Am I a teenage girl?

Posted by: Rasher on 02 March 2005

A few years ago I heard the album Saints & Sinners by All Saints, a teeny pop girl band. The album is brilliant, and 2 tracks especially, Pure Shores & Black Coffee are masterpieces, or close to anyway.
This morning on the radio I heard a track that made me stop and listen, and it turned out to be Anastacia. Now I have heard a couple of her songs on the telly etc, and I thought before that her music was worth buying, but what I heard today makes me want to go out and buy a CD.
But I can't help but be worried. Am I turning into a teenage girl? Confused
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by cunningplan
Rasher
No you shouldn't think you're turning into a teenage girl. Anastacia has one hell of a voice, this girl can sing.
I bought her album last week and it's excellent. And on a good system (which we all have on this forum) her voice comes across even better. Go out and buy her CD and enjoy!!

Regards
Clive
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Thomas K
Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Yes, and so am I. I was a bad boy a few years ago and downloaded Anastacia songs. I think Xtina is dead sexy and I derive immense pleasure from listening to her sing. A few weeks ago I watched a High School movie (one of my favourite genres) and one of the songs used was by Pink (I played the scene 5 times in a row just to listen to the song).

We're not alone and goddammit I'm going online to order that Hubba Bubba pop right now!
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by graham55
I agree that All Saints were a class above other girlie groups of the time, and there wasn't one of them that I wouldn't have wanted....... [CENSORED].

I can't agree about Pink or Anastacia, though. Both seem to think that volume counts for all.

Christina is quite cute, sings better than the two just mentioned, but she has a disturbing likeness to a stick insect and I don't believe that she has any eyebrows.

Avril Lavigne is the one who does it for me.

G
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Rasher
Phew!
I've ordered an Anastacia CD. I don't know what my wife will say though!
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by graham55
Rasher, if you're lucky, she might object on musical grounds and remove it from the household. But I agree that, with all this oestrogen flying around, it sure is getting hot in here!

G
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Rasher
Oh God!!! I had better get the tampons in!! Eek
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by seagull
quote:
Posted Wed 02 March 2005 11:03
Phew!
I've ordered an Anastacia CD. I don't know what my wife will say though!


You could always say it is to play to your new unborn...
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Jono 13
quote:
Originally posted by seagull:
quote:
Posted Wed 02 March 2005 11:03
Phew!
I've ordered an Anastacia CD. I don't know what my wife will say though!


You could always say it is to play to your new unborn...


There are laws about torturing children aren't there?

And in answer to the first question only if you get moody every day rather than just once a month.

Jono
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by domfjbrown
quote:
Originally posted by graham55:
Avril Lavigne is the one who does it for me.


Yum yum... Is her second album any good???

I've got Anastacia's "Not that kind" on CD - not bad at all...

I keep meaning to pick up "Saints and sinners" - I've got the "Pure Shores" CD, and out of the four, I want the one with the fruit in her mouth (on the cover - is that Natalie??? yum yum)...
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by graham55
Dom

AL's second album isn't as striking as her first, but it's certainly a grower. And it has some rather nice bleached out photos of the young lady.

Oh, and if it had to be just one of All Saints, it'd have to be Mel Blatt. Do you remember THAT photocopier ad from some 18 months ago?

G
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by bhazen
This doesn't mean you're teenage girls, it means you're teenage boys. Now, if you start listening to N'Sync or the Backstreet Boys...
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by greeny
Hey, there's always going to be some good pop in with the dross. Pure Shores and Black Coffee are quite superb.

I don't like Anastasia, as Graham says - lacking any sort of subtlety for me. However other recentish singles that I think are excellent.

Rachel Stevens - Love your LAX (or whatever). Brilliant riff. A heavy rock version of this track would be ace.

That Eamon track - The best thing that Prince never did.
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by graham55
Bhazen: I'm sorry to have to disagree, but I think that you're profoundly wrong about the fanbase for Christina, Titney, Avril et al. They have two quite separate fanbases. The first attend their concerts and are invariably young prepubescent or just postpubescent girls, who like them as singers and aspirational role models. The second are the rather sad old men, who really ought to know better and who would just as soon watch the videos with the sound turned down, as long as the silly little minxes haven't put too many clothes on. (They also subscribe to this Forum.) The two fanbases only intermingle when fathers chaperone their daughters to the concerts (and probably take binoculars and earplugs).

N'sync or Backsteet Boys get young white boys along, wearing reversed baseball caps and baggy jeans falling half-way down their arses , aiming to appear "rude". It may be that the parent acting as chaperone on this occasion would be the mother!

G
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Hawk
maybe... but the xbox pushes you from teenage girl to teenage boy... just Winker
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Nime
Good grief! Whatever next? Roll Eyes

Isn't this why they call it pop music?

As in: "popular"? Smile

The acid test (for all members) is whether you can name a young female singer who actually keeps her clothes on and you still like her music enough to buy her CDs. Cool

Nime
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by graham55
Well, I know that this will subject me to derision, but Katie Melua doesn't get her kit off, and I like her CD very much.

