Why Do The English Pretend They Are European ?

Get a fucking job and spare us all this bullshit.

Hit a nerve have we Dear ? Great to see that you can spell bullshit at least. I've just returned from my bank to get some beer vouchers courtesy of the old Nat King Cole office, and was most impressed to see many an Israeli flag flying in their beautiful blue and white alongside the German & Berlin dusters, when I consider that those very same antique lamps had people hanging from them not so very long ago by the neck, I'm totally amazed at the real speed Sir Winston's dream of a United States of €urope is becoming a reality, minus of course the greedy English licking Washingtons bottom forever still believing the world owes them a living, innit.

Fritz Von I didn't get where I am today by licking up to lickspittle poppinjays called cavendish, cos they're affeared to use their real name

"I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous answer"

And the "honourable gentleman" will refer you to his...

I specifically said England as I believe Scotland & Ireland Norf & Saaf are very €uropean minded, and Wales is near Swindon, innit.


Fritz Von As I've said on many occassions previously English ignorance will leave it in the lerch (Scouse spelling) with nobody to blame (not even Kofi Anan)

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Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
Get a fucking job and spare us all this bullshit.

Cut your hair as well!

If I had some I would Luigi me old grape presser

hahahahhahah
Ciao Graham!
It's only a way to say they have here: cut your hair and get a job!

Another uncle Fester like me?

As italian i don't know much about this europe they're talkin' about so loud.
It seems that, under the sheets of a free and happy land concept, they're tryin' to make another slice of rules' free land for businnes.

One thing is clear: i don't want to be american.

You mean like Seno'r Parry ?

who?

He's very famous in beans

Sorry my berliner friend, but..............i don't know a thing bout him............

He's easily forgetable, no problem old chap

I do believe Fritz is referring to the Rht.Hon. Sir Michael Thrust (& Bar). (hope this helps?)

Fencing fan, Nime?

En Guard!

Or is it..

Guarde Monsieur!

Or is it..

J'adoube (did you see me touch it??? )

Croque monsieur, more likely

Eeez waffer thin?

A lot of the English came from Africa, or have genes grown in Saxony etc.

A lot of English live on an island, and have once been the best at many things, such as exploiting others.

When the English are being open and honest, they are jolly good.

I agree entirely old chap (Your last line especially, innit)

When England eventually enters Europe & takes up the €uro, I wonder if French or maybe even German should become the main langauges ?


Fritz Von Now we're in €urope we can put the road tax up and blame Brussels

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
When England eventually enters Europe & takes up the €uro, I wonder if French or maybe even German should become the main langauges ?

Hee hee then you might 'avva a chance of gettin' a job 'ere then, teachin' us mono-lingual simpletons ta speak da (German) lingo, innit Fritzy

With a Right Royal Windsorian accent even, our Jon ?

quote:

Originally posted by Nigel Cavendish:
Get a fucking job and spare us all this bullshit.

Can't beat good English Spunk, innit: