Are Babies Just **** machines?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
I'm surprised that nobody's started a New 'Police Camera's to pin-down Car-share-Lane-Cheats' Yet?


I ain't sayin Nuffin*

And God help em, if they're using their Mobile Dog as well, innit*


Good luck to the Hammers tonight, a very big game indeedy*

Should 'Senior' Freemasons be barred from Public Office (for life) (Parliament) if they don't first 'Openly' admit to membership, prior to getting the interest free looans! sorry I mean, prior to getting 'Democratically voted' into Tax payer financed positions?


Fritz von Really should be in Short joke thread, innit*

N.B. There's been an unconfirmed purely speculative rumour (nothing new there then) that an 'Unnamed Retired Postal assistant from Swindon, near Salisbury, Wilts, has admitted to giving an interest free loan to the Liberal Democrat Party! A Spokesperson for the alleged doner, has been reported to have been heard to say via a 300 yards directional microphone (Mail on Sinday in the small ads, cheap rates apply) "I never give no Cash, it was all in mint postage stamps, I had left over from the last christmas bash, innit"


Some estimates have been banded about that nearly as much as 87p is in question here, which could actually rock the foundations of British free Democracy as we know it!*


Get off of my foot Adam, you weighs a ton Boy!!*

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Originally posted by Van the man:

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Originally posted by andy c:
Eee it's nearly a group hug moment, is that, Van!


Ok come on fellas group hug time



I thought that you Chums were supposed to be Coppers, Not Bally Royal Mawines, innit*



Fritz von My Sons would more than likely be future PM or Presidential material I expect, so the Old Military wouldn't have them anyway*

What makes Our Mick really Happy, even more than all those listed things, is the FREE Bus Pass number, might never use it, but he's got it (Maybe)!#

'Happy Persian New Year'


Fritz von And then God said to me, Not in my Bloody Name you don't Mister*


Goodnight*

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Franz

Thank you.

I am also happy not being Berlin Fritz.

Regards

Mick

No Chance Our Mick! you're far too young Lad*


Regards,


Fritz von Your life-long Mentor in all things non-financial*

Erik! What's the matter then?

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Erik! What's the matter then?

Fritz old chop,

Que?

Erik

ps - How is Fritz von junior and your good lady frau? I hope all are fine.

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Erik! What's the matter then?

Fritz old chop,

Que?

Erik

A case of Anti-Matter methinks!

Anybody on here actually know where manchester is?


Fritz von Aaahh innit nice*


I wonder if a certain person's Missus has run off with the winder cleaner then, for being such a Wally?*

I mentioned this on here about a year ago There were absolutely no comments then, and I'll be interested to see if there are any this time either!

Fritz Von Nothing new here then*

Salty demise of a child.

Dear Fritz,

The death of any child, but especially an unexpected death from a surprising cause, is always sad to hear or read about.

But none of us here (in all probability) is in as fine a position as the Court to decide the verdict, and examine the evidence, which if we have access to some of it, it is only through the often wildly distorting lense of the media's short style of reporting.

If no one commented a year ago, that does not mean people were not saddened by the story, even if it was one a several sadnesses that day, perhaps. But I will comment on this to the extent that I hope that justice is done for all concerned, whatever that justice might be.

British Law is not flawless, and miscariages of justice occur. But it is a system that is still prefereable to the Law, and its ways and means, in many other countries, and is one reason why living in Britain is still preferable to many other places in the world.

Good morning Fritz, from Fredrik

Fredders, I personally don't give a monkeys toss if folk are sad or happy about it on here, this is an internet forum, and rhubarb is the word of the week. I've been following this case, as with others for a few years now, and will be intersted (barring the normal bullshit about the Law blah, blah) is that total incompetence will prove that, not only has this little boy's life ended (through nobody's fault what'sover seemingly) but those accused have also lost their other two children, given to adoption. I personally can't think of a worse scenario for any parents, and fortunately these two are no helpless thicko's from Essex who've lost their kids, purely for being arrogant enough to have low IQ'S, and I feel will fight with seriouzs vogour, against the Laws once again sheer recklessness, based on professional ego's wanting to make a name for themselves, by speculating , and not giving medical facts, without opinion, as is required (By Law)

Hacve a nice day Our Fredders, I think you should stick to the Music Thread Old chum.

Regards,

Fritz von Off to the Old factory*

N.B. Fredders, as a last word (This is not personal) I feel you're not making any opinion at all, you're just doing, as most do on here daily, óver every subject under the sun, stating the bloody obvious, from the safety zone!

Dear Fritz,

I am not taking issue with you! You have obviously followed the case more closely than I have. Fair point.

