All the bands I like are brilliant .....
Posted by: JamieL_v2 on 08 August 2012
All the bands I like are brilliant, really good musicians, but don't ever show off, their lyrics are just so clever and point out social situations that really make you think, but they don't lecture you, oh no, they would never insult you like that.
I got into most of them when I was a teenager, and then a few in my early thirties when the music scene got really good again, and just a couple I found on forums like this.
They all do lots of charity work, and always for the right charities, they like kittens, grannies and retired donkeys, and are such nice people that I really think they deserve a Nobel prize, I am not sure for what, but I do think they deserve a prize, that or maybe a knighthood.
Obviously all the bands I don't like are awful, I don't care if you like them, you are wrong. They do horrible things all the time, they are only in it for the money, and they never learned to play their instruments properly, that or they just show off all time, but not with any tunes that are worth listening to. I also think they are probably child molesters, I don't have any evidence, they hushed all that up, but I think I am right in that.
Lots of them came from before I was a teenager, or when I got a bit older, so obviously I had heard it all before. Quite a lot came from a movement that happened just after the really good music, and they had bad hairstyles, really bad ones, jeans that were the wrong shape too.
They also say they are going to leave the country when the politicians I like get in power, but they never do. I wish they would.
If only they had listened to the bands I like, they would have got it right, but sadly they didn't.
Even worse are the people who left bands I really like, and then started to make music I don't. Why? They were so good when they made the music I like. Sometimes someone left I band I like, and the band got worse. Why can't they all just ignore any fulfilment they want, and just churn out exactly the same album over and over, but getting a bit better each time, of course, just so that I can still like them. I hate them, and their hair got worse, or fell out too.
So there you have it, I could name bands, but you know who they are. We should start threads on each of them on the forum, so lots of people can say how bad they are, and then a few people, who have got it really wrong, can defend them, and we can feel really good that we know better.
How about starting with........