Are Babies Just **** machines?

Pizza Pie*

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Surely there was room for more than that on the table! Fredrik

Quite Right; actually Fredders Old Soak, and we surely did do far more on that table, but I hardly think this is the appropiate place to discuss such matters, issit*


Pool tables leave patches*

Let's be perfickly honnist here Chaps! so long as Our Boys & Allies are well out of the way, nobody gives a monkeys toss about wether Iraq falls into 'Civil' War or not, as is well seen by other world theatres at present, or am I wrong again, and it's just another cider apple with Rosie the Moron jobbie, innit*



Fritz von That ex-SAS Geezer speaking out today over the turd anniwersary of the Well Dodgey Blair Report entering Iraq, really deserves some credit, although he's said absolutely nothing against his comrades, etc, he'll no doubt still have a prob getting a pint at his local BL Bar (Hopefully not, though I suspect yes, and he couldn't give a toss anyway for Gobshites)


Good on him,


Fritz von Always remain true to yourself*

quote:

Originally posted by MichaelC:
What will you do or say if the taxi driver starts speeding?

"Oi Chief! Is that yer Speedo or yer Wonga meter?"

Fritz von you know it makes sense*

quote:

Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:

This is Maximillian who was born 6 days ago, he'll arguably never play for England, nor Scotland either, Ah well*

Fritz old chop,

Many congrats on the birth of Fritz von junior.

Regards,

Erik

Women want them, women can look after them, that's my Motto*



Fritz von As we know neither Afghanistan nor Saddam's Iraq had ever, attacked or thretened US or British interests in any way whats'oever; or does somebody have some inside info they might want to share with us, maybe Mike Moore should be told about the real Bush-Bin Laden Family friendship, innit?*

N.B. It is true though that Sudan, (Africa's largest and arguably poorest country) did threaten Bill Clinton with a baby milk factory, but he soon wiped the cream off of their lips, with a couple of Tom Cruises., Oh Yes Sireee, innit*

I did not have sexual relations with that table*

Italy did well in the Wugby, innit*

quote:

Originally posted by jasons:
Besides posting on here, i was curious to know what people are doing on their day off, Sundays etc.

Me? I got my kids for the weekend and im busy building a steel reinforced cage to put round the system


J

I am fortunately off to work very soon, innit*

Regards


Fritz von Two nights ago here in Berlin, a copper was doing a standard drug check in a known small time dealer area, when the geezer being searched pulled a gun, and promptly shot him in the head, killing him, I wonder how the British would deal with such a situation, in Sheffield or Nottingham for instance? (this is very rare here indeed), especially as the shot Copper, was an er, DCI*


Have a nice day, an immediate reward of €10,000+ plus was put out too!

quote:

Originally posted by andy c:
off to werk in 1.5 hours!

What do you er, actually do for a living Our Andy, I don't recall you ever mentioning it?

Regards,

Fritz:


Oil rig?

Fritz. I have some bad news.

That baby is ginger.

I am so very sorry.

Saudi announced 'Profits' of $160 Billion (yes that's Billion, for the last fisal year, Iraq had slightly less output, I wonder where the money is then Dick?*


Fritz von I wonder what justifications Our Mick will think up next,& please don't think Britain or US gives a Monkeys toss abouut Human Rights anywhere**

Fred and Fritz!
Now you look like the two guys here.
Which is far more better than before.

Dear Gianluigi and Fritz,

I agree with your sentiment, dear Gianluigi!

Not sure I am as handsome as either in the photo, for all that!

There was a Thread ages ago where people put pictures of themselves! I could not bring myself to spoil a thread like that by adding my own Physog!

All the best to you both, from Fredrik

PS: Gianluigi! Look in the Music Room. There is a treat for you!

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Not sure I am as handsome as either in the photo, for all that!

Dear Fred!
You're the one sitting!

Like last Wednesday morning after the Vodka session! Actually it did not leave me with a headache at all, but I did feel as if someone had hit me very hard several times in different places!. All the best from Fredrik

Dear Fredrik!
You should see my face this morning or try to interpret my first whimpering straight out of bed.

Something tells me i'm getting older.

So if an Afghani Citizen has supposedly been sentenced to death for becoming a Christian, is it just beacuse he's an Afghan? (as part of a World Religion), or do all foreign Military folk whils't there get a temporary respite for being infidels, innit?


Fritz von Shocked & Awed*

Chelsea were unlucky innit*

N.B. I suppose that when one considers that a very large percentage of the folks regularly drinking in Britain's pubs and discos 24/7, are, er, under the age of 18 (especially girls), they must pull in quite a bit of the old, er, profit for the alco pop, and cider, makers, dunnit*

I ain't sayin nuffink John!**


Bloody taxi drivers making it so easy for them to get about, shouldn't be allowed!

I wish my loans'd just vanish like that, innit*



Fritz von Just imagine, Falconer was Blair's boss once!

Our Mick probably would've liked to have said that too, no doot!*

Cats and Rhubarb, eh****

Bus passes only for the over 67's now, and free TV licences (Free Mind, at source) for the over 95's , Magic*

Tarquin don't be so sensitive, I was joking, I really was

Babies are very noisy at one end, with a serious lack of responsibility at the other.

Thanks you the 'self appointed forum sensor', but as the evidence in the picture clearly shows a blonde baby it was clear I was joking, but please I take you laboured point.

Sorry Fritz.

Now here's something to ponder. Is the old Fritz that we have come to know and loave about to bow out to a new sensitive and cuddly version? Fritz posting a picture of his baby on the forum...can it be true?? Fritz?? Nah....Surely things are changing already! What will this new Fritz be like? Will he be bursting into tears at the slightest confrontation? Will we be discussing the best way to treat nappy rash? We might even have post-natel depression!! He might even mention music!!
However it works out Fritz, be assured that we are all here for you with tissues in hand and stories of support to help through the early days of milk stained shoulders and that odd sweet smell. I've almost already forgotten what you were like in your previous life. I'd never have guessed. He'll be proud to have you as his dad. Contratulations buddy.

I'm surprised that nobody's started a New 'Police Camera's to pin-down Car-share-Lane-Cheats' Yet?


I ain't sayin Nuffin*