Worst Predictions

Posted by: NaimDropper on 28 May 2007

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"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home"
Ken Olsen, Founder, Chairman and President of DEC 1977
"640K ought to be enough for anyone."
Bill Gates.
'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers'
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
'Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit voice over wires and that, were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value.'
Boston Post 1865.
"While the Americans might need such a daft thing, Britain still has plenty of small boys to run around with messages."
John Tilley, Britain's Post Master General in 1876, commenting on Alexander Graham Bell's invention of the telephone which was patented that year.

'The telephone has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us
Western Union internal memo 1876.

"In the mid-70s, someone came to me with an idea for what was basically the PC. The idea was that we would outfit an 8080 processor with a keyboard and a monitor and sell it in the home market. I asked: 'What's it good for?' And the only answer was that a housewife could keep her recipes on it. I personally didn't see anything useful in it, so we never gave it another thought."
Gordon Moore
World semiconductor market revenues will total $295bn in 2001.
Dataquest Forecast in June 2000.
"We see 2001 as another strong growth year, with market growth of 25 to 30 per cent and, for us, we'll grow faster."
Pasquale Pistorio CEO of STMicroelectronics.
'Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput'
Sir Alan Sugar, February 2005.
Posted on: 28 May 2007 by Jim Lawson
"I predict a great win for Ferrari at Monaco!

I reckon Lewis Hamilton will not manage to be as fast on the street circuit over a race distance and will bend the car again."

Deane F.
Posted on: 28 May 2007 by Deane F
Yeah Jim, I must admit that when I saw the thread title I knew that I'd have to enter myself if nobody else did.
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by bhazen
We have a winner: in 2003, the Bush administration telling us all that our military in Iraq would be "greeted as liberators...with flowers in the street", etc.

Hmm...well I guess that's true, if by "liberators" you mean occupiers, and by "flowers" you mean car bombs.
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Bruce Woodhouse
I believe that John Lennon had a school report which said something like 'Unless this lad stops fiddling around with his guitar he will make nothing of his life'

If it is apocryphal I apologise!
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Chris Kelly
Every pundit I heard, read or saw predicting that West Brom's "class" would be too much for Derby County!
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Malky
New labour, May 1997.
"Things can only get better".
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by Deane F:
I'd have to enter myself if nobody else did.


Now that would be some feat!
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Chris Kelly
Big boys, these Kiwis! And flexible with it! Big Grin
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Rasher
White Star Line Vice President P.A.S. Franklin announced:
"We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe the boat is unsinkable."
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Roy T
quote:
"We're alright! We're alright!"

Sheffield, April 1st 1992.
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by JWM
All those people who predicted an easy win for Leicester over Wasps in the Heineken Cup Final at Twickers on 20th May, thereby completing the Rugby Union Treble. Roll Eyes
Posted on: 29 May 2007 by Jim Lawson
"It is 12,500 years since the last ice age ended, which means the next one is long overdue. When the ice comes, most of Northern America Britain, and Northern Europe will disappear under the glaciers."

Fred Hoyle, 1981

Jim
Posted on: 30 May 2007 by BigH47
quote:
"It is 12,500 years since the last ice age ended, which means the next one is long overdue. When the ice comes, most of Northern America Britain, and Northern Europe will disappear under the glaciers."

Fred Hoyle, 1981


Judging by the last few days he might be right yet.
Posted on: 30 May 2007 by domfjbrown
quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:
White Star Line Vice President P.A.S. Franklin announced:
"We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe the boat is unsinkable."


Actually, you'll find it was Harland and Wollf, and they stated "The Titanic is PRACTICALLY unsinkable".

Of course, the great worldwide press decided to omit the "practically"... Ramming a ship into an iceberg within a known ice field in the dead of night isn't particularly conducive to staying afloat Winker

How about the biggest whopper of the lot: "Pure perfect sound - forever" - Philips, on the CD.
Posted on: 31 May 2007 by Rasher
BTW - Good to see you around again Domf.
Posted on: 31 May 2007 by TomK
1998 World Cup, England v Romania, Kevin Keegan "There's only one team gonna win this now, and that's England.". One minute later Romania ran upfield and scored the winning goal.
Posted on: 31 May 2007 by JamieWednesday
quote:
All those people who predicted an easy win for Leicester over Wasps in the Heineken Cup Final at Twickers on 20th May, thereby completing the Rugby Union Treble


Bollox, you got it in before I could. And I would have made it so much more cutting too...
Posted on: 03 June 2007 by rupert bear
quote:
Originally posted by Malky:
New labour, May 1997.
"Things can only get better".


Margaret Thatcher, May 1979: 'Where there is discord, may we bring harmony'....
Posted on: 05 June 2007 by Jono 13
1987, Micheal Fish, no hurricane, mistaken woman, whoops, no apology.

Jono