Are Babies Just **** machines?
Posted by: Berlin Fritz on 18 March 2006
She was great earlier, but now the kid's been born, the whole place constantly smells of sour milk, and gripe water, not to mention Shite, dunnit*
Fritz von I remember flying to Zagreb once in the eraly 80's and seeing TITO's name engraved into the mountain tops, funny I thought, The Jackson 5 Out here?*
Fritz von I remember flying to Zagreb once in the eraly 80's and seeing TITO's name engraved into the mountain tops, funny I thought, The Jackson 5 Out here?*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Michael Ricketts
birth date: Dec 4 1978
birth place: Birmingham
birth Nation: England
height: 182cm
weight: 76Kg
nationality: British
position: Forward
Michael Ricketts started his career as a footballer at Walsall in 1996. He scored 14 goals in 31 games for the Saddlers before attracting interest from bigger clubs
Bolton Wanderers signed Ricketts from Walsall for £400,000 during the summer of 2000 just after Walsall had been relegated
Ricketts started his Bolton career as something of a supersub, netting 24 goals for the Trotters in his debut and promotion-clinching campaign
He fell out with Allardyce, so he played much of the remainder of the season from the bench. He still managed to net 15 goals in his debut Premiership season - but he didn't score after January 16
He was eligible to play for Jamaica but in February Sven Goran Eriksson gave him his international debut. Ricketts played the first half of the international friendly against Holland
However his England debut came just as he was experiencing a loss of form.
On Jan 31 2003 Bolton Wanderers sold striker Michael Ricketts to Middlesbrough for £3.5 million plus an undisclosed percentage of any sell-on fee received
Fritz von Marvellous Sportsman*

birth date: Dec 4 1978
birth place: Birmingham
birth Nation: England
height: 182cm
weight: 76Kg
nationality: British
position: Forward
Michael Ricketts started his career as a footballer at Walsall in 1996. He scored 14 goals in 31 games for the Saddlers before attracting interest from bigger clubs
Bolton Wanderers signed Ricketts from Walsall for £400,000 during the summer of 2000 just after Walsall had been relegated
Ricketts started his Bolton career as something of a supersub, netting 24 goals for the Trotters in his debut and promotion-clinching campaign
He fell out with Allardyce, so he played much of the remainder of the season from the bench. He still managed to net 15 goals in his debut Premiership season - but he didn't score after January 16
He was eligible to play for Jamaica but in February Sven Goran Eriksson gave him his international debut. Ricketts played the first half of the international friendly against Holland
However his England debut came just as he was experiencing a loss of form.
On Jan 31 2003 Bolton Wanderers sold striker Michael Ricketts to Middlesbrough for £3.5 million plus an undisclosed percentage of any sell-on fee received
Fritz von Marvellous Sportsman*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What with today being 'World Hosepipe & wash yer Dirty Motor's oil & shit down the neigjhbours Public drain Day', I could never really work out mesen who was the more Godley, Sir Clifford, or the Apache geetar-wrist?
Fritz von Creme's not in love either*
Germany 2 USA 4 * I ain't sayin Nuffin!
That's the one I was looking for, no thanks (as per usual) to anybody on here largin it then*
Fritz von Creme's not in love either*
Germany 2 USA 4 * I ain't sayin Nuffin!
That's the one I was looking for, no thanks (as per usual) to anybody on here largin it then*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
British Squaddies etc, found the French Exocets on the Falkland Islands & surroundin waters, well Funny, wunnit*
Fritz Von Winged Commander Buffy Inbred. UFC et Bar, said, Bally good Chaps & Decent Eggs, actually, people just didn't understand you see!*
Fritz Von Winged Commander Buffy Inbred. UFC et Bar, said, Bally good Chaps & Decent Eggs, actually, people just didn't understand you see!*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
What with stinky Danish Pig Farms, and short jokes good, but often repeated, I think I shall retire, innit.-
Brrrrp*
Talking of Shit, Most old Hippies (and pretend, designer ones too) know the pigs beneath you, eating your shit number whilst in India being Cat Stevens or George Harrison, and I was just amused by Bushy, etc, etc, recently, grinning at how they're yearning to do future business with the fastest growing economy on earth, innit.
I ain't sayin nowt*
Goodnight, as the Nepalese Say, and if yer wan T'bet, you'll heff tee negotiate an accoont Jim*
Brrrrp*
Talking of Shit, Most old Hippies (and pretend, designer ones too) know the pigs beneath you, eating your shit number whilst in India being Cat Stevens or George Harrison, and I was just amused by Bushy, etc, etc, recently, grinning at how they're yearning to do future business with the fastest growing economy on earth, innit.
I ain't sayin nowt*
Goodnight, as the Nepalese Say, and if yer wan T'bet, you'll heff tee negotiate an accoont Jim*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
quote:Originally posted by Earwicker:quote:Originally posted by Tarquin Maynard-Portly:
Even so,I constantly surprise myself with how much I enjoy life.
Yeah, you see that's where we differ...
Before yee make to the auld scratcher toneet chaps, I reccomend you ponder upoon the following verse, from the old Good Book, innit, 'Thou Shall Ne're get Caught John' (Justifications 9.11.) , beats the bollocks out of that Job rubbish, anyday*
Doomed, so yee are*
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by u5227470736789439
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
It's funny you should say that Fredders Old Chum (Or maybe I shouldn't be so informal innit?)...
Dear Fritz,

All the best from Fredrik
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz
Posted on: 22 March 2006 by Berlin Fritz

Keith's Mum likes Fags as well I hear!
Fritz von Fredders I'm afraid you're just a born foamal sort of Chappie, so I'll keep my distance from your Labradorian teeth I tink, innit*
Capt M.Parry, Manager of Martins Bank in the High Street, was quoted as saying "That's the stuff Chaps. another 175,000 CSO's across the land and we'll make our Police Force proud, giving them 24/7 help and support"
Obvious innit Tom:
Mr Brown went off to Town on the 8:21, he ***
Posted on: 23 March 2006 by Gianluigi Mazzorana
quote:Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
Keith's Mum likes Fags as well I hear!
Nice pic.