Charles Kennedy Soon To Resign!

Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 07 January 2006

'OOPS HE ALREADY HAS! innit' *
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Nime
Is Phritz a sleb? Confused
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Is Phritz a sleb? Confused


More of a slob! I'm told*
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
Is Phritz a sleb? Confused


More of a slob! I'm told*


Whadya reckon Phritz? Should we have a "Slobs System Pics 2006" thread? Smile
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

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Nime! me old soldier, I think it's impotent that you do anything you so desire Old fruit *

Cheers,

Fritz *
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Good evening, fans.


That was only 5 minutes! surely John? *

And to think that Our Mick's been away from us all for nearly three months already*
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Nime
That's time dilation for you son.
None of your poncey Newtonian physics with Mick!
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Nime:
That's time dilation for you son.
None of your poncey Newtonian physics with Mick!


As I very likely mentioned afore; I had the great pleasure of reading the excellent (and layman decipherable) 'Hyperspace' by Michio Kaku last year, and I expect some of those strings possibly attached to Our Mick in that way too, innit*

Fritz


N.B. I was surprised to just stumble upon part of the explanation of 'Masturbation' in my old Collins handheld Dic, as 'Self Abuse'
It beats me, that one Squire*?

P.S. Took some pictures of the lovely ice patterns on my windows earlier, though it was too dark; and the flash reflected over everything, I'll have to wait until ammorra then I spose, innit *

Yes Futons are excedingly good for one:
Posted on: 08 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by garyi:
Yes very good.

We have a king size bad boy now. 1400 hundred hand wound, individually pocketed springs or some such, cost a bloody bomb, back when we earned money in Watford.

I dread to think what we will do when we need a new one, because this was money to burn times.

Makes a hell of a difference though.



YAWN²

Drink More, and sleep in the garden*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by niceguy235uk:
quote:
- avoid wasting Naim bandwidth if you want a simple question answered. It's a forum, not AskJeeves.


I take it you have also informed others on this forum asking non Naim related questions

Jesus, i dont get you people.
It was just a simple topic for which i dont care much but i thought it might have some amusing comments and observations, not a topic to start slagging people off.


I really don't think you should bring Jesus into this tiresome little equation Madam! Surely she has nothing whatsover to do with it, at all, at all!*

Regards, though shocked & Stunned,

This might be more appropiate Clive?

Fritz*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Bruce Woodhouse:
In my experience back problems are almost never solved by changing mattress.


I second that Young Bruce, and I don't only refer to my own experience, a case of brokeback maintain-futon possibly? *

Cheers,

Fritz

Lot's of colds going about on a monday moaning aren't there John!*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
It seems to me, by going on the comments on the Old mattress thread, that the original reason for starting it, ie, Our Hon Members Missuss's bad back, (which is no joke) is being lost in a haze of posh & expensive bed chatter. Everybody wants it both ways (obviously a back friendly smart cushty bed in this case), perhaps more priority should be given to comments relating to actual experience of comfortable backache free-nights, greatly improving general quality of life into the bargain, innit. The many combinations of reasons for the actual backache are neither here nor there (except a lousy bed that is, in respect of making it possibly even more worserer?) The point of the whole excercise surely is for 'Missus', to get some qualtiy sleep in the future, which may seem blatently obvious, but I feel still needs to be said anyway, innit*

And yes! I am totally used to being ignored (except when it's my round that is) so as per usual, I'll expect no further comment, though what I decide to say or do is another matter entirely, as always *

Cheers,

Fritz

N.B. My brother slept for years as a teenager with a door under his mattress, to help minimise aches & pains after training sessions, and a bit of swiiming to-boot, though you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink, wouldn't want to get yer backs up now would I?*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by RoyleBlue:
...we need a new mattress, my wife has back problems (and no she doesn't keep leaving and coming back!!) and am looking for advice - Tempura has been suggested but seems a bit expensive, but if it is worth it then I will pay.


No Hod Carrying for her then Chief!*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Lee Brindley:
So many variations being said?

Menzies - looks obvious doesnt it - aka John Menzies, well known newsagent once upon a time.

So what ive heard this weekend. Written as heard...

1. Menzeez - the obvious
2. Mingies - overtones of Ming the....
3. Meenz - beenz meenz...
4. Mean - Scottish origin?

All of these version were from the spoken media, so if they dont know, what chance do we have?

Any comments welcomed.

Lee



Sir! Though his nickname is Ming* (versions)

I don't know if he's a Dynast or not though? *
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
I misread this as mattresses... very Freudian..

How would you define a mistress?

Mike


Excellent for cleaning Range Cookers, when ones wife can't be arsed, or doesn't know how! Fortunately, they are usually only attracted to weak-minded chaps with a few bob on the whole, but can be exceptionally dangerous as well, if one is daft enough to give them too much emotional leeway in the first place, innit*

Love doesn't enter into the equation normally I feel, just silly little bored, unimaginative 'men' who's pricks rule their juvenile 'brains', and look on in utter surprise when their kids don't like them anymore*

I ain't sayin nuffink though*


Nob: Considering the 1 year old , and highly amusing/expensive farce known as the British Freedom of Information Act, it's quite a Coup that 2 Jags's Department got a right old slagging off today via a leaked internal e-mail, wunnit*

Keep em coming*
Posted on: 09 January 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:
Originally posted by RoyleBlue:
She lies on her side most of the time when asleep but does laying on her side with her legs straight and her chest down to her knees count?

ps wifey, if for some reason you ever read this I am only joking!!!!


Sounds like it's yer compression then Son! it's a bloody taxi driver you need, not a Doctor or bed specialist, innit *


Blackburn's in Lancashire innit?*

N.B: Within the last half an hour; I looked with fleeting interest, at the weather forecast for Berlin (actual) on CNN, BBC, & SKY, and all mentioned -2°C. Having just seen the local Berlin News, and looking at the thermometer on my window, which both said the same, ie, er, -11°C, it make's yer wonder what they do for a day job doesn't it, perhaps they are freelance IFA's, making a few bob on the side, innit*

Can't wait for somebody to be brave enough to give me a credible scientific answer*