In fact I am not commenting from the safety zone at all though, for at least I answered your point, politely, and on your thread. Whether you think the answer is to your satisfaction or not, does not alter the fact that I did the best I can, with the knowledge I have, even if your knowledge is probably far greater. I was being polite and trying to be friendly, so don't beat me up too much, when all I was doing was being human and entering a conversation, having seemingly been invited to do so, even if no one else had previously done so on this issue.

Your post appears an open invitation, but if all the point of it was that expert witnesses are just as prone to arrogance and wrong judgement as anyone else, I can only agree. If that was the point, I failed to grasp it properly at first reading of your post, for which I apologise...

Without rudeness, ask me to stop posting on your threads, and I will do so without rancour, as I have learned much here, and this will be one more lesson for me.

Sincerely, best wishes from Fredrik

There was a case last week where a guy who had been released from an institution went straight out and murdered several people in their homes and robbed their houses. The grandmother of the murderer was on the TV news saying that she had begged the authorites to put him away because he was dangerous, and she said - Do you really want him to murder someone before you can do anything? There is now of course an enquiry.
I can understand the actions against the parents to protect the two other children in this case, and in hindsight it appears to be immensely cruel, but without the facts, and without a full investigation, would it have been OK to leave the other children there? What if it turned out that this poor little boy was intentionally poisoned? I don't know the answer.
Let's create a new scenario: There is a row going on in a terraced house and the neighbours can hear shouting and screaming. An hour later a 3 year old boy is dead at the bottom of the stairs having broken his neck. The neighbours have told the police that there was a row going on, but you don't know the facts. The boy has a twin brother who is in the house. You're in charge - what do you do? Remove the child for his own safety or leave him there? You call it. You make the correct decision under the scrutiny of the nation watching the story on the TV news and with the newspapers hounding your every move. I know I couldn't do it. To make the right decision amounts to a 50-50 guess.
Do you honestly think that someone is deliberatly trying to destroy these parents, or is it incompetence, ie. someone guessed wrong?
I wish it was so bloody easy as you make it sound.
That's my opinion anyway.

Don't think I'll even bother to comment on the last two posts Chaps, smack far too much of the old horse designed by a committee, I'm afraid, ie, a Camel, and going nowhere fast, like Our Steve's Camera's on lane sharing thread, but hey! if he's/Andy's happy, leave em to ramble, it's a free forum, innit! I was thinking about a nice hotel at Easter in Salisbury too, but of course that'll be next Easter, or the one after, when rooms are available!


Fritz von My mate had his John Steinbecks removed a few years back, now that really was his Anus Horribillis, wunnit*

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Originally posted by Richard Brown:

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Yes and some were heartless enough to allow Saddam to torture his people and do nothing about it.

Mick,

I hope you're not having a go at the saintly Margaret Thatcher here.

Richard

More a case of plain Margaret with Our Mick methinks!



Fritz von Though I ain't sayin nuffink, more kids attacking US marines I see! and Tarquers, Sadders was perfectly within his rights to shoot at allied aircraft, like it or not John, innit, as you well know*

Chinaman living in America goes to his optician. Says "I got somefing wrong wid my eye"
Optician says "Hmmm, looks like you got a Cataract"
Chinaman says "No, I got a Rincoln Continental"


If Herr Hitler had financed Germany with PFI, he'd never have even got the Volkswagon Built, never mind a bloody army, innit*

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Chinaman living in America goes to his optician. Says "I got somefing wrong wid my eye"
Optician says "Hmmm, looks like you got a Cataract"
Chinaman says "No, I got a Rincoln Continental"

i IS nOt tHAt fAT*



Bon Soir, as the Italians say*

Apparently the Russians aren't happy with the way the British produce their milk!



Fritz von I ain't sayin nuffink though, you know me, only mentioned it two years back, now England's nearly in Europe, innit*

N.B. Mind you being the worlds largest wine producers not so very long ago, I expect they'd know a fair bit about liquids and stuff. Just imagine a trade magazine writing negative stuff in their pages, when they were all doing exactly the same thing, cos it isn't actually, er, illegal. This year's Berlin 'Green Week' (Jan) Biggest Food & Beverage Trade Fair on Earth, announced for the first time how different countrys wiggle their wines, (Yanks and their 25% water for instance) any Comments please, or is Fritz making it all up again) time 'Officially', I know one thing many Germans think very differently now, about what they buy, and from where, and I'm nearly one of em, innit*

Will the future disgruntled (never to be PM) announce later today that all British Firms in future must pay British Tax (In Britain), and all their employees NI contributions & Pensions, etc, (Course he wont). He'll waffle on about 3p on a bottle of Scotch (and you'll all so larf) soon to be added once again by the er, industry two weeks later, as with all other booze, to stop binge drinking for the under 65's now that England's a 24/7 boozin, taxi-drivers paradise at last, designed to bring the tourists in, innit.


