Should Jerry & Tarquin get Pissed Together before their Wedding?

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Originally posted by Nime:
Are you confusing us with anybody giving a damn?

They've even been given their very own thread to play with each other on Nime me old whiskers on toast muncher, probably too grown up for their own goods though, innit!

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Originally posted by JonR:

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Originally posted by Nime:
Are you confusing us with anybody giving a damn?

That's an odd question, Nime, I have to say.

Why have we had an 8-page thread entitled Political Correctness if nobody gives a damn?

I think he's probably referring to this old long running Nordic Saga Johnboy, between a racist black geezer on a moped, and a bent copper wearing a village people outfit! Well that's how I've understood it to date anyhow, and you know me, I ain't sayin a dickybird, everyone to their own tastes, that's my Motto:

St George is England's best-loved Saint, although he was originally born in Northern Ireland. In those times George was a humble sportsmith who roamed the country kicking a ball around, to the great pleasure of the simple folk of Old Trafford. Then one fatal day he encountered a large flagon. "You will never defeat me," quoth the flagon. "You're right there," said the brave Saint George, "but I'll die trying." He then swallowed the flagon in a single draught. But no sooner had he done so than another flagon apppeared, even larger than the first. "Are you looking at me?" said the flagon. But George showed no fear as he despatched the second flagon. But alas, alack, yet another appeared. And another. And another. And another. The poor Saint fell to his knees, humbly bewailing his fate. "Oh mighty flagon, I can beat various blonden damsels, but verily I cannot beat you". And so it was that the great knight met his end and George was soon sanctified by his faithful followers and was taken up into the Sky Sports Round-Up.

P.E. (Handheld Issue 1147)

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Originally posted by long-time-dead:
Gary

It's a stunning phone. If you get the chance to actually try one - please do.

Maybe it's a taser gun as well, be brilliant as a backup down the old cattle shed, wunnit Jim

N.B. I see that millions of horrible little parasites have been discovered hiding in North Wales then!!!

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Originally posted by Stephen Tate:
What gets my goat is all these religous wars over something nobody has ever seen and never will. ThIS WORLD HAS GONE NUTS!
Brain washing is a very dangerous demon.

regards

One always could justify Murder at the highest level in just about every religion in the names of righteousness & God, and seemingly one still can, innit



I hope this is Politically Incorrect enough for the World, as I feel that 'God' is never actually on anybody's side, it just wouldn't be cricket now, would it Luke?

I think I'll watch the King Kong trailers, and read the rest on here, save me going to the picture hoose, wunnit


Couldn't beleive that ending in the DaVinci Code, but you know me! Mick's the word

I suppose that as every little PC, mobile phone, gps, etc, etc, worldwide, is indirectly linked via satelite to the worlds most accurate atomic clocks of today, as these timepieces ultimately improve in efficiency, so will our 'choice' to be able to use our valuable time in a more effective way, well more or less anyway! innit


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Think of the benefits, even longer on death row for instance:

P.S. Excellent play of the week on WS last night, check it out online, all about a chap who was told by GOD to give little girls chocolate, and then bump them orf, though I shouldn't really say too much at this stage I feel:

Now that Greenland's in €urope I bet Our Nime pops over for a swift shopping spree to buy his wholesale copies of Smilla, and BOOZE, etc

A friend of mine just returned from a Day trip to Nottingham last night, 'thank fuck that's over' he gaspingly said, after gulping his first real beer down for 24 hours, 'not even worth the paper it's written on', and we quickly changed the subject, and talked about clothes brushes instead, and their real significance in today's modern world, especially now that Eng-land's in Europe anall

Is it healthily-wise for Forum Administrators to break their Hibernation cycle one wonders?


I wonder what books do at night when the library's dark & closed?

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Originally posted by Marc Newman:

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Originally posted by Marc Newman:

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Originally posted by Yo-yo Master:
I just loved it when the giant fanged worm thingy started to devour the guy's head.

Steve

Our oldest daughter informed me that the guy who was the cook(Chap getting eaten by worm thingy)was the gent who played Golum in the Lord of the rings saga.In addition,during the making of the film,the same was the actor who doubled as king Kong for all the C.G.I. work.

Phew! That's a relief then! I'm looking forward to seeing it. I didn't know that the US CIC has never actually visited the Country he's bombed to fuck on faulty intel?