Tsunami Style Bore Rushing To Westminster via Canvey Island Shock!

Where is John Biffen when you need him? [Low bandwidth smiley]. Fredrik

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Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Mind you, could I ever count as a Norwegian if I went there to live? I do realise that is a different point, of course. Fredrik

You could always be yourself, no matter what they said Our Fredders! Why do want to be something for other people? I personally consider myself a 100% Berliner, and I know many who weren't born in London (or UK) for that matter that I consider full on Londoners, Parry'll be sayin he's from Plymouth next*


Fritz von I wonder if tomorrow's UK local elections will clash with TV ratings?


P.S. I just attempted to post on SKY's live at 5 blog for the first time ever, any bets on wether it'll be published or not!

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Originally posted by Polarbear:
Well I come from the home of Stilton Cheese and Pork pies, wondered why I need to go on a diet

Stilton, I can quite understand John, but pork pies?


Fritz von I'll not read google propaganda on the subject, please enlighten me on a wonderful theme, or do we require professional Cavendish ken again?*



Being a racist moronic jerk I was trying to redeem myself partly; by spending most of the day translating some ancient texts regarding the folk who make these well groovy garments, innit*

Panama/Northern Colombia*

Dear Fritz,

I think I have your point this time! Really if I went to Norway, I would always be an Englishman in Norway, though no doubt more camoflaged than most. Really I would not care actually, but certainly it would be no problem!When I speak a bit of Norwegian, I do it without the usual English-isms.

Very strangely trying to speak a bit of Polish I do it just like a Dane, so they tell me. I assume that they have never come across a Norwegian!

Fredrik

Don't forget to vote Parry tomorrow Chaps, we'll ensure that your perfectly sound business will be 'Consulted' into administration via anonymous leaks to you bank and creditors, we'll run up massive fees for you before you finally go down anyway, perfick innit*

Fritz von Every PFI's dream*



Suicide is painless, and PFI consultants win everytime, cos they're considered govt friendly innit*


Bring's on many er, changes though:


Goodnight:


Shock horror Pacific Tsumani Centre cancells non existant regualr seaquake threat (only took em 3 hours to call Thailand etc last time innit, lucky the Germans are now up and runnin innit*

Only ever take low fat 1.5% personally, even on my weetabix.

I feel I can then drink more healthy red wine you see, but naturally only the heart-rendering stuff, innit*


If you live in the UK there's an amazing 2 year Private Eye subscription offer on the go at the mo I believe?


I ain't sayin nuffin though, just had some great little jars of Italian bread spreaddy thingy's (first time) for supper, very cushty, yoghurt and pears too, No! not on a rope*

I remind you all that fresh wallnuts are the in thing for Alzheimers prevention along with regular brain training like reading or learning English (Northern England & Wales only) as well as internet forums for the over 75's

Shuddup Fritz*

quote:

Originally posted by Fredrik_Fiske:
Mind you, could I ever count as a Norwegian if I went there to live? I do realise that is a different point, of course. Fredrik

You could always get a calculator though Our Fredders, innit*



Fritz von You'd probably make a great IFA old Chum, and Our Mick'll sort out yer tax for yer with pleasure no doubt Son no sweat*



Bedtime for real now Florence i Is totally cream-crackered


Nos Da, as the Danish say!

"and Our Mick'll sort out yer tax for yer with pleasure no doubt Son no sweat*"

For a fee Fritz, only for a fee...I got to live you know.

Regards

Mick

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Originally posted by Mick Parry:
"and Our Mick'll sort out yer tax for yer with pleasure no doubt Son no sweat*"

For a fee Fritz, only for a fee...I got to live you know.