Fritz von Blair will use this 'Loan Rubbish' to waste time, and avoid the real issues, No party will ever be transparent, no more than any trade paper will mention that eg, Strongbow Cider made from 80,000 tons of British Apples a year, supplies the whole wide world, without putting one drop of er, French Apple mush etc, into it, that' why it doesn't say, made only with pure British apples on the bottle, what Morons eh?*


German sounding beer in British pubs, that's never left Watford, and of ´course the famous Russian Vodka (known worldwide as a great Commie brand) made in er, Stanford, Connecticut, US of A (Bushy's birthplace)

End of repetitve though, true, rant, Rome's looking nice today!

G'day Playmates *


Read Hyperspace Michio Kaku* (If you dare)

Dear Fritz,

Had you ever thought of posting in German?

I only say this because we would all be mighty entertained by it, and soon become bi-ligual.

Fredrik

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Read Hyperspace Michio Kaku* (If you dare)

Done. Sometimes he says interesting things.

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Dear Fritz,

Had you ever thought of posting in German?

I only say this because we would all be mighty entertained by it, and soon become bi-ligual.

Fredrik

It's funny you should say that Fredders Old Chum (Or maybe I shouldn't be so informal innit?). During my lunchbreak down at the old bristle-testing-section, I casually did a bit of Cowboy translation for me mate Dave's, bird's Sermon next weekend; (as you do like), and not having internet to hand, I was totally damned, if I could fucking remember what you call the top dogs in the old Orthodox Church (in Ingrish). Bish I thought? Arch Deacon! (Parry came to mind) but. No, NO, and NO again. So if any-wise guys out there can remind me, drop a line, and show Fritz how clever you are, cos I'm sodded if i Is gonna look now, innit.


Fritz von Amazingly enough I learnt today that the German version of it is Popen (I was shocked & Stunned, as they reefer to the Pope, 'Papst' amongst other tings, innit, and a Vicar, well, I'd better not go into that John*


May your God go wiv yew**

P.S. I'm thinking of writing in German all the time, thenm it gates turned into central european Ingerleesh, besides I thought you were all bi, on here, and on the old pink salmon show too, or is i mistooken?!*

About an hour ago on my way back from the shop floor, I witnessed a rather amusing (though potentially highly serious scene). Some bleedin Yuppie Mummy in her Chelsea Tractor (or what our Steve quite rightly calls a fanny magnet), drives out of a nearby kindergarten thingy, next to my factory (big fuck off spankin brand new Black Beemer Bastard of a thing), and I see two young kids (three-ish) fighting in the back seats, windows open, and not chained in as required, etc, and screaming at the top of their still not chilled out little lungs. Mummy screaches out Moss style, nearly hits a cyclist, and a copper appears from nowhere,(I'd say out of the blue, but they wear green here, even the firearms officers, of which they all are anyway) and does the classic stop with the palm of the hand job. Crowd of ladies quickly gathers (on her side) (30 seconds+) driver gets out and starts shouting at the copper not to be so bloody silly, etc. He takes the keys from motor, lets the kids carry on rioting her motor, and reads her, her rights (fucking brilliant it was too, he was as calm as a Deputy speaker of the Hoose). He stops her using her mobile, she gets hysterical (bad day obviously), reinforcements arrive (two minutes, Wpc's too), kids get taken away to Daddy in police car (already sussed by woman fortunately), she protests yet more, wagon comes to cart motor away, she's arrested for freakin out and dangerous driving (endangering her kids, etc, etc,) the kids still who thought the whole bash was a great larf (blue lights and sirens). All happenned in 10 mins, I don't usually hang around at such things, but as a witness, etc, I did, and I knew some folk there, who then told me that the bird in question, is Guess what? Only A Fucking Lawyer! How I larfed, & got home see Our Gordon on the Telly, first thing I hear is Fanny Magnets getting hit more road tax, quite jolly I thought, thought in reality naturally of no consequence at all at all, innit.


Fritz von That daft bint will get a decent €1000+ fine for that, plus 3-5 points in Flensburg (Swansea), I trust this Cheers Our Steve's day up a bit, innit?

And Tarquers! you've not mentioned your wife lately, is she still a part of your Master Plan John? remember, I/we only know, what you've chosen to post on here, personally I think you're well out of order Son, but you know me, maybe you need a few days in Swindon, tent in Out Micks garden, shootin the cats when they piss on his rhubarb,(cats love mint & rhubarb) eh?* (In a Danish friendly way naturally)*