Driving Slowly On The M4 In Wiltshire:

'Raining Stones' Ken Loach 1993, check it out if you've never seen it, it's excellent. Up early in the moaning, have to see the Doc to have my head seen to

Well done the Willa, innit


Goodnight:

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

Up early in the moaning, have to see the Doc to have my head seen to

Cheaper than a vet too!

I think it's important to realise that to be actually seen to be driving slowly on the M4 in Wiltshire would have far more impact when the Government has actually got its fat arse sitting back once again on those soft green leather benches after its near three months summer holiday at your expense, innit

I think it's very important to be seen cashing in on the Ashes win glory, and besides Mr Mandela and I are very close friends, innit


Your Tone. P.M.

I must make it absolutely clear that anybody found to be of foreign persuation who indulges tommorow onwards in (potential terrorist activities affecting National, Insurance, (sorry Social Security) and fuel prices, will be immediately deported to wherever's cheapest to send them, and never allowed back

T.B.

N.B. I must say I did enjoy that pun about the two plane loads of looting assistants leaving John Lennon International, bound (over) for New Orleans, very witty, wunnit

Time

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. After a little search, she finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He looked so pensive and just staring at the wall.
She watches him wiping a tear-bead from his eye while sipping his coffee. "What's the matter, honey?" she asks as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks.
"Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us both when we are in the back seat of my car!!!???" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".


I hear Our Micks got himself a skunk haircut !

N.B. My new ipod brews fresh coffee, and grinds the beans first, it's made in Italy, innit

Just think the largest gathering of World leaders in 'Human' history will take place very shortly ! and I wonder how many will decide to stay at home, in case (as with Cecilia) when they come back to bed someone's taken their place, innit ?

I could reccommend a few

"And there's panic on the streets of Birmingham"

Make Way! Make Way! I have fuel-priority Status, I'm a Consultant (non medical)

You Sing It Darlin, & I'll Play it "If yer Happy an Yer Knows it Clap Yer Hands, if yers happy and yer ****


Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

Nice to see 'yet another' petty little on-air dispute emerging from the petrol madness thread, I don't actually think the subject matter is relevant at all for many folk, it's just the argument they're after, innit


No 5 minutes or full half hour puns please


Check out the latest Clever Driving Move, it's called the 'Clarkson Pieface'

As is well known throughout the known universe (and Swindon in Wiltshire too) England is the most important and influential Country in the World. Chancellor Gordon Brown having braved such a fiasco before in better times (2001) now blames the world oil crisis for his Empire's present orderly pump queues throughout his bubbling Feefdome. Strangely enough only Ingerland has this problem, so he must be right then ?

"I am much more important than you ! you ignorant uneducated moronic Chav bastard, and besides my husband is an international fuel-consultant", said a lady who can't be named at this time, "so I order you to let me to the front of the queue NOW, or I'll have you arrested, you horrid little man"


SECONDS OOT ::: ROOND 1


The Blame Game² Commences as the wider smaller world looks amusingly on in Awe & Wonder, and HM Gutter press wring their fingers in glee at the super sales they'll have in the next few days, or is it all just a dream, as we wake up after the ashes, and Our Tone will really save us in the end ? innit

I see Inflation's going up !

Must be that wonderful 'economy' all you wealthy multi-house owners keep on harping about, or is Britain really in more debt than it's been in it's entire history afterall, and Our Gordon & Tone've been telling porkies !!! PFI What's that then Jack ?

long-time-dead
Senior Member
Posted Tue 13 September 2005 18:59
Police in New Orleans found four bodies holding hands and floating in the water.

Later identified as The Drifters.
Posts: 1664 | Location: Glasgow, SCOTLAND | Registered: Sat 23 August 2003

That's wicked you cruel person Yee.

Pity it wasn't the fucking Beach Boys though, overated, untalented, egoistic, wankers that they are: Give me the Proclaimers anyday Son

Member
Posted Tue 13 September 2005 19:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Rasher:
Could the first female President be black and REPUBLICAN? Oh.. the irony. Seriously though, a Black Woman President would be the perfect start for a new age for the better.


Condoleezza Rice as President would not herald any new age of anything even remotely better ... just more of the same.

I totally and wholeheartedly agree with you Mister (I won't say Sir; or Oslo Freddy will accuse me of taking the mickey/piss and he should know ?), I think unfortunately somebody would take a pot shot at her, and as brilliant as she obviously is (Fritz Passim) she's not Presidential material, and I'm not fully sure about Rodders C, either ? There again as most Yankee voters are about as daft as British ones I don't suppose our opinions count for much anyway, innit Dave ?


