Great LP titles

Not sure if these count, but two I immediately thought of after reading your post are...

The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

and...

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

Only then did I realise who had started the thread - nice one Biggus!

ATB
Nicholas

How about the Kursaal Flyers last album
'A Former Tour De Force Is Forced To Tour'

Diccus you will drive me insane While I'm hitching a lift there:

Trouble Over Bridgewater - Half Man Half Biscuit
Free Your Mind … And Your Ass Will Follow - Funkadelic
The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get -- Joe Walsh
Drill a Hole in that Substrate and Tell Me What You See--Jim White
The Shoes Of The Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers - Charles Mingus
When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right. - Fiona Apple
Sand in the Vaseline -- Talking Heads
Whipped Cream & Other Delights - Herb Albert
Sheik Yerbouti by Frank Zappa
Greatest Hits - Robbie Williams
The Film's Crap, Let's Slash The Seats - David Holmes

There's more, but the nurse is here with my medicine.
Steve

quote:

Originally posted by SteveGa:
Trouble Over Bridgewater - Half Man Half Biscuit

Out of interest (and showing my ignorance) when does that date from - I remember it cropping up on an edition of I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue in a round of 'missed hits' some years ago.

regards, Tam

quote:

Originally posted by NicholasA:
Not sure if these count, but two I immediately thought of after reading your post are...

The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

and...

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

Only then did I realise who had started the thread - nice one Biggus!

ATB
Nicholas

Biggus Diccus

quote:

Originally posted by SteveGa:


There's more, but the nurse is here with my medicine.
Steve

Come on Steve this is your Therapy - send the Nurse away

diccus

You Bought It, You Name It - Joe Walsh

Ian Dury

There ain't half been some clever bastards
Jack shit George
(Take Your Elbow Out of the Soup You're Sitting on the Chicken)

Dolly Parton

Send me the pillow that you dream on
and i'm sure she had a track called....
The girls get prettier at closing time

Wayne County and the Electric Chairs

erm, do i need to tell you the one i'm thinking of that appears to be a rejection of a night of rumpy pumpy

Toy Dolls
Deidrie is a slag
Cloughy is a boot boy
QUEEN ALEXANDRA ROAD IS WHERE SHE SAID SHE'D BE, BUT WAS SHE THERE TO MEET ME... NO CHANCE

MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAD'S A VICAR

FLORENCE IS DEAF (BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT)
YOU WON'T BE MERRY ON A NORTH SEA FERRY

IF YOU'RE IN A POP GROUP YOU'LL END UP PAYING A FORTUNE PRACTICING AT PETER PRACTICE'S PRACTICE PLACE

THE ASHBROOKE LAUNDERETTE (YOU'LL STINK, YOU'RE CLOTHES'LL SHRINK, YOUR WHITES'LL BE AS BLACK AS INK)

MY WIFE'S A PSYCHOPATH

PLEASE RELEASE ME (DARLING I LOATHE YOU)

LIVIN' ON NEWTON HALL (sorry this isn't amusing i am just currently living on Newton hall a very large private housing estate)

I GAVE MY HEART TO A SLAG CALLED SHARON FROM WHITLEY BAY

Diccus

quote:

Originally posted by Tam:

quote:

Originally posted by SteveGa:
Trouble Over Bridgewater - Half Man Half Biscuit

Out of interest (and showing my ignorance) when does that date from - I remember it cropping up on an edition of I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue in a round of 'missed hits' some years ago.

regards, Tam

Hi Tam

Trouble Over Bridgwater PROBE48/PROBE48CD) released 25 April 2000

1. Irk The Purists
2. Uffington Wassail
3. Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes
4. Nove On The Sly
5. Ballad Of Climie Fisher
6. Gubba Look-a-Likes
7. Mathematically Safe
8. With Goth On Our Side
9. Used To Be In Evil Gazebo
10. Slight Reprise
11. It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
12. Visitor For Mr. Edmonds
13. Bottleneck At Capel Curig
14. Emerging From Gorse
15. Look Dad No Tunes
16. Twenty Four Hour Garage People

There is a great HMHB website here. You might also be interested that they have a local gig Wed 15th Nov The Liquid Room, Edinburgh.

