The perfect woman?

Garyi!

A friend is related to lovely Scarlett, second or third cousin I think it was. I keep telling him that he should arrange a combination family reunion/best friends party!

My personal favourite is Salma Hayek. She is more in my age span to...

JohanR

Oh yes, Salma. She's lovely.

And another with a sexy voice. I spot a trend.

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

Dunno who she is, but I'd nob her.

Glad you cleared that up...we were wondering...

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Originally posted by Earwicker:

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Originally posted by Chillkram:

Dunno who she is, but I'd nob her.

It's the real Kirsty Gallagher as opposed to Kelly Brook, EW, and er, I thought you might!

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Originally posted by Chillkram:
It's the real Kirsty Gallagher as opposed to Kelly Brook, EW, and er, I thought you might!

Wonder if she'd let me...

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Wonder if she'd let me...

I'd say that, as you're such a smooth talking bastard, there's a fair chance!

more or less on topic, I found the portfolio page on this photoshop wizard's site rather revealing. Pictures before and after photoshopping appear when moving the mouse on/off the picture.

Its scary really.

Alexander that's an interesting link. Thanks. I hadn't realised such major alterations were apparently so straightforward. Makes you wonder if you can trust any photo you see in a magazine or newspaper.

Sad to say I have no idea who any of their clients are.

To name this thread "The perfect woman" is absolutely overkill.
Instead it should called "The woman with the perfect look", whatever that means.

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Originally posted by pe-zulu:
To name this thread "The perfect woman" is absolutely overkill.
Instead it should called "The woman with the perfect look", whatever that means.

It means that a perfect woman doesn't half look good, as opposed to an imperfect woman, who would be a right ugly bastard.

EW

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Originally posted by nicnaim:
Classic beauty still does it for me!

A bit under dressed for Ascot tho

Just spotted this thread and couldn't resist! When I was about 10 I came across a 1960's 70's film actress called Judy Geeson in 'To Sir With Love' and from that day onwards she has been my personal benchmark for perfection i.e. she's the only woman I would ever score 100%!

Her era was the sixties and seventies really but she continued acting until the late 1990's. She has appeared in some truly glorious films including To SIr with Love, Here we go round the Mulberry Bush, 10 Rillington Place, The Eagle has landed, Three into two won't go, Fear in the night and Brannigan where she starred opposite John Wayne of all people.

What is also quite bizarre is that I think she had/has the sexiest female voice I have ever heard too.

Anyway here's a photo to keep you chaps amused! If somebody tells me how to post more than one I've plenty to share round!

Does anyone else remember her???

Jonathan

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Originally posted by munch:
I do and her sister Sally

Sally Geeson a.k.a Sally Abbott daughter of Sidney Abbott a.k.a Sid James - great show.

Chaps

Margaret Thatcher

She could chew all of the aforementioned floozies up for breakfast.

Come to think about it, she could probably chew half of you lot up as well.

Regards

Mick

Our new office junior. Very attractive but asked me the other day what a dozen was. Then when someone in the office mentioned Mighty White bread she asked. Who is he Mr Mighty White.
She is an absolute gem.

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
Chaps

Margaret Thatcher

She could chew all of the aforementioned floozies up for breakfast.

Come to think about it, she could probably chew half of you lot up as well.

Regards

Mick

But Mick - would you nob 'er??

Bit late to this..so here's a lady who is Fit, Intelligent and Beautiful.
















Dean..

Munch,

I can't believe you had the good fortune to be hanging out with the Geeson girls! - some guys get all the luck! Did you form much of an impression of Judy? She always seems very nice in the few interviews I have read or seen with her. I gather she now owns an antique store in LA called Blanche and Co. I always felt that she was a far better actress than she was given credit for but sadly it was the 1970's - the era of some pretty banal British film making.

She was outstanding in Mulberry Bush and Rillington Place and I recently read an interview with Quentin Tarantino where he revealed she was his favourite female star of all time.

Brg,

Jonathan

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Originally posted by pe-zulu:
To name this thread "The perfect woman" is absolutely overkill.
Instead it should called "The woman with the perfect look", whatever that means.

The perfect nymph?

And for younger readers.













Dean....

Not keen on Billy Piper. Bit of a trout. I quite like that bird who plays Marion in Robin Hood though - I wouldn't mind seeing her in the shower!

EW

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Originally posted by munch:

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Originally posted by ewemon:
Our new office junior. Very attractive but asked me the other day what a dozen was. Then when someone in the office mentioned Mighty White bread she asked. Who is he Mr Mighty White.
She is an absolute gem.

Is she blond?

No but she is thick and got the pertiest t**s I have ever seen.

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Originally posted by Earwicker:
Not keen on Billy Piper. Bit of a trout.

EW

I do believe a trip to the Optometrist is needed here. .



Dean...