Charles Kennedy Soon To Resign!

Career on the rocks - just like his favourite tipple

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Originally posted by Hammerhead:
Career on the rocks - just like his favourite tipple

'Charlie's on the road again, wearin different clothes again ***'

O'course 6 years as leader is no time at all, at all, in politics these days, issit *

Romance will no doubt soon be offering a warm welcome for all to join the Tories! though they've only had 4 new leaders in recent times, innit*

So what with a future Cameron/Campbell coalition on the horizon, I wonder how long it'll take 'Sun Readers' to figure out that they're actually supporting the Tories once again with those daily pennies; just like the bad old days in the reign of Maggie the Horribillis?

Hilary C's getting pretty cosy with the dirty Digger strangely enough too (The things I do for you Nime, me old China, innit)*


So, it looks like when Our Tone finally buggers orf under his murky cloud; Gordon will be left with the driftwood, and sulkily leave too, the others will seriously spill the beans about PFI etc at last, and Our Jack will be facing a very
strong & credible Tory/LibDem opposition, which if wins, will put everybody right back at square one again, innit*


Lucky England's in Europe at last, but you know me **** Voter Apathy Rules UK*

A case of winning by faint praise?

Compulsory voting?

Porshunal presentashun? (for our Sun readers)

The following question must be answered to qualify for Brutish voting rites at the next general (minority) election:

Q:How do you tell a tory from any other Fu..w.t?
(Enter a party of your choice. Only one allowed)

(For those challenged by too much English) :
A: Look at the bandits members property portfiolio.

Tony L
Administrator Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,091

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Charles Kennedy was very popular among voters because he comes across as a genuinely decent person and I believe that many more would have supported his party had they believed that their vote would have registered under our daft electoral system.



I agree with that – Kennedy always struck me as being a genuine and honest bloke, he is the only one of the three major leaders I’d have lent a fiver too and expected to get it back. The trouble with Kennedy is that he is not an especially articulate, sharp or dynamic speaker, and sadly this factor seems more important than any other in 21st century politics. Blair getting re-elected just proves that personal integrity or credibility is simply not an issue any more.

Tony :Quote:


Strangely enough! I actually agree with the leader of the Pink Salmon Show Party, though personally would like to see far more female leg in the offing, innit *

Regards,


Fritz *

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Originally posted by Nime:
A case of winning by faint praise?

Compulsory voting?

Porshunal presentashun? (for our Sun readers)

The following question must be answered to qualify for Brutish voting rites at the next general (minority) election:

Q:How do you tell a tory from any other Fu..w.t?
(Enter a party of your choice. Only one allowed)

(For those challenged by too much English) :
A: Look at the bandits members property portfiolio.

I think I nearly see where you're coming from me old Oggie, but I hasten to add, that to compare the likes of Angie with Britpop-SpinDoctors, is a very big mistake indeed, as unlike all of them, she has substance, and one shouldn't forget this, innit*

Many Euro lands seem to be just rolling along purely on EGO of late, and we all know how that pays the rent, when the chips are down, innit! *

No Russian Gas/Bloody Freezin, and Cold War's supposed to be over, and Britain's eaten all of its fish, through daft greedy policies, so now we want your'n as well*

Get back on yer Smack Jack*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

I think I nearly see where you're coming from me old Oggie

I don't know whether to be flattered or wot?

Diolch yn fawr yawn?

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Originally posted by Nime:

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

I think I nearly see where you're coming from me old Oggie

I don't know whether to be flattered or wot?

Diolch yn fawr yawn?

I've just this very moment been on the old blower to your old Buddy Tom DeLay (Rep. Leader of the house of Representatives) and asked him in no uncertain terms to step down as well!!!

He understood my concerns, and has just resigned playing the white man, as he knew he should & must*

Through teary eyes & voice, he asked me to pass on the message; that Denmark had always been very close to his heart, and did you think that he'll still get a good return on his Mink farm shares, now that he'll have to concentrate his whole portfolio (for the Grandkids sake, naturally) in Halliburton, etc ?*

Fritz*

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Originally posted by NaimDropper:
Saturday Night Live did the best parody of that recently. VERY funny, even though it was a SNL skit.
David

Wouldn't wanna go an take it seriously now; would we Old Buddy, think of the neighbours! *

Regards,

Hoss/Eric Fritz*

Apparently Roger Moore's old Mansion was called Saint James's Palace! *

I've always preferred Blur myself though*

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Originally posted by Roy T:

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"No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

Eric Cartman

Excellent! Seemingly somebody with experience, and who really knows what they're talking about in this place for once, at long long last, innit*

Well Impressed,


Fritz*

I met a person tonight who was so openly anti-semetic you just wouldn't believe, and was loudly proud of the fact (aged 45 ish & German).

It was quite amazeing, if not frightening, and as educated as he was, I personally couldn't leave the stage quick enough, innit *

Kinda reminded me of my own youth in East London
as a kid, when I knew no better, and 'followed' very similar attactive notions.

