Cricket - Scotland Vs Australia
Posted by: Diode100 on 14 March 2007
I see that the Scotland XI are playing Australia, wonder what they are going to do after lunch ....
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by scottyhammer
down a few whiskys id think ! 

Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Ian G.
That's fighting talk.. but very true.
When I was 13 years old I went to shall we say a 'rough' school, Dux of the school got a couple of 'O' levels and jail was a potential career break.
Anyhow for my sins I opened the 'batting' for our school 'cricket' team. Nae whites, nae pads, nae gloves - you get the picture. Well we went one Saturday to play the local Academy - the local posh school. We were all out for 9, game over by 10am, decided on another innings, all out for 7, game over by 10.30. Some of our lower order 'batsmen' decided to change sports to one where they had a chance - street-fighting, game over by 10.35. We were all whipped to within an inch of our lives on Monday morning for shaming the 'school'.
Ah those halcyon days.....
When I was 13 years old I went to shall we say a 'rough' school, Dux of the school got a couple of 'O' levels and jail was a potential career break.
Anyhow for my sins I opened the 'batting' for our school 'cricket' team. Nae whites, nae pads, nae gloves - you get the picture. Well we went one Saturday to play the local Academy - the local posh school. We were all out for 9, game over by 10am, decided on another innings, all out for 7, game over by 10.30. Some of our lower order 'batsmen' decided to change sports to one where they had a chance - street-fighting, game over by 10.35. We were all whipped to within an inch of our lives on Monday morning for shaming the 'school'.
Ah those halcyon days.....
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Diode100
Not so bad, Australia 334 for 6 after 50 overs. Scotalnd in now, 11 runs for 0 wickets
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Deane F
quote:Originally posted by IanGtoo:
Ah those halcyon days.....
How on earth did you get your hands on sleeping pills at that age?
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Chillkram
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by JamieWednesday
Married to a jock. Ha ha.
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Guido Fawkes
That sixth wicket partnership is building nicely.
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by Chillkram
quote:Originally posted by JamieWednesday:
Married to a jock. Ha ha.
Me too.
Posted on: 14 March 2007 by long-time-dead
quote:Originally posted by Chillkram:quote:Originally posted by JamieWednesday:
Married to a jock. Ha ha.
Me too.
Which would therefore suggest that there were no other better of any nationality.
At least us Scots (not Jocks please as that is derogatory) have a superiority in your lives somewhere...............

.... and yes, we are crap at cricket !
Posted on: 15 March 2007 by Diode100
quote:Originally posted by long-time-dead:
[At least us Scots (not Jocks please as that is derogatory) have a superiority in your lives somewhere...............
Only because you hijacked our government & now lord it over us.....
& frankly, we're not much cop at cricket either !
Posted on: 20 March 2007 by Howlinhounddog
I did notice history repeating itself. Freddie gets stranded whilst drunk in a pedalo (circa 2007) Jimmy Johnstone gets stranded whilst drunk in a rowing boat (circa 1974)... at least Johnstone did'nt have to play the next day. Heard the Scottish captain on tele last night. A lovely highland lilt in his voice. The highlands of Johannesburg I think...