Hi Fi literacy hits a new low

Posted by: rupert bear on 22 April 2007

I thought you might enjoy this ad from a well-known website:

'these rosewood 805s rrp£1600 ar 10 month new i bort them from acoustica in chester in june 2006 and ar boxed and come with dedicated iron stand in black(rrp£400)+bungs. both speeker and stands ar in exelent condision come and listen.(better than 805 nautilus) '

Oh dear.

But still not as bad as Rega's brochure of a few years ago (which was chockfull of howlers).
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Deane F
Very few Colonials can spell.
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Deane F
Sorry, should have been, "Very few Imperials can spell."
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by ryan_d
Text speak has infiltrated everything now........so sad!!

Ryan
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Officer DBL
Private ad recently seen in a shop window;

"Collar TV for sail"

One of my brothers was taught phonetic spelling in the 1970s, and it was probably from that generation onwards that a knowledge of the language and the ability to spell correctly went to hell on a handcart.

Poor spelling in email also rankles, especially when correcting someone's poor spelling and grammar is deemed to be politically incorrect.

Cheers

Brad
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Macker
Shouldn't this thread be titled:

Illiteracy hits a new low ?
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Officer DBL
What about:

"Bass illiteracy goes lower"
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Don Atkinson
"Shouldn't this thread be titled:

Illiteracy hits a new low ?"

How about:-

"Illiteracy hits a new high" ?

Cheers

Don
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by rupert bear
Don's correct, of course.
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by rupert bear
quote:
Originally posted by Rob B:
What about:

"Bass illiteracy goes lower"


Or 'base' as speakers are frequently described in the ads. Or adds.

Must go and do something useful with the rest of Sunday.
Posted on: 22 April 2007 by Adam Meredith
quote:
Originally posted by rupert bear:

Or 'base' as speakers are frequently described in the ads. Or adds.


Or - "add's".
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by joe90
Apostrophes are so easy to use too.

Use them in a possessive: 'the dog's bollocks' but never in a plural.

'Its' as a possessive is the only exception to the possessive: 'Give the dog back its bollocks, James.'

Also if your possessive ends in an 's' you don't have to put another 's' at the end: 'James' dog's bollocks.'

Also use in a contraction: 'Don't cut James' bollocks off, nor his dog's, as it's likely to hurt them both.'
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by u5227470736789439
And, "You're right, Joe, and your post is constructive!" Fredrik. [Smiley].
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by rupert bear
quote:

Also use in a contraction: 'Don't cut James' bollocks off, nor his dog's, as it's likely to hurt them both.'


You obviously went to a different kind of primary school to mine ...
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by Chris Kelly
Different from, in fact! Winker
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by Officer DBL
I nearly crashed into the back of a lorry when exiting the M40 on the slip for Oxford a number of years ago. A range of brews were listed on the tailgate, and the one that caught my eye was a brew called "the dog's bollocks" Smile

Cheers

Rob
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by Melnobone
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by Officer DBL
The very one - thanks Melnobone Smile

Rob
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by rupert bear
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Kelly:
Different from, in fact! Winker


'"Different from" is the construction that no one will object to.
"Different to" is fairly common informally in the U.K., but rare in
the U.S. "Different than" is sometimes used to avoid the cumbersome
"different from that which", etc.'

So fair enough in a purist sense, though my construction is quite acceptable. Unlike that advert.
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by Deane F
quote:
Originally posted by rupert bear:

'"Different from" is the construction that no one will object to.


"Different from" is the construction to which no one will object", surely?
Posted on: 23 April 2007 by u5227470736789439
I am off to fetch my hat and coat! Fredrik
Posted on: 24 April 2007 by rupert bear
quote:
Originally posted by Deane F:
quote:
Originally posted by rupert bear:

'"Different from" is the construction that no one will object to.


"Different from" is the construction to which no one will object", surely?


Indeed. I was quoting verbatim from a fairly reliable website, and didn't read it through before pasting.

This is precisely the sort of sloppiness up with which we should not put.
Posted on: 24 April 2007 by Deane F
Big Grin
Posted on: 24 April 2007 by Deane F
Not forgetting, of course, that a sentence consists at the very least of both a subject and a predicate. This might lead an inquisitive person to enquire as to whether a sentence may consist of only one word.

A learned person must reply:

Yes.