Steve

I guess Zappa should have a section all of his own. Just a few:

We're Only In It For The Money
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
Does Humor Belong In Music?
You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Volume 1


Rum, Sodomy and The Lash - The Pogues
Now That's What I Call Quite Good - The Housemartins
Too Many Bunnies (Not Enough Mitten) - The Happy Flowers
The Difference Between Me And You Is That I'm Not On Fire - McClusky
You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish - REO Speedwagon
I Came, I Saw, I Had a Hot Dog - Poopshovel
You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic - Ian Hunter/Mott The Hoople
If It Weren't For Venetian Blinds It Would Be Curtains For Us - Piebald
Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To - Spacemen 3
Strategies Against Architechture - Einsturzende Neubaten
Talking With The Taxman About Poetry - Billy Bragg
The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Dickhead - Mr. Floppy
Beelzebubba - The Dead Milkmen
Death Rides a Pale Cow: The Ultimate Collection by Dead Milkmen
Why Try Harder? Greatest Hits - Fat Boy Slim
What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits - The Doobie Brothers
I Am Kurious Oranj - The Fall

Back in the DHSS - Half Man Half Biscuit

an obvious play on a Macca's Russian classic from the White album

Voyage to the Bottom of the Road - Half Man Half Biscuit

anyone remember Richard Basehart as Admiral Nelson

And the album that came out at the height of punk

Pretentious - For The Sake Of It which was Gentle Gaint's greatest hits.

The Mothers of Invention's We're Only In It For The Money with its great original cover

I recall akids song called

I love Hali but Hali doesnt love me

diccus

quote:

Originally posted by Diccus62:
I recall akids song called

I love Hali but Hali doesnt love me

diccus

I Love Halibut Hali Doesn't Love Me ??

Responding makes you a senior citizen Diccus. Time for your Naim Pension!

quote:

Originally posted by SteveGa:
Responding makes you a senior citizen Diccus. Time for your Naim Pension!

diccus

Which one are you?

Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella


Nurse with Wound

surely The Young Ones' "never mind the sex pistols, here's our bollocks" would have to rate.

Derek Bell's (of the Chieftains) solo album:

"Derek Bell Plays with Himself".

Some from The Rutles...

Blue Suede Schubert
Ouch!
Twist And Rut
A Hard Day's Rut
Rutle Soul
Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
Shabby Road
Tragical History Tour
Can't Buy Me Lunch
All You Need is Cash

Pink Floyd... quite a few to choose from, of which the longest was:

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

My People Were Fair and Had Sky in Their Hair... But Now They're Content to Wear Stars on Their Brows - Tyrannosaurus Rex

Ted Nugent's live album, "Intensities in Ten Cities", is pretty clever.

Diccus,

Another North East artist from a long time ago.

Wavis O'Shave (Album) Anna Ford's Bum

Track listing:
I'm in love with her shoe
Shoes
Sid is dead
She's a prune
Bit spray sir?
Anna Ford's bum
Jeremy's a pansy
25/6/79 (Come back Anna)

Wavis O'Shave (EP) Denis smokes tabs (John is a fig roll)

Track listing:

Dennis smokes tabs
Mauve shoes are awful
You think you are a woman because you don't eat fishcakes
The fig roll song
Oh Peter Oh Steven

and my personal favourite

Don't crush bees to death with the end of your walking stick.

Not sure what I was thinking when I bought these. He was a bit of a local nut case and it seemed the right thing to do at the time.

Regards

Nic

Nice one Nic

Weird Al Yancovic

My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder,
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars,
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

Apparently he has a Polka on every LP.

diccus