Do it yourself alarm clock.

Posted by: Willy on 14 March 2008

Start with one of these:





Incubate for 21 days and you get one of these:





Feedand water for 6 months and you end up with one of these:



Very reliable, very effective though I haven't figured out how to set the time. Went off at 05:33 this morning.

Willy.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Willy
There are three images in the above post. Any ideas on how to get the correct alignment!

Regards,

Willy.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Adam Meredith
I think that, technically, this is called a cock.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Willy
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
I think that, technically, this is called a cock.


If he doesn't learn to sleep in of a morning he's likely to be called dinner.

Willy.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by tonym
My girls would very much like to meet him!
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Willy
quote:
Originally posted by tonym:
My girls would very much like to meet him!


I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige. He's been Makin' Whoopee with his own personal harem here. Another 2 weeks and we'll know if he's any good at it.

Willy.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by jayd
Tiny bananas, or giant egg?
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Diccus62
quote:
Originally posted by tonym:
My girls would very much like to meet him!


The Padded cell is turning into online dating agency - I never thought i'd see that Winker
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Willy
quote:
Originally posted by jayd:
Tiny bananas, or giant egg?


Jayd,

Try this for size. Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA

Willy.
Posted on: 14 March 2008 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by Diccus62:

The Padded cell is turning into online dating agency - I never thought i'd see that Winker


Oh, a few of the men here have met other men that they've talked to online here. It's usually quite innocent though - they just meet to spend time alone together listening to music and drinking wine and so forth.
Posted on: 15 March 2008 by Chillkram
quote:
Originally posted by tonym:
My girls would very much like to meet him!


Are you sure they won't tell him to cluck off, Tony?!!
Posted on: 15 March 2008 by Diccus62
he'd just be hen pecked, but at least it would be a feather in his cap.

Who you like me to stop now? Winker
Posted on: 15 March 2008 by tonym
I'm fed up with these fowl jokes!
Posted on: 16 March 2008 by Cymbiosis
I'm one of these "lucky" people who don't need an alarm clock - seriously I wake up naturally.

I can tell myself what time to wake up and I do Confused

Admittedly, I do use my son's alarm clock as a back-up if I have an early start and have to catch a plane, but I always reach out and stop it going off just before it's meant to!

So, regarding my need for one of those noisey pecking things above, I'd have to say.....stuff that! Winker


Kind regards,

Peter
Posted on: 16 March 2008 by u5227470736789439
quote:
Originally posted by Cymbiosis: So, regarding my need for one of those noisey pecking things above, I'd have to say.....stuff that! Kind regards, Peter


LOL!

It would kinder to ring its neck first! After stuffing it, you could always cook and eat it!

George
Posted on: 16 March 2008 by 555
quote:
Would you like me to stop now?


Don't chicken out Diccus! Winker
Posted on: 16 March 2008 by 555
quote:
Originally posted by Adam Meredith:
I think that, technically, this is called a cock.


I think you'll find technically that's called a cockerel Adam!



Whereas this is definitely a cock ...

... cake. Winker
Posted on: 17 March 2008 by 555
No Munch, it's not a fetish.
I love cake, but I also eat healthy food like this.

Posted on: 17 March 2008 by tonym
Ahhh! So THAT'S what a Carrot Cake looks like!