URGENT !!! Mick Parry alert!!!!
Posted by: throbnorth on 10 August 2002
Mick,
Observing your posts over the last few months, and noticing that we have certain Tastes in common, viz. camp scrumptious bints warbling operatically in diaphanous undergarments, I feel that it is imperative that you:
1) Repair immediately to www.pendragon-records.com with your sound up and check out the section entitled 'Carmine Meo', and partake of all proffered samples and take in the 'Atylantos' section while you're at it, esp. the video.
2) Order 'Carmine Meo' from your preferred online retailer. ['Atylantos' is only available via French Amazon at great expense, but as your obsession grows, this will be but a small price to pay for the vocal caresses contained therein]
3) Proceed to www.emmashapplin.net and drink in all samples, videos etc concerning her new album 'ETTERNA' [you may not touch yourself]
4) Order said album from www.cd-wow.com at only £8.99 [inc postage, and all the way from Hong Kong too]
5) Write 100 times on virgin goatskin parchment, ' Oh throbnorth, Sarah Brightman is not worthy to kiss Mme. Shapplin's corset straps and the Opera Baebs are beneath fumbling with her soiled gussets'
6) Report to me wearing nothing but a pair of Mrs Mick's panties for further instruction.
yrs in strictness,
[firm but fair] throbnorth [t.v. madam, bar-mitzvahs special rates]
Observing your posts over the last few months, and noticing that we have certain Tastes in common, viz. camp scrumptious bints warbling operatically in diaphanous undergarments, I feel that it is imperative that you:
1) Repair immediately to www.pendragon-records.com with your sound up and check out the section entitled 'Carmine Meo', and partake of all proffered samples and take in the 'Atylantos' section while you're at it, esp. the video.
2) Order 'Carmine Meo' from your preferred online retailer. ['Atylantos' is only available via French Amazon at great expense, but as your obsession grows, this will be but a small price to pay for the vocal caresses contained therein]
3) Proceed to www.emmashapplin.net and drink in all samples, videos etc concerning her new album 'ETTERNA' [you may not touch yourself]
4) Order said album from www.cd-wow.com at only £8.99 [inc postage, and all the way from Hong Kong too]
5) Write 100 times on virgin goatskin parchment, ' Oh throbnorth, Sarah Brightman is not worthy to kiss Mme. Shapplin's corset straps and the Opera Baebs are beneath fumbling with her soiled gussets'
6) Report to me wearing nothing but a pair of Mrs Mick's panties for further instruction.
yrs in strictness,
[firm but fair] throbnorth [t.v. madam, bar-mitzvahs special rates]
Nutter.
