What do you want to be when you grow up?

This week I think I would be a Media Mogul . I don't know exactly what one does but it sounds damned powerful and important to me. It could possibly involve smoking big cigars and shouting at minnions. Alternatively I wouldn't mind being a........................

Dolly Grip

or maybe a ...........................

Phlebotomist

which might be a bit dull so possibly a

Gigolo

though there don't seem many cards for that in the Byker Jobcentre Plus.

or a

Strategic stock distributor or shelf stacker.

An escort - certainly pays better than the day job.

I'd take you out for a spin

Outrageously happy!

I'd probably end up in the back of one....

I hope I never entirely grow up!

That would be too sensible.

No matter, my lack of talent, I would love to write a hand full of pieces of the quality Bach always managed. That would be something!

George

quote:

Hey don't let the fact that you have no talent or ability

sometimes I wonder how you know me so well ...

when I grow up I want to be a lighthouse keeper

My Father Was A Lighthouse Keeper

ATB Rotf

Hey don't let the fact that you have no talent or ability ...

I even dared to apply for a job stacking shelves in the Co-op, but they said that I was not suitable! I can walk, talk, and even lift heavy things, so there must be something terribly wrong with my looks or talent! I was not required to speed type!!!

George

PS: The Co-op is still my favourite shop. Like a working class Waitrose really, and the quality is just as good, but it is expensive for some lines, while it has the best dairy products, meat, veg, and coffee in any supermarket, and these are not costly there!

Sixteen again.

Willy.

Younger and wiser

Dr. Dolittle.

Joe Strummer

Seriously?

Joe Strummer

Realistically?

An engineer.

Great question; thanks for asking,
Jim

Jim

Presume you mean in his Clash days and not currently.

Should I stay or should I go?

Diccus

quote:

An engineer.

I'm educated in three different professions, an engineer, a taxi driver and a computer programmer.

As I actually never worked as an engineer, that's what I would like to do. Think, spending ones day at a nice, big drawing table, some occasional calculations on a slide rule, sucking on a pipe, comfortable slippers on ones feet!

JohanR (no, I didn't mean train engineer)

Lumberjack.



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Stinking,filthy RICH.

Clown.


Some tells me that I am one....

quote:

Originally posted by pjl:
Stinking,filthy RICH.

Yeah , i'll apply for that post too

Great question!!

I'd say an actor.

In fact, before that I'd rather be a Nobel Prize winner having been able to simulate human consciousness through silicone, and thus able to help brain damaged patients or any patient with neurological disorders.

Or even better, being a Nobel Prize winner who can replicate someones full brain workings, so they can potentially have immortality but on a memory stick.

What a world that would be!!!

Jon

A supersmash bros brawl world champion.

driver for the Oscar Meyer wienermobile - it always makes me smile when it goes by

For those of us in England and elsewhere who haven't a clue about Jeff's career aspirations, here they are



Maybe that would be fun to drive

Only the most highly skilled can fly drive it Diccus.

quote:

Originally posted by 555:


Only the most highly skilled

Leaves me out I guess, then. I'm no hot dog.

So you have never heard, on a good hifi system, the jingle:
"my bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r, my bologna has a last name, it's m-a-y-e-r"

The imaging and soundstage are not to be missed,