But, Nime, I think that you're rather missing the point. The idea that I was trying to get across in my previous posting is that, for many sad old gits such as me, we don't give a toss (unfortunate choice there!) about what the little minxes are singing, we're just happy that they didn't bother about putting on too many clothes for their video shoots. Are you telling me that you listened to the "music" when/if you first saw Aguilera's video of "Nasty" - but, there again, I'm not sure if that was its name. It was the one in which she "fought" another girl in a boxing ring and "danced", or should that be "writhed" - rather gratuitously, in my view - in a communal shower room. And she appeared to be wearing red panties throughout most of it all. So, from all this recall of the pictures, and so little of the title/words/music, I see that I am indeed a very sad old git!

G
Posted on: 02 March 2005 by Nime
Okay you're a sad old git and I didn't miss the point at all. Big Grin

I must admit that I find Aggy somewhat sexless in a state of undress. Perhaps I'm one of those sad old gits who needs a bit more flesh on their pop-tarts' bones? Cool
Meant in the nicest possible way of course and only in the right places (you understand)... and no I don't mean BIG JUGS double portions, at all! Just a bit more "girly"? Roll Eyes

[Exits hurriedly stage left] Smile

Nime
Posted on: 03 March 2005 by pe-zulu
Nime
A propos your acid-test:
Kate Bush is the only one I can recall,
and she isn´t that young anymore.
Posted on: 03 March 2005 by Nime
You obviously didn't see Kate in her own TV show wearing something close to latex. It was very hard to look her in the eye, as I recall. 1980's? Despite being a "clock person" I have no track of time whatsoever.

She had a stunning vocal range, always slightly spoilt for me by poor articulation. Very good looking girl in her prime. I still have Lionheart on vinyl somewhere. It was much played in its time. Sadly (or not) we all grow older. I haven't heard much from her for years apart from the odd playing of Wuthering Heights on the radio.
Something with Peter Gabriel as well. "Dont give up"?

Tell a lie! I have her singing "Women of Ireland" in the most incredible voice on the first of "The Celtic Circle" series double-CD.(on CD2) Smile

Regards
Nime
Posted on: 03 March 2005 by Rasher
Having started this, I would just like to point out that I have not personally mentioned anything about how these girls look, or in what state of undess they appear in their videos (which I don't see as I have better things to do than watch MTV). My enquiry was about the music, and the music only.
I think I would rather be accused of being a teenage girl than a sad old git personally, and leering at a teenage video of girls that could be your daughter is just downright pervy.
Seriously though....don't all these girl singers look and sound exactly the same? The thing that drew me to Anastacia is that there was an identitfiable character in her music & voice. The others just sound indentical.
When they go out shopping, do they all have 12 people standing in a row behind them copying their every move? It's all been like this since Michael Jackson did Thriller, and that was in the last century! Roll Eyes
BTW. It'd be Shaznay Lewis for me please. Smile
Posted on: 03 March 2005 by graham55
Rasher

I've read your last post and read again my previous posts. I have looked deep into my conscience and can now see that I was the one to corrupt your high-minded discourse about young female pop singers into gutter talk about how they look and how few clothes they wear for their video shoots ( otherwise known as their sh*gg*blity quotient).

I can see now that I was profoundly mistaken in perverting your highly intended intercourse on the values of young girls who sing. I shall now go and administer a severe dose of corporal mortification - unless, that is, Avril Lavigne would care to come and administer the punishment herself.

G
Posted on: 04 March 2005 by pe-zulu
Nime
I haven´t seen her, but I allways enjoyed her albums, which I still own - inclusive Lionheart.
Another fine contemporary female singer was Kim Wilde, not Bush-quality of course, but a fine number two. She may pass your acid-test too.
Cheers
Posted on: 05 March 2005 by Nime
I know next to nothing about Kim Wilde.
It might be better to keep it that way! Smile

I used to drive my wife mad with repeated playings of Joan Armatrading. "Show some Emotion" was her best before she went all Heavy Metal. Cool

Blondie was just too much! Though I can't really see why. I never objected to her listening to Roxy Music for hours on end. Big Grin

Music is a double-edged sword! Smile

Regards
Nime
Posted on: 05 March 2005 by BigH47
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was her best before she went all Heavy Metal



Was this Joan or your wife? Big Grin

If my Music Collection list ever gets published/shown I would like to point out the Girl band and similar CDs are my youngest daughters.(Honest) I have the DVDs (no I don't really)

Howard
Posted on: 05 March 2005 by Nime
quote:
Originally posted by BigH47:

Was this Joan or your wife? Big Grin

Howard


Both! My own more ecclectic tastes have now been roundly dismissed as "easy listening"! Cool

There's nothing worse than a born-again Metal fan! I'm trying to wean her onto techno for its similar bass content. But she's so fussy! Winker

Nime