Satanism

Posted by: jcs_smith on 21 January 2009

I’ve never really known much about Satanism but it’s always sounded like fun – lots of outdoor shagging, recreational drugs and sticking pins into waxwork effigies of Tony Blair and other toerags you dislike. Sort of ritualised dogging with a whiff of extra naughtiness. But having heard the neo-Darwinist rant of the Laveyan Church of Satan’s high priest on Satori’s Contemptus Mundi (great record by the way) I’m deeply disappointed. Turns out they don’t really have rituals, churches, covens, gatherings or black masses. They don’t even believe in God let alone Satan – he’s just a non-existent symbol to them. Shame. I never wanted to join but it’s always nice to think someone out there is having more fun and I could have it if I wanted. Now I know everyone else’s life is as boring as mine.
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
What is dogging?
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by 555
Storing CDs horizontally.
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I never wanted to join

After that sales pitch I don't believe you; half way through your post I was ready too join!
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by Chief Chirpa
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Originally posted by GFFJ:
What is dogging?


An outdoor recreational activity undertaken by professional footballers and others, together with ladies who they love very much.
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
Would that be an activity undertaken by a class of people one might describe as "common?"

Is chavism everywhere these days?

And before we get into what a chav is, the word's root is to be found in old Romany: charvo means young Romany boy!

Oh goodness I am getting old, or if not old then out of date! The world got up and left me behind!!

ATB from George
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by Chillkram
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Originally posted by Chief Chirpa:
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Originally posted by GFFJ:
What is dogging?


An outdoor recreational activity undertaken by professional footballers and others, together with ladies who they love very much.


In a car, in a car park, with spectators whilst out 'taking the dog for a walk'.
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
A spectator sport undertaken by common people in a car?

Dear Mark, I need more of a clue than that!

I always thought cottaging was going to Lake District in a rented small house for a week. till someone explained it had more to do with Hampstead Heath!

Am I getting closer?

ATB from George
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by Chillkram
A similar activity George but normally undertaken by members of opposing genders!
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
I think I got it! Shagging in a car with people watching!

Only common people could keep it up under those conditions!

ATB from George [the naturally shy].
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by Chief Chirpa
I don't know. These mild-mannered Volvo drivers, quiet on the surface, but they're all really insatiable sex-people* (and Satanists, no doubt).

(* © Alan Partridge)
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by Chillkram
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Originally posted by GFFJ:
I think I got it!


By, George......!
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
I have a 240! No shagging in the back of that, though! It would be comfortable enough for it ...

The old car is twenty years old since registration as of the first of March, so I suppose it could have already produced grand-children!

I might point out that it is a manual job, but with overdrive, which might help! Clutch shakes a bit when cold, but otherwise it functions exactly as intended! And it runs for hours without exhaustion creeping in!

ATB from George
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by jcs_smith
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Originally posted by GFFJ:
And before we get into what a chav is, the word's root is to be found in old Romany: charvo means young Romany boy!


actually it's current romany - chiavei - and means boys,not necessarily young. Chey is the singular
Posted on: 21 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
I stand asvised by a Satan enthusiast! How times move on. Though I expect the root is the same ...
Posted on: 23 January 2009 by Chris Kelly
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I might point out that it is a manual job


Say no more! Winker
Posted on: 23 January 2009 by Wolf2
This is too much fun I have to copy it. Love sly humor.

I'm pretty ordinary looking, not tatted, pierced or hair dyed. But I'm over half a century old and have shocked friends at some of my escapades when the talk gets to be a bit outrageous. Usually with drink in hand. My red neck uncle used to call it loud mouth.

But I was a teen in the 60s, Started with Motown, then Beatles, then Hendrix and Zepplin at 16. Oh my.

Hendrix blew it open with "Are you experienced...Well I am!" and then later Crosstown Traffic. "I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run...tire tracks all across your back...I can see you've had your fun."

I guess now I've blown my cover.
Posted on: 26 January 2009 by JohanR
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I don't know. These mild-mannered Volvo drivers, quiet on the surface, but they're all really insatiable sex-people* (and Satanists, no doubt).


You are nearer the truth than you might think. Remember, Volvo comes from a country famous for free sex, free abortion and, even, compulsory sex education in the schools... Horror!

JohanR
Posted on: 26 January 2009 by u5227470736789454
quite right Johan , and Swedes still celebrate Midsommar whilst dancing around a rather imaginatively shaped "pole "

Midsommar pic

Great memories of fantastic parties with lots of herring and Aquavit. Well they were great party memories once the hang-over had cleared Cool

Barrie
Posted on: 27 January 2009 by Ewan Aye
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Originally posted by GFFJ:
I might point out that it is a manual job, but with overdrive, which might help! Clutch shakes a bit when cold, but otherwise it functions exactly as intended! And it runs for hours without exhaustion creeping in!


Phnarr phnarr!
Posted on: 27 January 2009 by u5227470736789439
Mon menage a moi!