World Cup 2006 - A Non-Football Fans Thread/Safe Haven.

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Well the lunecy has kicked off at last. It is at traumatic times like this that one should spend time with family and friends (those not afflicted with the illness)and reflect on how lucky we are to have escaped the contagion. Hang in there chaps, resist the temptation to watch any matches and in time we will be free of this nonesense for another four years or until such time as an antidote is discovered. These may be dark days but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sorry to upset you Erik, but there are the European Championships in two years time.

And the football season starts again in August.

You'd better get an account with Dulux!

Deepest synpathies

Mark

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Originally posted by Chillkram:

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
Well the lunecy has kicked off at last. It is at traumatic times like this that one should spend time with family and friends (those not afflicted with the illness)and reflect on how lucky we are to have escaped the contagion. Hang in there chaps, resist the temptation to watch any matches and in time we will be free of this nonesense for another four years or until such time as an antidote is discovered. These may be dark days but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sorry to upset you Erik, but there are the European Championships in two years time.

And the football season starts again in August.

You'd better get an account with Dulux!

Deepest synpathies

Mark

Thanks Mark, you are a real brick. I'm not sure I can afford much more paint so I am going to buy a goldfish.

All the best

Erik

I must be the only person left who still doesn't know (or care) how England did on Saturday. I expect there was a lot of them throwing themselves on the floor and crying as soon as someone got within 10 feet of them. Whoever they have as medics should come and work for the NHS, because they seem to be able to turn a stretcher case into a sprinting goal scorer within a couple of minutes. Bloody amazing really.

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Originally posted by Rasher:
I must be the only person left who still doesn't know (or care) how England did on Saturday. I expect there was a lot of them throwing themselves on the floor and crying as soon as someone got within 10 feet of them. Whoever they have as medics should come and work for the NHS, because they seem to be able to turn a stretcher case into a sprinting goal scorer within a couple of minutes. Bloody amazing really.

I reckon they wear boots to protect the nail varnish on their toes

Is the reason that they use their feet rather than their hands to pass the ball (which is more accurate and more logical if thought about for a nano-second done to prevent them hurting their wrists, which must be preserved and kept supple for more important activity, later?

Fredrik [I'll get shot sort of Smiley]!

Fredrik,

You would have to really hate football to not enjoy what has been an exceptionally entertaining and good natured tournament so far, and Brazil have not even played yet! The only exception has been the England game, which was the least entertaining too date. I cannot wait to get over there and join the party.

With the exception of some goal keepers, most people can kick a ball further than they can throw it. The wages most of these guys are on, I suspect they do not need to use their own wrists too often (Gratuitous sexual remark smiley).

Regards

Nic

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Originally posted by nicnaim:
Fredrik,

The wages most of these guys are on, I suspect they do not need to use their own wrists too often (Gratuitous sexual remark smiley).

They may have alternatives but they just can't help it - its genetic. I note that many of them cant perform unless in groups in hotel rooms, is this becasue they need help or they prefer some male involvement? Maybe they paint each others toe nails?

By all accounts the england team were an embarrassment which is what I expected. Worse to come methinks.

Anyway Nic, you are not allowed in here.

Come On Tim!

Do they still all have a bath together after a match?

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Originally posted by erik scothron:
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Anyway Nic, you are not allowed in here.

Taxi to Dusseldorf please.

Nic

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Originally posted by Rasher:
Do they still all have a bath together after a match?

Yes, and because they are in Germany they will all wear leder hosen after their bath.

Two complete Tits

I guess one of them is D Beckham, but who is the lady? She is very well developed in the mamary department, but is this all natural I ask myself...

ATB from Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
I guess one of them is D Beckham, but who is the lady? She is very well developed in the mamary department, but is this all natural I ask myself...

ATB from Fredrik

The lady in question is one Katie Price, better known to the world as 'Jordan' (pronounced Jawwwww.....daaaan). The upholstery was certainly done in Harley Street and consists of bags of silicon. I see her around alot as he likes to pop into my local club (Borders Starbucks)for a coffee and do market research for her next work of great literature. Yes, Fredrik, her autobiography is available at all good books shops. So is his. I can't imagine why anyone would want to read either though.

Because they've probably got a lot of pictures

To be honest, out of all the tabloid celebs, these two are probably the best of the bunch, and David Beckham is okay too.

The best of the bunch? We are talking about turds in a bucket of shit aren't we, in which case best is ver very conditional.

Beckham is a brain dead idiot, along with all footballs.

Why are the roads still busy? I thought all the braindeads should have been fighting amongst themselves in the local hostelry by now.

Only 3 more weeks of madness!

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Originally posted by Rasher:

..... these two are probably the best of the bunch, ......

I've seen them close up and they look great but alas I have had no intimate contact, in the flesh, so to speak, so I can't comment further but I would say she has a nice bum too.

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Originally posted by Nick from Suffolk:


Only 3 more weeks of madness!

Please tell me you are have got this wrong, I thought it all lasted for just 2 weeks. Have I been cruelly misinformed?

Better get back to B&Q Erik, for some more paint.

Mark

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Originally posted by Chillkram:
Better try this

LOL good idea Mark but every time I try I just fall asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A collegue was at a trade show with a stand this week and they packed up and left London yesterday around 5.00pm. London rush hour traffic. They drove back to Brighton from central London in an hour and a half, in a van. Roads deserted.
This footie stuff might just have something going for it.
However, I did see about 15 police visiting a pub in yellow vests at around 6.30pm, and the pub did sound as though it was populated with monkeys.

So the england team struggled to beat Trinidad & Tobago (or so I note from the newspaper headlines). There has been no reaction to the game in T&T as most of the population is out of the country playing in the er world cup.

Just back from a holiday at the coast, and I have to confess I did something there that I realize will have me banned from this thread.

The appartment had television and the television had cable and I have actually seen several worldcup matches, including England vs Trinidad/Tobago.

I saw Beckham playing for the first time and was surprised-after all the jokes-he's actually quite a good player.

The above did not adversely affect my duties towards my kids as official sandpit delver and trench digger.