True Truths 5½
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 15 October 2005
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Dear Deane,
The longer the words, the less I understand. You would not want ot leave a simple old (and slightly beer) sodden old man behind would you!
Fredrik
The longer the words, the less I understand. You would not want ot leave a simple old (and slightly beer) sodden old man behind would you!
Fredrik
Fredrik
Jeez man - this is the modern age!
Just cut and paste any word you're unfamiliar with anywhere into Google, type "definition" after it, and search. The first few hits will be a dictionary.com entry or whatever.
Deane
Jeez man - this is the modern age!
Just cut and paste any word you're unfamiliar with anywhere into Google, type "definition" after it, and search. The first few hits will be a dictionary.com entry or whatever.
Deane
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only �20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman. "F*ck me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un f*cking-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all
see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the womans husband Nime comes home. "In f*cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the
same old clients ..... How ya doin', Our Nime?"
Innit
woman. "F*ck me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un f*cking-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all
see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the womans husband Nime comes home. "In f*cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the
same old clients ..... How ya doin', Our Nime?"
Innit
quote:Originally posted by Peter C:
Schumacher is the best driver of recent years.
This year was also the first year in 4 he didn't have the best car also and it showed.
Mclaren and Renault have the better packages and Ferrari have some catching up to do.
Schumacher's dominant years made F1 a bit boring and less interesting. This year was a lot more interesting because Ferrari and Schumacher were no longer the dominant force.
I think that it's important to realise that Our Mick would have said exactly the same thing, and almost to a word in fact, innit !!!
i Is gonna tell Our Adam that you did sweared at me in Denmarkish 
quote:Goodnight
Goodnight
Wow! and your friend is still playing at that age, that's amazing Fredders, though I do hope she can still pay her rent with her ego alone? (only joking John). Nice early picture of Our Adam disguised as the great chocolate biscuit above too innit, easily p'pick-uppable, and wotta r'rapper, innit.
Talking of split personalities, Stevie Boy Hawking was here yesterday to address Berlins Free Uniwersity, and by all accounts went down wery vell indeed, dinnitt
P.S. Fredders ! I know a good lawyer if yer needing to sue that hairdresser of yours Son?
Talking of split personalities, Stevie Boy Hawking was here yesterday to address Berlins Free Uniwersity, and by all accounts went down wery vell indeed, dinnitt
P.S. Fredders ! I know a good lawyer if yer needing to sue that hairdresser of yours Son?
I wonder if Our Steve will take a moral stance when/if he gets caught by the Chief Constable smoking a spliff (only a tiny smidgeon of actual baccy in it, innit) during a future break, in his own vehicle, without a passenger in sight?
An Irish taxi driver has recently been fined �550 for smoking a roll-up in his own motor during a break, as it constitutes his place of work
I notice the cycling/excercise thread is early this year, must nearly be Christmas already then, innit
An Irish taxi driver has recently been fined �550 for smoking a roll-up in his own motor during a break, as it constitutes his place of work
I notice the cycling/excercise thread is early this year, must nearly be Christmas already then, innit
Oh Great Phat Rude One
The only exercise you seem to get will likely lead to RSI before very long. Or rather short in your case.
The only exercise you seem to get will likely lead to RSI before very long. Or rather short in your case.
I can't say too much at this stage me old fruit 