Which artist is most likely to get you laid?
Posted by: winkyincanada on 09 June 2010
My fiance contends that taking her to a Dave Matthews concert is most likely to lead to "post-concert horizontal dancing". Does anyone else have a view/experience that they are willing to share (nothing too explicit please
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Posted on: 09 June 2010 by bazz
Why, Billy Ray Cyrus and Achy Breaky Heart of course.
Infect yer lady with the Cyrus virus and there's no holding back.
Infect yer lady with the Cyrus virus and there's no holding back.
Posted on: 09 June 2010 by irwan shah
quote:Originally posted by winkyincanada:
My fiance contends that taking her to a Dave Matthews concert is most likely to lead to "post-concert horizontal dancing". Does anyone else have a view/experience that they are willing to share (nothing too explicit please)?
Many of Marvin Gaye's tunes, in particular 'Sexual Healing'!
Too bad he is no longer around for a live concert. The CD works just fine.
There are some who also swear by Barry White.
Posted on: 09 June 2010 by James L
Er, please no one say Miley Cyrus.
Posted on: 09 June 2010 by Bruce Woodhouse
Leonard Cohen. Good job he does not live anywhere nearby or my wife would be long gone!
Bruce
Bruce
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by Howlinhounddog
Something not too long usually suffices 
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by mongo
Miley Cyrus
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by BigH47
None, my presence is normally enough!

Posted on: 10 June 2010 by irwan shah
quote:Originally posted by BigH47:
None, my presence is normally enough!![]()
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Is that why you've got 'Big' in your Naim forum ID?
It is indeed strange that you do not like 'noodling'!
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by Joe Bibb
quote:Originally posted by irwan shah:
Many of Marvin Gaye's tunes, in particular 'Sexual Healing'!
Too bad he is no longer around for a live concert. The CD works just fine.
Marvin is the lurve doctor.
Mind you, I know a forum member who recalls a sordid encounter with a lady of easy virtue to the strains of "Faithhealer" by Alex Harvey.
Joe
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by irwan shah
quote:Originally posted by Joe Bibb:quote:Originally posted by irwan shah:
Many of Marvin Gaye's tunes, in particular 'Sexual Healing'!
Too bad he is no longer around for a live concert. The CD works just fine.
Marvin is the lurve doctor.![]()
Mind you, I know a forum member who recalls a sordid encounter with a lady of easy virtue to the strains of "Faithhealer" by Alex Harvey.![]()
Joe
I also know of a friend who used to play 'Lobo' and 'Jim Reeves' on the stereo to get his way with the woman he was dating at that time. She was a fan of 'Golden Oldies' music and his theory was that she would only get in the mood if a guy played music she was into. He said that it does not matter whether the guy liked the music because men were, 'h*rny b@$t@rds' (to quote him), and were turned on all the time! I do not know how he did it, but personally, such 'Golden Oldies' would not put yours truly in the mood.
Posted on: 10 June 2010 by Hot Rats
Play a John Zorn album, perhaps 'Naked City'. The lady of your intended affection will be horrified and you can make a sacrifical gesture saying 'Well I could always listen to it another time and we could get an early night'
Posted on: 11 June 2010 by Richard S
Has to be Mmmm Baby-The Seduction Selection by Fat Harry White.
Posted on: 11 June 2010 by u6213129461734706
M.J.'s 'Rock With You', Rod Stewart's 'Tonight's the Night'.
Posted on: 11 June 2010 by mikeeschman
Issac Hayes?
Posted on: 11 June 2010 by JRHardee
Find out what she listened to in her hormone-addled youth and play that. 
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by Bruce Woodhouse
quote:Originally posted by JRHardee:
Find out what she listened to in her hormone-addled youth and play that.![]()
Air-raid siren?
(OK, OK, she is not that much older than me)
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by ewemon
I once attempted to do it to Hawkwinds- Silver Machine. Bloody knackered me for a week.
However Joe Bibb is right Marvin- Let's Get It On makes my nether regions tingle and switch into luv mode.
However Joe Bibb is right Marvin- Let's Get It On makes my nether regions tingle and switch into luv mode.
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by Joe Bibb
quote:Originally posted by ewemon:
However Joe Bibb is right Marvin- Let's Get It On makes my nether regions tingle and switch into luv mode.
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by pcstockton
Sade - Lover's Rock.
60% of the time it works every time.
60% of the time it works every time.
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by ewemon
quote:Originally posted by pcstockton:
Sade - Lover's Rock.
60% of the time it works every time.
So I take it that the other 40% is DIY job?
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by Jay
Flight of the Conchords? It's Business Time......
Posted on: 15 June 2010 by irwan shah
quote:Originally posted by ewemon:quote:Originally posted by pcstockton:
Sade - Lover's Rock.
60% of the time it works every time.
So I take it that the other 40% is DIY job?![]()
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Very funny guys!
You've got to hand it to him, PC really knows his stats!
Posted on: 17 June 2010 by Jet Johnson
quote:Originally posted by ewemon:
I once attempted to do it to Hawkwinds- Silver Machine. Bloody knackered me for a week.
However Joe Bibb is right Marvin- Let's Get It On makes my nether regions tingle and switch into luv mode.
Ewemon in lurve action?
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[/IMG]Posted on: 20 June 2010 by nap-ster
You can't go wrong with a bit of "Pull Up To The Bumper".
Posted on: 23 June 2010 by pcstockton
that is one weird looking dude.