Goodnight,


Fritz*

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Originally posted by David McN:
Does anyone used a humidifier and can it help with the problem of a very dry atmosphere in the house? There seem to be conflicting reports; are they effective? Any advice would be welcome.
Thanks David
(If anyone is still there and not put off from using the forum by the bilious green.)

I've often used them in very hot office environments here, in high summer, you have to keep them well topped up though, and it doesn't help much if people smoke either, innit *

Regards

Fritz


Apparently Our Mick & Major Maynard-Partley are still on their marathon Brasso session!*

I bet that Celtic game's a cracker and a half too; by golly Gosh!!! *

Our Mick's posting under a new name on the old Pink Salmon Show I hear, here as well no doubt, with such personal faith and all?*

Pretty nasty sounding crash in North Wales just announced, invovling a group of cyclists, and a motor (Who I bet was speeding), but you know me, not one to speculate, innit *

On the Old Blower to Our Mick!*

Clyde did well, innit!***

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Originally posted by RoyleBlue:
...we need a new mattress, my wife has back problems (and no she doesn't keep leaving and coming back!!) and am looking for advice - Tempura has been suggested but seems a bit expensive, but if it is worth it then I will pay.

Forget mattresses altogether, and get yourselves a decent futon. I've been sleeping on the deck 'so to speak' for nearly 20 years now, and have no back problems anymore at all, at all, in fact after one night on a mattress somewhere else, I usually spend the second on the floor. (one soon gets used to it) and falling out of bed is very safe as well John:

Regards

Fritz


I trust there's enough scope in there for a few puns too innit? *

Good Luck t'yer Old Grandad tomorrow Mr Hutchins!

Regards,


Fritz


Didn't The Orient do well!*

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Originally posted by Steve G:
I enjoyed radio coverage of the Clyde v Celtic game today. Nice to see Graham Roberts still likes to stick it to the unwashed and Roy Keane having a particularily memorable debut...

The second goal was an absolute blinder by the way! I've just been on the blower to a Glaswegian pal, who's at this very moment, in the betting shop (surprise surpise), and he said Clyde were getting odds of 13-1 for a win, so there'll be a few richer people aboot toneet too, I reckon.* luvvly jubbly*

Cheers,

Fritz

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Originally posted by Nime:
My sister once came home to a living-room full of cats! She then installed the coded collar type and now has only her own cat for company. I'm wary of collars on cats getting caught and the poor sod starving. Or injuring himself trying to escape while hanging from the top of a tree somewhere. The little sod got shut into a barn recently and tried to climb up to the roof to find a way out. He was so grateful to see me. The previous owner never shut the door for years on end and all the local cats used to hold wild parties in there. Or shelter from the storms, cold and snow, often overnight. The females would also drop their kittens in there. It throws their whole routine off when somebody starts shutting doors willy-nilly. I must recommend a cat flap to the new owner. But which one?

Quite right; Nime me old tart chucker, quite right, and I must say I did like that picture you posted! Haven't you got big teeth though John!*

Cheers

Fritz: (2nd Btn, Barbour Green Jacket to the Royal Bonce)*

N.B. Most German cats design and build their own flaps naturally: though some do contract out I hear, & after professional Consultation, to avoid getting into a right old Tizz ana'll !

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Originally posted by graham55:
Chumpy

You don't say whether you'd like to sh*g her, though. After all, if you have all her stuff and aren't afraid of Gav, what's to lose?

Graham

Ah! Look who's back into his favourite territory & subject matter 'once again' no surprises there then! *


I've never met a decent lawyer either, with a normal life! or should I say a normal lawyer, with a decent life?*

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Originally posted by J.N.:

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Especially J.N.- Moron

I'm a moron for not wanting to watch morons?

You asked the question buddy - if you don't like the answers, that's no reason to resort to personal insults.

I now understand why you have an interest in this televised twaddle.

Perhaps you need to change your forum name?

John.

Well said that man:

Although it personally doesn't interest me one iota, and having watched it only once for about 2 minutes, I'd suggest the following line up of inmates might prove more interesting, innit*

John Prescott
Mike Tyson
Donald Rumsfeld
Younger Ariel Sharon
Barbara Bush
The Gallagher Girls
Kate Moss
Freddy Mercury
Mick Parry

Cheers,

Fritz*

P.S.

Pete Townend
Paul Gadd
Jonathon King

all said it wasn't really their thing, and they thought that it was all rather silly actually! No accounting for taste I suppose, innit? *

But do you think Mick is as telegenic as the others, Fritzy?

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Originally posted by JonR:
But do you think Mick is as telegenic as the others, Fritzy?

Make up's great these days, just look at Our Tony *

Oh yeah, had forgotten about that - there's hope for him yet!

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Originally posted by JonR:
Oh yeah, had forgotten about that - there's hope for him yet!

There's always hope JonBoy, even for me too as well, or so I'm reliably infoamed?

I'd like to see see Donald Trump in there too, plus possibly a snippet of Don King as well*
'Martha Stewart' 'A Young Maggie to share with Our Mick' and what about Paddy Ashdown & Tarquers, they could discuss RM Officers and bonding and stuff***

I'd probably end up with Charlie Church, or Katey, knowing my terrible luck*