True Truths 5½

Tis as good as a rest Clive

It's about time somebody in authority and the know; started a serious 'Universal proper bumpers for all motors' thread, I reckon! though you know me, I ain't sayin nuffink on the matter

Sound Professional Financial Advice Needed Anybody ?

Who can recall any WWII Allied leaders referring to Hiltler as Adolf? No! neither can I, and neither can I recall anybody mentioning, Joseph, Pol, Idi, Slobbers, Robert, etc, etc, innit. Ah ! But then there was Saddam; cuddilly so-called on a daily basis by both Blair, Bush, the 'media', and Tom Cobbly and all, or do I err?

So when the new independent Iraqi judicial system sentences him to the gallows, & where Tariq, etc, get sent to the exile beaches of their choice for being such a good blokes and speaking English more betterer than Sadders or Slobbers (though keeping their mouths shut in future naturally) (Yes, thank you Our Mick, there's money on that one too John) will messers, Blair & Bushy compassionately exclaim their dismay, in that by executing Sadders,'we' are ourselves in fact just as barbaric as he?


Will Slobbers be exiled to Scotland?

If yer innocent ! yer've got, er, nuffink ter worry abaat John, innit :

quote:

Originally posted by Occean:
I am visiting Seattle from 30/5 to 5/11 and am after any suggestions people might have about any particular places to visit – places or bars.

I have no real agenda at the moment except to visit some family in Seattle and Paulsbo.

You could build your very own coffee empire in that amount of time John, cash in on millions, and be retired in Acky Pulky, just afore Christmas

A'Nickety Nackety Noo the Noo, A'Nickety Nackety Noo, innit !

This Forum gets more interesting by the day, dunnit :

P.S. Pike is a very expensive speciality here in Berlin, though unlike plaice is a fresh water fishy, innit.

3 Cheers for the New BündesPresident:

Who will lead the Tories to the next fisaco? Rivetting stuff, I don't think !!!

can you say these words

WHALE


OIL


BEEF


HOOKED



AND NOT SOUND LIKE AN IRISH NAVVY!!!


Goodnight

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

P.S. Fredders ! I know a good lawyer if yer needing to sue that hairdresser of yours Son?

Yes it is a bit of a thing really, but I don't blame the barber. There never was much of it, and even that is going, not so slowly, but certainly surely! Fortunately I just don't care!

Fred

"HT-Naimee, reading your words makes me understand that I have a great luck! I can listen to all kinds of music as loud as I wish, and I listen L O U D - very L O U D !!!

Arye"

Having cheekily just half-hitched this post from the Old Pink Salmon Show, as I thought it relevant to post here to IMHO explain to certain folk just why Our Arye actually never listens to any other soul than himself, ie, his music is always too loud, innit. Knowing the funny chap that you are Our Arye (who indeed may well be on this forum under another name?) I'm sure you'll see the humorous side of my reasoning! After taking my private training coach & dietician's advice last night, I went out and got horribly drunk on wheat beer & fresh lime, in reasonable company, though the amount of garlic in the olives would have taken an elephant out at 500 yards I reckon, and the wonderful Turkish sausage, well that's another story. One of Our Arye's mates (an Israeli Jew) decided to try an educate the crowd with his politics last night,and was very lucky not to get himself seriously injured, he even started on the cops when they turned up to arrest and take him away (an educated, intelligent 35 year old man with an absolute attitude going nowhere fast, I'm lost for words to understand just where these folk are coming from sometimes, really) and I though I was an arrogant dipstick?

Hangover breakfast methinks (Fritz Special) and Prime Ministers Questions, what more could a Poor Boy Do? innit


I trust that anybody lucky enough to read this is having a lovely day at their place of work, paying all those lovely taxes to Our Mick's chaps


N.B. Maybe I'll get my old Dutch bike from the cellar later, I'm feeling sporty all of a sudden:

What do Jamaican's have for breakfast?



Beer Can

Me mate Dave's bird Tracy tried to take a poor lickle lost dog home once, the bastard bit her arm off, it was a pitbull wunnit, though she did do it in her own time I give her that, and wasn't wasting hours at the firms expense so to spoke, then turning up with the hero story


I ain't sayin nuffink, you know me!

Goodnight


P.S. Fredders old Chip, my barnet is about the same as your'n too mate:

I'm living on Tulsa time at present:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'm living on Tulsa time at present:

?? 24 hours from?

Lose a day, lose a friend.