named, er, Luna? and it didn't go down too well when I asked her if she could remember a name with more than 4 letters in it or not (She's blonde afterall) and works in the Boat Chandlery business in Spain (mainly on the plane) so I hope she's got a good anchor handy too, in case the little Luna 2 gets totally blown away, innit (enough PC for today methinks) :

A bloke got his collar felt daan der maarket earlier for selling 42" Plasma's for £99.99. A Poilce spokesman said, punters/Mugs were driving away sharpish with big flat boxes after paying, only to find it full of toy wooden bricks, and 42" long bottles of clear liquid, nicked from a local hospitals old stock section (no, not the morgue either):

Pity Berlin Public Transport is so unreliable and expensive, otherwise I'd probably get out far more often, innit John

I noticed with interest that nobody deemed the recent shooting of a plane passanger by a Sky Marshall in the US as topically discussable on here? Personally if I were in London, or indeed here in Berlin, and some raving looney continued to profess having a bomb about his/her person after numerous warnings (1 will do, if any at all at all?) I'd be most relieved that a trained officer nearby, had the nouse to shoot without hesitation. If the officer did not act as trained, he or she should be immediately suspended, pending investigation (whatever the outcome) The fact that the shot person is, or not a Sick Looney is neither here nor there in such 'extreme' situations, and untimately 'Often' the State itself is at fault, for letting them out before they are indeed ready to be let out (if ever):


P.S. The Stockwell incident was a different kettle of fish entirely, and in my view can be in no way compared to this kind of event, that was in my opinion simply a mega-logistical-communication-unprofessional Fuck up, and when the Man's family is paid off in Brazil, everybody will just want to forget about it, innit


Bloody Sunday inquiry's hitting the £400 Million mark then what a scam eh?

Here's a tip for Our Mick, Start yer boys off in a 'Repairing Britain's Pensions System' ruse, it'll be the ultimate job for life, wunnit


Will TB have a full arsehole transplant?

Probably reject him anyway!


P.S. My 6 month old pair of Philips cordless dogs are brilliant

WHAT'S A PARANOID WHINGER THEN?

Well I'm orf down the auld boozer for some of that disgusting chemical-ridden draught German piddle, (The things I do for Queen & Country sometimes, I ask you) innit.

Goodnight

P.S. Don't forget to get your Kate Moss Christmas snow shaker for the inlaws present on the Annual Boxing Day family punch up

Encyclopædic memory as well Phritz?
Over-qualified!

Next?

Somtimes I really love this old setup; i really do chaps, I'm about to comoit sumffink prettay ilegall rifght now, in fact **************

Please help me

I am a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and my only salvation is 5 pence per letter that I will receive everytime this email is forwarded.

Please send this to everyone in your address book, it will help me no end.

Thank you

Bob Geldof.

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Originally posted by Nime:
Encyclopædic memory as well Phritz?
Over-qualified!

Next?

To recieve hard earned dole wonga you mean John?

I don't believe I'm hearing this!


Apparently SAD is affecting the whole world these days, not just the over-indulgent over-fed Scandinavians, drink more light ale Sven, innit


Leave it aaat !

After just eagerly reading my penis enlargement and viagra e-mails, it occurred to me that all the sweet drinking water on this planet of ours amounts to a wholesome 0.03%, or is this just game theory?


Shearer's mob are gonna be tough for the boys today

"And when exactly Mr Fritz; did you realise that all of your friends had deserted you, and that women wouldn't even turn your way anymore?"

"Well your Warship, I think it was basically when I ran out of money!"

"Mind you it didn't help much when it came to light that I occassionally posted stuff on the infamous Naim-Audio Padded Cell Internet forum"



CAsE DISmissed All riSe

I suppose when one considers that it's the longest thing one ever does, life can't really be short can it?

I shall be raising my glass in a few moments to Our Mick's Democratically elected matey from number 10, who's just Oh so kindly given us poor unemployed Chaps over here in Old €urope an extra £Billion sovs a year, innit.

Just think in four years time take or take a lot of interest, that'll be nearly as much as the big hole in the badly managed & plundered, er, Post Office Pension scheme

Schemin dogs indeed:


Cheers: BBbrrrp

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Apparently SAD is affecting the whole world these days, not just the over-indulgent over-fed Scandinavians, drink more light ale Sven, innit

It's not me you daft git. My wife suffers from winter depression every year. She hates drugs of any sort (including aspirin) and is a featherweight thanks to an active lifestyle. Can't interest her in booze either. It would be cheaper than fancy light boxes in the short term and might be a damn sight more fun.

I think it's important to realise that we control 70% of internet e-mails through hotmail alone, and that you patriots out there will understand this need for added vigillance to ensure your safety & freedom, even though it is illegal, it may well have been able to stop the tsunami hitting New Orleans and my friends 3 houses where we used to go drink wild turkey together, but we'll be back, we'll be back, cos true patriots never give up, innit.

GWB


I didn't know that a git is a pregnant camel?


Nime, me old shooter, maybe the Missus should take a nice winter holiday with Mrs Mick and some other mates to Egypt or somewhere, leaving the Chaps to fend for themselves!

Who'd be capable of changing the coffee filters though?

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disgusting chemical-ridden draught German piddle

What brand is that?

Jim

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Originally posted by Jim Lawson:

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disgusting chemical-ridden draught German piddle

What brand is that?

Jim

I was trying to be ironic old Son, though I have seen some very reasonably priced bronze scrap put up on ebay earlier, and apparently there's much moore coming later too John from where that came from if yer at all at all interested like?


Cheers, Fritz drinking anything chemical