Regards

Mick

Naturally Our Mick! your fee will be that your sentence for corruption and missuse of pubic funds will be reduced to er, just 7 years (suspended) plus 5,600+- hours of community service working 'directly' with homeless travelling folk and their poor animals who've been evicted from their caravans for non payment of exhorbitent Council Taxes (75% of who'm have serious mental problems as a result of trying to get their legal benefits, er, legally), John Prescott's ex secretary's garden needs watering, and Cherie needs a short back & sides on the cheap*

Come back when you've finished that lot Son, and we'll consider eventually letting you escape to little Britain on the Old Costa Del Grand Master, and don't expect NHS treatment there either, or Burpa*


Regards,


Tony*

My neighbour's wife who live below my penthouse suite unusually knocked on the door earlier to ask if everything was ok?

I sent her away contentedly after a small chat, of course I've used my vacuum cleaner before, how silly*

Personally I don't think that the Thames Barrier's Gonna stop it!*


Fritz von I bet Our Mick's blood pressure went up when he nearly got a Custard sentence for tax evasion (sorry tax miss-calculation)*

I wonder if Prescott should have any more kids then?


Fritz von Annie Walker's still fit too*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:



General Havoc PO.GPO with Bar*

with bar full of gin innit*

Erik von viva espana

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
He's ex Army, not Marines Our Luigi*

Ohhhhhhhh!
That's why...............

When I was coming home a few hours ago from a very hot hard day at the old bog brush factory, I noticed a rather splendid deep blue very new motor car sitting nonchelantly outside of the recently opened Turkish cafe (Café Villon) over the road to my drum, (he must be doin bloody good bizz I thought to mesen, he's only been open fer five minutes. I discretely ( as possible) wellied over to have a butchers, cos I thought it was an Aston at first sight, but how wrong I was, this little beauty with white/cream levver unpholstery was only a bleedin Masseratti wunnit!



Fritz von I bet it needs a long startin andle*

One of my most favouristist films Luigi *Himmel Über Berlin*, known in English as 'Wings of Desire*, though having seen it many many times I've never seen it in English, also one of Peter Falks greatest roles I feel. Real Berliners (and many other Eastern Europeans) have just experienced an extraordinarily long and and fiercly cold winter (Britain has nothing like it, even Scotland) and this film emphasises much of that power and strength in many ways, dunnit.

The follow up sequel (after the wall came down)
is known as *Im weiter fern so Nahr* which is also a classic in my view, especially as much of it is filmed (as with the first jobby) in neighbourhoods/feelings and atmospheres I know so very well and intimately.


Fritz von I also know Brits who had/have lived here for 40 years or more and don't/wont have a clue what I'm talking about, or most of their neighbours either for that matter, unless they speak English, and eat pork pies and crisps, probably why I've never met that many London/Cockney squaddies in my time, we're all much too daft, innit*



Goodnight*

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Originally posted by Berlin Fritz:
One of my most favouristist films Luigi *Himmel Über Berlin*, known in English as 'Wings of Desire*, though having seen it many many times I've never seen it in English, also one of Peter Falks greatest roles I feel.

Yes.
At last we have Graham here tonight.
So......buonasera as Jamaican say.

The movie is great.
Smooth, real, smelling.
A movie as i mean.

quote:

The follow up sequel (after the wall came down)
is known as *Im weiter fern so Nahr* which is also a classic in my view, especially as much of it is filmed (as with the first jobby) in neighbourhoods/feelings and atmospheres I know so very well and intimately.

This is a great thing.
I have on vhs but the vhs reader just quit for senjority.

Till the end of the world.
Paris-Texas
Did you see them?

Good night Graham.
Gianluigi

Other way around in Swindon & Barking apparently*

quote:

Originally posted by Diccus62:
Salt is a swine for blood pressure. Watch it its hidden in everything. A slice of white bread often has as much salt as a packet of crisps

Having always subrscribed to this point of view as well for many years, I was shocked & stunned at recent British TV revelations that contradict the obvious in my mind (bloody irresponsibility of the highest odour innit). Basil is a great salt substitute, and many other little changes in ones diet and life-style (basically the original one of being active and cutting out certain things), many argue over this and that (and always will do) for either pseudo medical/commercial reasons or sheer greed, I personally choose what I eat etc, and therefore are responsible, wether it be smoking 30 fags on a weekend or too much Booze, innit*

E = MC² Dunnit*