Cheers, Fritz the spring minion fryer

Just watching a crackin movie for anybody slightly interested in Law & Civil Rights (FF Coppola: 1997) "The Rainmaker" with an array of brilliant acting talent to-boot, check it out sometime, those that have a minute or two free from their self pity etc, innit

These modern TV Commercial breaks are amazing aren't they ? I could have gone to Christchurch and back by now (Old Hampshire that is )
and got a pizza in en-route, (heavy on the pepperonis too00000000000) innit

Cherie & Tony are Lawyers by trade too, so I expect they know all about roughing it as well? being the true Socialists that they are (NOT) !!!

graham55
Senior Member
Posted Tue 13 September 2005 20:55
Anyone non-Kiwi give a damn on this?

G
Posts: 905 | Location: London, England | Registered: Tue 26 October 2004 ^

One did as always ! wonder when one would stick one's usual negative ore in !!!

Phritz

You are a filistine.

Sorry old Bean, I nearly wanted to ask Our Jon how his new job was coming along, but then I thought maybe I shouldn't, as I'd no doubt remind him of something wrong, innit ?

SECONDS OUT ROUND 2, innit

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Sorry old Bean, I nearly wanted to ask Our Jon how his new job was coming along, but then I thought maybe I shouldn't, as I'd no doubt remind him of something wrong, innit ?

Well, since you mentioned it Fritzy, the job finishes at the end of next week

But I'm applying for a permanent job at the same place (and a better salary too!) and I've got a few agencies looking out for me, so it's not all bad news

Got to be positive, innit

Cheers,

Jon

Good luck Jon-Boy! I was just a little surprised that's all after the epic redundency thread, and then you mentioning maybe getting a new job, then nothing, I just kinda wondered, that's all? Though let's not tell graham 55-55 about it now, or he might get all 'important' again,,especially as you've got a Kiwi boss, innit

lead-free & Lime on the rocks

I wonder what the average speed on the M4 in Wiltshire is at the moment, innit ?

I believe Sweden has just announced that it is turning its back on the oil economy and intends to be self-supporting with renewables within 15 years.

It sounds as if they will have timed it perfectly. In 15 years there will be no more oil. The US, India and China will be fighting with nukyilar weapons over the last bit of dirty sump oil by then.

Denish scientists have just discovered a hydrogen storage system using tablets or pills. (according to which dictionary you prefer) I believe it uses ammonia and salt is involved somehow. Perhaps as a by product.
The right-wing Danish government is refusing to invest in further research despite the potentially vast returns on a successful technology.

I'm not boring you am I Phritzy Baby?

I would have thought that Dänemark would be tapping into the new Russian Gas pipeline en-route to Deutschland eventually Nime me old pastry nosher, which will soon make us lot here much more self-sufficient from oil too, while the others just talk & cream off non earned profits for the 5% of greed mongers, (We Act)on behalf of everybody.

Is it me or Wot ? I've just watched the news about the latest mega bombings in Irak, and suddenly the name Al Qaeda is being banded all over the shop ? Why on earth would that lot suddenly start killing hundreds of their fellow Muslims, any takers ? Is it today's league of Nations bash ,maybe, or is it yet another media attempt to connect the two, which as far as I'm aware to-date no such connections have ever been made, let alone proven ?????

Nice to see the cricket lads still pissing it up and being great role models and examples for the chavvy kids out there ! I'm all for binge drinking too, but only in moderation mind, innit

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Good luck Jon-Boy! I was just a little surprised that's all after the epic redundency thread, and then you mentioning maybe getting a new job, then nothing, I just kinda wondered, that's all? Though let's not tell graham 55-55 about it now, or he might get all 'important' again,,especially as you've got a Kiwi boss, innit

lead-free & Lime on the rocks

Oh sorry Fritz, I didn't mean to go all non-communicative, etc., it's just that I'd drawn quite a lot of attention previously on the forum, and got some very generous comments in support too, not least from your good self about my work situation and thought I'd just be boring everyone stupid if I kept dragging it on and on and on it yer catch me drift!

Don't worry though, I will keep you updated. What I said earlier is the current position, I will however keep you (and the forum) posted on developments, as they err...develop

Cheers,

Jon

are we still going on about speeders???