Nigella charges £4.99 for 'quickees'.

Strikes me as £5.01 too much for a rather dreadful, overweight and overexposed woman!

Just my two-penny worth, of course.

Biddum tishhhhhhh!!

That means nothing to me, Tony, but perhaps we'll have to agree to disagree over her fatness and hype!

We all have different triggers, which is what makes us human, but fat birds like Mrs Saatchi do nothing for me.

The biddum tishhhh is the drum then cymbal in response to your two penny joke!
I want to dislike Nigella, but her voice and eyes melt me. I can't help it! Sophie Dahl, on the otherhand, just annoys the crap out of me. My ex-girlfriend watches her just to laugh at the programme.

Tony

Nigella is one of those strange one's. She's no spring chicken and has a huge arse yet I'd love to go at her like a freight train.
Did I say that out loud?
regards,
Steve.

You see, Tony, Ms Dahl would be welcome round my place any time, and would even be allowed to make crumbs in bed, provided that she didn't fart too much. She's voluptuous, whereas Mrs Saatchi's just fat.

Not that I'd ever watch any of their TV shows, as I'd be prepared to reintroduce capital punishment for 'celebrity chefs'.

Graham

My mates with lower moral standards always used to tell me that fat burdz were great as they were always grateful and made you a great breakfast. Well this fat burd could have had me any time and guaranteed she'd have done a great breakfast.

I totally would.

So would I. Both of 'em.

quote:

Originally posted by Steve O:
Nigella is one of those strange one's. She's no spring chicken and has a huge arse yet I'd love to go at her like a freight train.
Did I say that out loud?
regards,
Steve.

I just almost pissed myself laughing out loud at this..... Thanks Steve!

A welcome relief of a post, especially just after reading another one of Ali 026's.....!

Steve.

quote:

Originally posted by garyi:
I totally would.

I'm totally wood.

Chat show host: "So, Sophie, what was it that first attracted you to the multi-millionaire short ar*e Jamie Cullum...?"

Being such a short a*se, he must get a wonderful view, though!

quote:

Originally posted by graham55:
Being such a short a*se, he must get a wonderful view, though!

He just needs to be able to breathe through his ears though.

Jono

Remember there is no such thing as an ugly millionaire.

quote:

Originally posted by Jono 13:

He just needs to be able to breathe through his ears though.

Jono

If he couldn't, and then suffocated, it'd be a helluva way to go!

I'd certainly want to attend the coroner's inquest to see any reenactment of how he died: I might even volunteer to play the part of the victim myself!

quote:

If he couldn't, and then suffocated, it'd be a helluva way to go!

A service to humanity too?

Couldn't say, Howard, I've never knowingly listened to his 'music'. Nor am I in any rush to do so.

Even if I were gay. And dead.



Tony


PS. I'm six ft four!!

I'm soooo tempted to get the MkIII iPhone just for this - contract up next month, so easy to achieve. Should I wait for the MkiV and do without the quickies till then - not at all certain I can hold till then though.

Agree 110% with Igary here.

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Originally posted by Steve2701:
I'm soooo tempted to get the MkIII iPhone just for this - contract up next month, so easy to achieve. Should I wait for the MkiV and do without the quickies till then - not at all certain I can hold till then though.

Agree 110% with Igary here.

Rumour is that MK4 will be announced/go on sale in June so I would wait myself.

Hi Lontano, yup heard that myself - and along with the season opening on June 16th it's a great time.
Can I do without her that long though?

I mean - there on the phone as well!
Dangerous times.