Men vs Women
Posted by: anselm on 27 January 2004
some of these are startlingly true!!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Anselm
all art is contemporary; it is the way we look at it that changes...
[This message was edited by anselm on TUESDAY 27 January 2004 at 19:14.]
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Anselm
all art is contemporary; it is the way we look at it that changes...
[This message was edited by anselm on TUESDAY 27 January 2004 at 19:14.]
quote:
Originally posted by anselm:
some of these are startlingly true!!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Anselm
all art is contemporary; it is the way we look at it that changes...
[This message was edited by anselm on TUESDAY 27 January 2004 at 19:14.]
Successful Men buy a Ferrari thinking beautiful women will like a man with ferrari.
Beautiful women think a ferrari owner has a lot
of money
to buy a house a dog and to pay schoolfor the children.
so ferrari drivers get beautiful women.
A true love story.
Reality is : Neither beautiful women are interested in ferrari.
Nor Playboys in family.
But this does not matter
O.J. (unmarried corvette driver)
That's pretty funny!
Excellent Martin !