It's bloody quiet in here today :(

Posted by: Tony Lockhart on 23 June 2012

Has everyone died? All playing music? Even my Facebook and other forums are quiet. I might have to find a provocative joke to post!

Tony
Posted on: 23 June 2012 by Tony Lockhart
My ex-girlfriend was a complete slut.Whenever she ate a banana in public, she would put one hand behind her head.
Posted on: 23 June 2012 by Tony Lockhart
I went shopping today and bought some vegetables and a games console. Stupidly though, I put them both in the same bag, and now my Wii smells of asparagus.
Posted on: 23 June 2012 by Derry

Have you no friends?

Posted on: 23 June 2012 by tonym

Yes, I am. Like the asparagus one Tony. The smelly-wee plant as I call it.

Posted on: 23 June 2012 by Tony Lockhart
Funnily enough, Derry, my worst enemy has just replied!
Posted on: 23 June 2012 by Gale 401

Tony,

This came in the post yesterday.

Its been on today.

Stu.